I smoked a cigarette after taking that poll. Expertly, like a professional, like a PhD in Cigarette Smoking where I just gave my oral presentation and there was spontaneous applause and they published my article in Professional Cigarette Smoking Journal which was peer reviewed by the world champions of cigarette smoking of which I have now become.
Also after taking that poll I farted a little. Not expertly. There was aftermath. What I'm saying is that like an amateur I shat myself. Thank god all this cigarette smoke is masking the smell.
I take my happy birthday from you and give it to Miss Emily. I loved LJ's quick succession of 'someone has a birthday coming u...OMG IT'S HERE!'. I think I wasn't the only person who crapped themselves.
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Date: 2012-08-07 12:03 am (UTC)Also after taking that poll I farted a little. Not expertly. There was aftermath. What I'm saying is that like an amateur I shat myself. Thank god all this cigarette smoke is masking the smell.
I take my happy birthday from you and give it to Miss Emily. I loved LJ's quick succession of 'someone has a birthday coming u...OMG IT'S HERE!'. I think I wasn't the only person who crapped themselves.