AHHHHHHHH!
Jul. 1st, 2005 10:19 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stoney321Tension breaker, had to be done.
My reading list (some people call it a Keiser blade. No, they don't. They call it a Flist.) was getting out of control. SO MANY posts to read. I was missing some things I wanted to read, yadda yadda, badda boom. Not flocking things, not trying to hurt feelings, just cleaning up a little. Some folks I don't have similar interests with now, some folks aren't around much anymore, and so on.
But. This is MY reading list, and you can feel free to defriend (god, I hate that term) anytime you want without hurt feelings to adjust YOUR reading list. No harm no foul. If you want to stick around, comment, whatever, feel free! I just needed to get fit for the summer, you know?
SO. Anyone want to tell me a joke? Link something funny? I'd LOVE IT. :-D
Here: I'll get us started: The greatest job would be to write this stuff. I love/hate these girls so much.
Whatcha got?
[ETA more funny]: came across Tourette Syndrome Barbie. Disturbing and funny. Because I hate Barbie.
My reading list (some people call it a Keiser blade. No, they don't. They call it a Flist.) was getting out of control. SO MANY posts to read. I was missing some things I wanted to read, yadda yadda, badda boom. Not flocking things, not trying to hurt feelings, just cleaning up a little. Some folks I don't have similar interests with now, some folks aren't around much anymore, and so on.
But. This is MY reading list, and you can feel free to defriend (god, I hate that term) anytime you want without hurt feelings to adjust YOUR reading list. No harm no foul. If you want to stick around, comment, whatever, feel free! I just needed to get fit for the summer, you know?
SO. Anyone want to tell me a joke? Link something funny? I'd LOVE IT. :-D
Here: I'll get us started: The greatest job would be to write this stuff. I love/hate these girls so much.
Whatcha got?
[ETA more funny]: came across Tourette Syndrome Barbie. Disturbing and funny. Because I hate Barbie.
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Date: 2005-07-01 09:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-01 09:35 am (UTC)Or something.
I need to go finish staining the wood for the new picnic table top, and then, possibly, get ready to go look at real tall ships in Tacoma, and William Mossis wors at The Museum of Glass Art.
Julia, also plant something in the area where Sam just hoiked out a bunch of Geranium praetense
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Date: 2005-07-01 09:36 am (UTC)I loved the Go Fug Yourself link, though... I kept forcing Gabe (the BF) to watch Chaotic because I told him it was as close to a high school reunion of mine that he was ever going to get. I'm sure I graduated with at least a dozen Brit/Kev clones... Oh, the trashy was FUN (to watch, nearly 10 years later)!!
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Date: 2005-07-01 09:48 am (UTC)BORED. SO. Uh huh. I've had some cute things running around my PC you might like:
I'll do some digging. WANT. THE FUNNY today.
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Date: 2005-07-01 10:02 am (UTC)*hides*
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Date: 2005-07-01 10:09 am (UTC)Oooh1 Planting! Glass art! Crafty-task! That sounds like a great day, to me. Huge prairie-land storm is rolling in today. Should make for an interesting day. I love summer thunderstorms.
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Date: 2005-07-01 10:11 am (UTC)Need. Funny. Links. I'm off to browse...
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Date: 2005-07-01 10:12 am (UTC)I'm afeard to see who Bushie wants in her stead. CRAP.
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Date: 2005-07-01 10:14 am (UTC)I can't heeeeear yoooou.
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Date: 2005-07-01 10:14 am (UTC)Have you got your tinfoil hat (http://eclectech.co.uk/mindcontrol.php) on?
Also, did you make your pony icon? Because I need to know how to make one like that, except different. (Here's a bison, there's a bison, and another baby bison, sleepy bison, herd of bison, bison, geyser, ELK!)
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Date: 2005-07-01 10:15 am (UTC)A fitting day to watch a movie about the world ending is what this is.
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Date: 2005-07-01 10:22 am (UTC)TINFOIL HAT!
And I *did* make the pony icon by cropping pics, making a border, cropping it to give me the blank space - I'm super lame and don't know all the tricks - then used my Animation Studio to line them up and voila! (If you know the pics you want, you can email them to me and I'll set you up. Just if you want. morrisona [at] sbcglobal [dot] net.)
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Date: 2005-07-01 10:22 am (UTC)I wish I knew how to get a job on Go Fug... that would have to be just the best job ever. Mocking for a living? Awesomeness.
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Date: 2005-07-01 10:25 am (UTC)http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html
My fave today is, ummm....this one, I think. (http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards/czarina.html)
And there's this. http://www.rathergood.com
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Date: 2005-07-01 10:27 am (UTC)Flists? I know the feeling, there are a few people I'm going to cut if they don't learn how to use an ffing LJ cut. Or, they could learn to write concisely, but hey, I'm being realistic here.
off to plant some new plants. xox
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Date: 2005-07-01 10:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-01 10:30 am (UTC)(The tin-foil hat song made me SO HAPPY.)
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Date: 2005-07-01 10:33 am (UTC)Gonna find new links for funny to help us all through the day... (Psst: wrote some new stuff. RPS, and a Jonathan/Andrew ficlet.)
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Date: 2005-07-01 10:34 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-07-01 10:38 am (UTC)And the same random picture I posted in Dovil's journal, because motorcycle cops never stop being menancing. Did you know Worf was on ChiPS? /geek-out:
Goin' to lunch in my BRAND NEW CAR truck. More later...when are you going to NYC? Where are my jazz hands??? *breathes*
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Date: 2005-07-01 10:42 am (UTC)The only way to keep garden maintenance managable is to stay in the house and ignore it all, I swear.
Julia, who also fertilized "President Herbert Hoover," which sounds downright perverse
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Date: 2005-07-01 10:43 am (UTC)This had me CRYING I was laughing so hard:
Marcy's "Enchiladas"
We don't know who "Marcy" is, only that she thinks "enchiladas" is wacky Mexican talk for "shit on a shingle."
And: Mackerelease yourself. Embrace mackereality.
You win.
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Date: 2005-07-01 10:44 am (UTC)Julia, and Morris. William Morris. At the Museum of Glass, and also Ginny Ruffner. But only the permanent Chihuly stuff (The Glass Bridge)
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Date: 2005-07-01 10:52 am (UTC)That was good.
And Yay! Stompycat.
Wheeee!
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Date: 2005-07-01 10:52 am (UTC)I need to find the website that has the famous Star Wars pic with superimposed actors in Leia, Luke, and Han's stead. It's where I was inspired to make this:
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Date: 2005-07-01 10:55 am (UTC)Stompycat look all 'angry'. But he's not. He looove to march!
And I looove my Stompy Cat! Thanks for making heem!
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Date: 2005-07-01 10:55 am (UTC)NEW CAR!!truck THAT IS SO EXCITING!
I'm working on Jazz Hands! It's going to take a bit. I gotta edjicate mahself on how to do the animated layer.
Frankfurter Spectacular!
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Date: 2005-07-01 12:12 pm (UTC)Brightened my afternoon, which is good. I had to take Nathan to the doctor this morning and found out he has pinkeye, first time for us. Now we have to dose him 3xdaily with an antibiotic gel. He screams hysterically, cries and gets to the point where he can't breathe and almost vomits. I have to hold him down and wind up getting the gel on his eyelashes rather than in his eye, so I don't know if his utter misery is worth it. So far we've gone through this torture twice. No amount of reasoning with him, bribery or threats have made a difference to him.
So we all needed some laughs!
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Date: 2005-07-01 12:26 pm (UTC)SW is the main place I've been hanging, and those folks are PROLIFIC, so I'm just changing my READING LIST. I'm not crossing out friends, potential friends, or making and judgement calls of any kind. Just making adjustments to my READING LIST.
Again, you have always been a lovely person, write beautifully, and I'm sure I'll click over to your journal on occassion to see what's going on with you and the mini-Fers!
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Date: 2005-07-01 12:33 pm (UTC)Can you turn the tables and tell him it's magic? That the drops (you could say pretend if that makes you feel better) will give him the power to see the future or something and make it a game? How frustrating and stressful, Anne!!
I'll see if I can't find more laughs...
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Date: 2005-07-01 12:43 pm (UTC)Your icon describes how Nathan and I feel perfectly.
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Date: 2005-07-01 12:48 pm (UTC)Love ya, and hope you have a fantastic weekend. Fireworks for everyone!
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Date: 2005-07-01 12:55 pm (UTC)I'm typing up some directions right now for a farm tour. The directions take care to note every time you cross a county line. And also note which drives are paved and which are dirt. And at one point they instruct to drive in the direction of the shade.
(-:
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Date: 2005-07-01 01:46 pm (UTC)Julia, really expending a lot of energy to avoid useful activity, you should be proud of me
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Date: 2005-07-01 05:06 pm (UTC)On a brighter note, our little town held its annual "Country Fair" this evening in the Town Common, with lots of booths and performances. Both our boys managed to dunk the fellow in the dunking booth! We had strawberry shortcake with a homemade biscuit and locally-grown strawberries. Ron bought a red, white & blue tie-dyed t-shirt (made by the local crafter ladies) to go with his goofy patriotic top hat to wear tomorrow when we go to watch the parade. We also signed up with the Greater Lowell Association for Peace and Justice, and bought and signed a 2x4 for Habitat for Humanity, so we're feeling all full of the milk of human kindness...
And tomorrow, the big parade! What are you doing for the 4th?
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Date: 2005-07-01 06:29 pm (UTC)What a fun day you had! We live on the border of three towns, so we can see three sets of fireworks from our front yard, and they are having them every night this weekend. Woot! No crowds. Lovely.
And I am super stressed about Nathan! Poor little fella. When I got my first pair of contacts (11?) it was a hard thing to get them in my eye: I kept blinking. The doc had me look hard to one side, then he used one finger to pull my eyelid down and pop it on. Maybe you could distract Nathan with a toy or something far in his peripheral vision to get his blink reflex off kilter?
Otherwise, what do you do? *shrugs* He'll eventually get better and be okay. *hugs you*
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Date: 2005-07-01 09:29 pm (UTC)I could not stop giggling. That is HILARIOUS!!!
Wheee. Markin' that one down.
Still giggling...
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Date: 2005-07-02 05:21 am (UTC)Have an AWESOME weekend!!
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Date: 2005-07-02 05:24 am (UTC)Hey! Bitch! you better pray to WHOEVER you call God (goddamn filthy terrorist heathen) and THANK them for not getting cut. WITH MY KNIFE, Ese! (Don't you know I'm loco?)
Beth, WHY did you not put a link to The Corporation Corporation here? FREE ADVERTISING amongst the peoplelins.
OMG, I wrote a silly word. I've gotta call Julia Roberts and tell her. She'll crack up! Maybe she'll let me hold the babies...
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Date: 2005-07-02 05:26 am (UTC)(here's something I remembered: this is a journal! Which makes it your personal thinky space! So, if something interests you one day, and then another thing the next... why can't you give in? You CAN! And it's okay! And I'm trying to push the movement of calling it a READING list, and not a FRIENDS list to make it easier to read what I'm interested in today. Just because someone doesn't automatically comes up everytime you load that one page... Nothing keeping you from typing in THEIR journal and popping in, right? Is it weird that I do that?)
I give you hugs and pony cake!
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Date: 2005-07-02 05:27 am (UTC)