Hoa sounds like a euphemism for vagina. You should definitely stapled the weed to the letter and mailed it back with 'Unacceptable that, bitch', written in your own blood and feces. Sometimes us ladies need to take a stand.
Ring up Gay doppelganger and go to the fab restaurant with the fab drinks and food that I will always remember fondly! If he's truly your doppelganger he will be peckish now as well. And if not then he lied to you and you should stab him in the neck. We're ladies, it's what we do.
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Date: 2012-09-24 10:38 pm (UTC)Ring up Gay doppelganger and go to the fab restaurant with the fab drinks and food that I will always remember fondly! If he's truly your doppelganger he will be peckish now as well. And if not then he lied to you and you should stab him in the neck. We're ladies, it's what we do.