Huh.

[stoney321]

I've decided that everything that occurred today after 10:43am (CST) does not count, and as such, we all have an extra day. Or me, at least. The good thing today was Sue's B-day fun. But her package didn't arrive, so it isn't official. Poop. Ran out of coffee... Plus, it rained, so no exercise, which means I feel weird, like I've forgotten something.

Was woken up from a terrific dream about VK, no resolution, so wonky brained. On my period. Diet off the shelf. *drinks Coke and eats chips* So, today doesn't count.

But. I have decided that those that are braving the trip to my house in May (Memorial Day weekend, Sunday through Monday) to watch Star Wars, Episode III in the sweet DLP theater as George Lucas intended are getting treats. A cool Iron-On, and maybe packets of Tang™ if I can find any. Here's a sample. There will be more than one. Don't you wish you were coming? There's still time.... And again: today didn't count.

Comments

[swmbo.livejournal.com]

NO COFFEE?!

But omg, you dreamt about VK, does anything else matter? Even without resoution, dreams...

*WANTS*

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, yes, can please please today not count??? I'm with you, hon. You've got my vote. My entire voting bloc, and that of all my minions.

Re the weekend at your house which I WILL MISS (sob) I'm trying to think of something suitably tacky to bring you from India. Don't worry, my instinct for tackiness is unmatched, you will be amazed.

And doncha think boyz are annoying? xox pat

[inlovewithnight.livejournal.com]

::dies of envy::

And that manip is too, too cute. :)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*cries for lack of coffee today*

And let me tell you how great your Slag Heap posts have been. Not only did I dream about VK, i dreamed about meeting him, him asking me and Ros (sorry! Maybe tonight it'll be me and you) to go back to his place later. All stealthy like...

Stupid alarm for not knowing I needed 5 more minutes!!! Okay, 25, but I would have settled for 5. ;-D

And don't deny that you want that Star Wars iron on. Hee hee!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Boys ARE annoying. What's up with that? I need to read between the lines of your last post, huh?

And I'm printing up extra iron-ons, so I'll save one for you. Did you know they sell special iron-on paper and you can make them from your computer??? I'm so friggin' happy about that...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I'm laughing at the pompador that my husband ended up with. Hee hee! And an elvish ear! Unless I can find a better pic of him, that's the official iron-on for the "event." I'll make a bunch if anyone wanted one.

Not too late to hit the road...

[swmbo.livejournal.com]

I totally want it! With the creepy faces and everything, omg!!

Hee. Dude. You damn well better stick me in the dream tonight, swmbos need loving TOO! Nobody seems to believe that lately *cries*

*beams* I love doing the Slag Heap posts. Tomorrow's might be the best ever, cause it's post-play meeting. ALthough I stay a little more on target, instead of suddenly veering off into discussions of his back or his skin or the crease above his hipbone, or the exact shade of his nipples...

oops, there i go again

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

oh, yes, I wants me an iron-on!

Don't worry about reading between the lines...I'm in DFW often, just buy me a beer and I'll spill the whole tale :)

by the way, congrats on scoring the free jap maple from the neighbors!

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

does not count, and as such, we all have an extra day.
*deadpans* Yay. An extra Monday. Woo. Hoo.

Coffee is the lifeforce, always have back up coffee or take your hapy ass to Dunkin Donuts (I like their coffee, 'tis good)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Dear. God. If that's veering off topic... Stay off topic. Huh. And here I was thinking he WAS the topic, nipple hue and all.

*sticks Swm in the dream, makes VK walk to her with an extra drink in his hand and a coy grin*

Creepy faces? *cries*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

TELL ME WHEN YOU ARE HERE. Dude. It should be so simple.

And that tree is so loverly... The rain at least helped it become better established, so that was the other good thing today.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

But see, I have the child from hell because she was sick, now dad is gone for the week, and it was POURING rain with some hail mixed in, so no traveling.

I did some high-quality wandering today, and parked my happy ass in my 'puter chair and made manips. Have a General Lee/ Millenium Falcon pic I'm playing with. Hee!!!

And I didn't say it was another Monday... I personally am turning it into a Friday.

[lynnenne]

OMG Stoney is ruler of the galaxy!! Can you give me tomorrow off work?

[mskakaako.livejournal.com]

Heehee...your pasted on face is too cute.

Have you ever seen this? (http://www.livejournal.com/users/krautboy/243291.html) A friend pointed this out to me. I only found it mildly amusing because I've only seen one of the prequels. Seen all the old school ones though.

[julia-here.livejournal.com]

Can I just have a redo on the part where I got distracted by big ferocious sheep sorrel and scorched the curry?

Julia, out of curry powder, too, damn

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

eee. . .if I'm not going to Russia, can I come?

i have never been to Texas.

ok, I went to texas for like an hour once.

to the pottery at Marshall, when I was spending the weekend in shreveport.

also, oh yeah, I love you.

and I know it's not YOUR birthday but I feel like using this icon.

[ex-dovil323.livejournal.com]

Wahoo! Stoney and old school Star Wars - tres cool! *sets off disco lights*

Just remember: don't kiss him cause he's really your brother. Star Wars: The Therapy Years

I am so jealous *is jealous* would the words of extreme emoting lie?

[anelith.livejournal.com]

You are the cutest thing EVER as Princess Leia! And of course Mr. Stoney gets to be Han. Are you all going to go to the theater wearing the shirts? That would be a sight to see! I expect a line-up picture later.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Yes, let's have another Friday. I like Fridays; they mean that I don't work for the next two days. Yes, Fridays are good.

I'm writing Sue's Bday fic. It's yet another fic that you won't read. You suck.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Crap, I will read it. I'll read the last one you posted, too. I'm waaaaaay behind on fic. Been battling RL tasks and not reading.

I PROMISE I WILL CATCH UP IN 24 HOURS.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yes. As ruler, I give you leave. Hee!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yes. Did you not see above that I am royalty? Let it be written that all the curry thou shalt desire be given unto thee.
[/King James Version]

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Hee! No pressure, I still haven't read any of A Hard Cock Life. Some crazy bitch decided to be born on this day. Selfish.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yes, if there is no Russia, you should hook a ride with Smash.

We are going to boogie down, and possibly teach everyone to do a backflip on the THUNDERDOME™.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

You know, My brother and I? NOT THE ONLY ONES WHO DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE BROTHER AND SISTER. (as in, our parents???)

I think that ep you mentioned is in the upcoming post-quel. It's a word, right?

I'll bring you an iron-on when we hook up in September.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, no. I'm sending everyone home with treat bags. They can do the iron-on later. Wouldn't want to look like tourists or nerds, would we?

*polishes brass bikini and readies Leia slave-look*

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

smash is going???

dammit!

fuck russia!!

I am so friggin' in love with your icon.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha ha!! That is hilarious!! Now, I am not a "dressing up" fan. I like fashion and being pretty too much.

My favorite titles from that link:
Darth Braveheart: You'll never take...my virginity!!!

and

What's your special power? Killing erections?
Ha ha ha ha!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Seriously!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

We should like, totally dump her. We're the cool ones anyway.

When you get here? Let's ignore her and put her bras in thr fridge and be all, "what?"

[julia-here.livejournal.com]

Well, I stuck more garlic in, and some cumin, and turmeric, and an insignificant amount of Garam Masala, and a healthy squirt of Sriracha, and it seems edible.

However, there seems to be some delay in the appearance of "no More Snakes and Ladders" so now I'm distressed about that...

Julia, and also the bull Rumex acetelosa

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I'll assume that you have no sheep keeping that sheep's sorrel at bay. I cannot stress enough the joy at finding a weeding tool that requires neither bending of the knee, or ripping the flesh from my fingers: Weed Hound at Home Depot. Stand, step, slight twist of wrist, and there is the entire taproot waiting for the compost.

Your dinner sounds better than my menstruation-inspired trip through fast-food hell. *wretches*

[mskakaako.livejournal.com]

What's your special power? Killing erections?
Yeah, that one was the funniest one because ew...

The GM icon is pretty funny huh? When I saw it I thought it looked like something that you'd make! Don't you wish you did?

Bah...I'm doing taxes and feeling depressed after watching Torture: The Guantanamo Guidebook. Bah.

[crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com]

Should have put VK's face on Luke's. Now that would have been interesting.

I think today needs to be scratched too. What a sucky day. I'll second that motion.

My younger son is convinced that they'll make more Star Wars movies. He says that this is just the third and that there should be nine. We can hope!

[lynnenne]

*worships you, calls you Leia*

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh, I have to come now, for the iron on patch alone. You should wear your hair like that *every single day*