Phone Post

[stoney321]

Comments

[somecandytalkin.livejournal.com]

Whee! I needed that....to really, *really* appreciate, for example:
Used to whore, what a chore
Always on my knees
But, gee WOW! Holy cow!
Won't someone, fuck me please?

Harmony: We've never had a vampy ho
(Servants, quickly:)We've never had a vampy ho!
We've never had a vampy ho!

I mean come on! Takes on whole new dimensions (cause I couldn't remember how teh song went, okay?!)
So Wheeee! And Whoooo!

[lynnenne]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[zyrya]

OMG I could not love you any deeper. Baby, you're a star!

::has extra fingers surgically attached for your pleasure::

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I had to send my kids to the neighbors (and have a glass of wine) to be brave enough to post.

What is wrong with me? I'm missing key portions of my brain, I believe. I'm missing key portions of my brain, I believe.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

As long as you're laughing AT me and not WITH me. Wait... Is that right?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I have been waiting for FOUR HOURS thinking everyone was silently defriending me bacuse that part of the brain that keeps you from blurting shit out (you know, a social filter?) is MISSING.

And apparently because I am your bitch.

*lets eyes roll back in my head from the exxxtra pleasure*

[lynnenne]

I'm laughing at the lyrics. You are brilliant and twisted. Good god, woman, you could be a porno star with that mouth!

[anelith.livejournal.com]

My icon is twirling you around in glee! You're so silly. And have such a pretty voice.

[violethamster.livejournal.com]

Hee! There needs to be a whole soundtrack! Don't suppose you can fit a backing orchestra in that bathroom?

[robintcj.livejournal.com]

I found this fic through secondverse's journal, and read it, and then I had to listen to the songs even though I *really* need to be in the shower for a job interview, but it was all so freaking *funny*

Also, could you pass the brain bleach? Or possibly a diaper because I'm laughing so hard I think I might have an *accident* soon. *snickersnort*

I think you should do all the songs, definitely. Because it's entirely too amusing. *g*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I am a dork, and I'm glad you remain my friend, regardless of my antics. :-D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Maybe there is a hot, gay orchestra that won't mind my flabby tummy while I stand and sing in the shower?

Dude, I am going to make a soundtrack, include all the Christmas parody carols and SEND IT TO YOU as an evil gift.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Okay, the icon is cracking me up. *hands you diaper, takes it back, checks to make sure it's not used, hands it back*

10Q for stopping by! I'm damaged goods, but fun to poke with sticks.