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[stoney321]

I just did the math and in 20 days I am turning 40. Four Zero.



...but I haven't climbed Mount Everest yet!! Any sherpa volunteers out there? (And funny, I don't feel forty.)

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[tinkerbell86ca.livejournal.com]

What do you feel like? 35? Like you are in need of a good body scrub? Itchy?

[hazyjayne.livejournal.com]

I turn 30 in fifteen days and still feel about 22, and having a mini crisis about "OMG I FEEL LIKE I HAVE NOT ACHIEVED ANYTHING" Chris Colfer puts me to shame even I know academically this is not true...

So, FWIW it isn't just you...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! I told my daughter yesterday that I felt so young, still. Like, 32! :D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

30 is such a good year! Your 30s are when you really figure out who you are! I'm going to just redo my thirties with you, how about that? ;D

[bdbdb.livejournal.com]

I believe you mis-tagged this entry. You wanted the tag that says stoney doesn't suck.

[mpoetess.livejournal.com]

*feels you*

You're right. You don't feel 40.

*feels again just to make sure*

[hazyjayne.livejournal.com]

Awesome! \o/ OK, that sounds like a plan ;D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! (It's tagged that way because I have yet to scale the highest peak! But let's face it - that sounds like a horrible activity.)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ooh, just there, please.

Totally 33, right? I definitely think I've got a Jesus-age feel. *makes you check again*

[ladycyndra.livejournal.com]

We are four years apart! *cough* Um yay? XD

[dovil.livejournal.com]

Not only might you not feel 40 but you definitely don't look 40 which is the most important thing in that the only worth a woman has is her looks. You would have got chapped lips if you had climbed Everest, so really, is it worth it? No, no it is not.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I had this one friend tell me that I should tell people I'm 47 so they're REALLY shocked by my "youthful looks." Hahaha. Because we all know that once I hit 47, I'm going to be put down. It's kinder, that way.

Maybe I want to freeze my nose off, D, did you think of that? I think it will make my face look slimmer.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I notice that you didn't say in which direction. ;)

[kuzu-no-ha.livejournal.com]

Didn't you recently climb your fence? I think that counts. We can retroactively name me as your sherpa guide. "You there, go over that fence. Right there. yup. well done"

I hear retroactively employment declarations are all the rage this year.

[secondalto.livejournal.com]

i'm a few year away from that particular milestone. but I certainly don't feel my age. At least mentally. Physically is a different kettle of fish.

[dovil.livejournal.com]

People are getting toe slimming procedures now and toe removals to fit smaller shoes so think of the money you'll save! After that cut of all those hunks of blackened dead skin you'll be supermodel thin. "I lost 20lbs, ask me how!" you'll gasp through your oxygen mask, a limbless torso.

I don't know how much 20lbs are so this joke may not have worked purely on that. FUCK YOU MATHS AND SCIENCE! I love your icon by the way. I'm going to take it behind the bike sheds and make it pregnant. 30 Rock for the win!

I probably shouldn't have had that bowl of crack for breakfast. I CAN FLY *jumps out window*.

Tell them your 75 and get an informational for goat placenta face wash.

[kayoko.livejournal.com]

People have died climbing Mount Everest! DIED. *gasp*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I know! A boy I dated was on the disastrous 1996 climb! (He did not die, I should mention)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

..I don't think I climbed any fences? I mean, I could and stick a flag up there and stomp around all proud of myself? *ponders*

LOL at retroactive employment declarations. I'll declare myself Sir Edmund Hillary's second!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha - when I threw my back out, boy did I feel my age. Normally I'm pretty spry. <-- which just outed me for my real age. :D

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

As of September, I'm one year out from 50. I'm way far behind.

[kuzu-no-ha.livejournal.com]

Wasn't there a locking yourself out of the house and hoppin' fence incident? Or was that someone else?

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

BRB SENDING YOU SOME PRUNES GRAMMA

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah - that was a while back. See? My memory is going!!

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I didn't feel 40 either and the mister confirmed that I felt more like 34 and thanked me for using sunblock so I'll keep feeling younger than I am :D

Make those reservations and climb that mountain if you want to! There is still time! Oh, wait, didn't four people die doing just that a few months back? This might be a goal that gets put on the back burner.