Jazz Hands: For the limp wristed? Or for the burgeoning GENIUS DANCER?

[stoney321]

Okay, so today I got to meet

You are just wrong. Look at you, clicking away! If I HAD met Corey Feldman? You would have heard the mocking from your chair. For those who are new around here, I'm a Master Gardener, which means I can tell you how horrible you are to your plants while wearing a badge. But a new crop of students are going through the program and I was asked to be a Master Jedi Mentor, meaning I got my very own Padawan Learner. EEE!!

I'll do my best to keep him from the Dark Side. Otherwise, I'll cut his legs off and leave him to BURN. He's a cute, older gay man from Las Vegas and we cackled and giggled about old ladies with blue hair tending their roses. THIS AIN'T YO GRANNY'S GARDEN GROUP! I'm a bit hyper.

Because I'm feeling manic and need a hundred and fifty projects going at once.... I got nothing. Wait! Yes I do. I have more EM/HC RPS coming up, more DB/VK RPS, I have half of an Andrew Fanfic ...uh, fic coming, not to mention my MOPEathon fics. WHEEE!! *snorts cocaine*

To make things more fun, my stalker is back at aff.net giving everything I have written in the Star Wars fandom a 0 rating. Mr. Stoney has decided they are homophobic, because everything in the particular category I post in seems to be het, and I got that one nasty review where they objected to the male slash. Well... why did you click on the link? It was clearly labeled.... *shrugs*

To make myself feel better, I've started posting the Wee!Spike series over there. HA!! Don't like homoerotic stories that have feeling? HOW ABOUT I SHRINK SPIKE TO 5 INCHES AND SHOVE HIM UP ANGEL'S ASS?? HA HA HA HA!! Okay, obviously this is only making me happy. Hooray!

Let's have a super fantastic poll! Yeah? YEAH!!

[Poll #529172]


For those of you who can't handle the love that Corey and I share and didn't click on the link? Y'all's just a bunch of haters. Who missed a poll, and we all know how addictive they are and you MISSED OUT.

Comments

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

I wanna go to Master Gardener class with you!!! The only other MG I know is my boss's wife. While she is a very lovely woman, she is also the dictionary definition of NO FUN.

I think your Vegas guy got lucky :)

Who's Cory Feldman, anyway?

[ropo.livejournal.com]

OK, I voted for Wizard of Oz, but Star Wars is right up there. It was hard to pick. Your polls aren't fair.

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

a) I love your icon!
b) Stoney is never fair. She forces one into alien fandoms with her fics, damn her.
c) hi, ropo! Don't know you at all. Sorry, Stoney! I've hijacked your LJ.

Kill your brother, you'll feel better.

[bitchygrrl.livejournal.com]

Damn, why'd you have to mention Corey Feldman.? Now I'm gonna go watch the Lost Boys. And I got the special edition DVD with Corey H and Corey F commentary *sticks out tongue at you* Ahh. Schumacher the man who put 13 year old me on the path to slash. * note to self send Schumacher a thank you note*

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

Oy, Bad typos, I deleted comment, but I bet it went to your email anyway.

WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS:

Stop posting the pretty boys kissing! because they are distracting those of us who need to be doing chores.

[julia-here.livejournal.com]

I really need to have all my roses deadheaded and fertilized by end of business today, except I also need to bull through to the end of the MOP fic. Which would be possible if I could motivate certain coresident hominids to do part of the roses, only that involves a level of screaming which tends to disrupt the state of centered calm I need to write.

So, want to come head back the Darlow's Enigma? I've got a pole pruner.

Julia, THIS IS NOT BEING A GOOD DAY!

[dusty273.livejournal.com]

Yay for having your own young Padawan to teach, Laura! And it sounds like you had an awesome time with him, too.

*hugs*

[mskakaako.livejournal.com]

HAH! I love your response to aff.net readers.
You posted Wee!Spike...you are awesome!

[spikendru.livejournal.com]

It was a toss up between The Wizard of Oz and the original Star Wars movie, but since I tend to watch the yearly Xmas viewing of Wizard, I decided to go with that one.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I clicked on the total loser answer, because I own all 4 movies! And therefore am actually a total geek. I tried to call you earlier so that I could whine. I've been no help to you as of late, but still felt like you should be there for me. Self involved? Look no further. You were at a garden party, obviously shagging Corey Feldman.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Okay, first of all, go fucking read my fic, bitch! :-D *buys you everything because I raised my voice*

Second, you and I were the only ones who said we were losers who don't watch movies. HA HA!! Because it's true. IN OPPOSITE LAND!

I was at my garden party and made out like a BANDIT!! New plants! Weee!

Okay, I'm here now. CALL ME. DO IT!

Corey is doing his Michael Jackson impression for me right now and he is so hot. He's like... If Michael Jackson and Roy Orbison had a secret love child, it's COREY FELDMAN. *egresses all over self*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I think that was a wise decision. Why? Because because because because because!!!

Because of the suck-tacular fic I does!

Wow. I shamed myself there.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

FRANKLIN!!! Hi my Kako!! Aren't you still in NYC? I LURVE YOU!

Wee!Spike. ha! People don't know how to react to it. It's AWESOME!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

He's really nice and anyone who likes cackling about rotten old ladies and loves plants like me? WINNER.

I swear I will keep him from turning.

MARI!! I love you and miss you so much!! Quit having a life, would ya? :-D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA!! *wipes tear from eye*

That's so CUTE that you think I have any energy after working in my yard. I had my garden club today and made out like a BANDIT. Gerber daisies, cannas, a pencil cactus, a paddle plant... Now I just have to find out where the hell I'm going to put them...

What you need is a minion.

*plots*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

NO. I love the pretty boys kissing. But only second to the pretty boys kissing ME. Mmmmmm.

Get back to work! I'll send a pretty boy over to dust the furniture. Crank the thermostat up so he has no choice but to strip to clean. Rowr.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA!!! The Coreys. It doesn't get more Gen X than that. He's in an off-Broadway production right now, and it's all I can do to not reschedule my trip so I can see it.

HA HA HA!! Have you SEEN Corey Haim lately? JEEZUS. Same voice, hair, face, but he's about 300 pounds. So. Strange. LUCAS!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

LIFE ISN"T FAIR, ROPO. Yes, I am just holding the shift key down, which is why the ' was a ".

IS THAT A PROBLEM??

How's it going with your pop's place? Still alive and kicking?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

GO. GOOGLE him. DO it. He was a child actor gone horribly, horribly bad. Was in... Lost Boys. Stand By Me (kid with glasses). Uh... Bunch of teen flicks. He was good as a kid actor, but found the DRUUUUUGS. And got weird.

MG is fun! We rule!!

[mskakaako.livejournal.com]

Nope. Got back in at 3am this morning.

Hahah! Internet people are stoopid. Except for us, of course. We're SMRT.

Much love, much love!

[ropo.livejournal.com]

Dad's still alive and kicking ... his house is sorta in a vegetative state at the moment.

[bitchygrrl.livejournal.com]

Off-Broadway hmm? Do you know what the show is called? Lucas, I had a friend in highschool who used to watch that movie obsessively, it was so sweet. 300 lbs, good lord. He'll always be Sam Michael's obviously gay little brother to me. But I can't talk my parents started to get antsy after the 5th time I wanted to go downtown to see the Lost Boys. They wondered why i kept going? 2 words. Michael and David a slasher was born I tell ya. Now I'm totally having 80's nostalgia, I'll have to do a top ten Favorite 80's list or something. Sigh, I'm going to put on some flourescent socks and watch Less Than Zere. Total 80's movie night.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Gimmie a bit... It's a spoof on Fatal Attraction. HA! Or possibly very, very terrible. I'm leaning on the latter.

If it's ultimate 80s flick, I'm sticking with Valley Girl. Nic Cage, SoCal punk, chest hair in a V. Mmmmmm.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA!! And the funny keeps on coming.

Speaking of icons (shhh. we were) check out my new icon I'm calling: Astronauts love Me, made by my pal Vinnie. EEEEE!!

I hart ewe. I'm glad you're home okay!! I'll try and find you on YIM tomorrow. SMOOCH!

[bitchygrrl.livejournal.com]

Tee Hee It's a spoof on Fatal Attraction. HA! Or possibly very, very terrible. Or? I think it's just a matter of the degree of awfulness, But this is the kind od bad I love and pimp to all my friends. thanks you I'm now drinking beer, and wathching Michael Douglas give the greed is could speech. I should be writing my review. I'm so bad.

[bitchygrrl.livejournal.com]

Greed is good speech oops. maybe that review will wait.

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

ok, i filled out the poll, but i'm probably equally familiar with the first 3 movies.

i didn't know "Macbeth" was a movie.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*pets you*

Poor little funny bone. All broken.

CARRIE: You've been working too hard! Relax and laugh with me! It's that or go read my Obi-Wan/Anakin fic. WHICH IS IT???

*pokes you until you giggle and do a shot*

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

LOL -- I was just confused.

will read those stories :).

[spikendru.livejournal.com]

No shame, 'cause you represent the lollypop guild, the lollypop guild, the lollypop guild (of which JM is the president. Hee!)

[zyrya]

I clicked West Side Story without reading the rest of the list. Star Wars! Star Wars! But not the new stuff.

::facepalms::

[lynnenne]

OMG YOU ARE SO SELF-CENTERED. *points to icon*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you BETTER facepalm after dissing the Republic Trilogy! (Um, that's Episodes 1 -3, or the "New Stuff" in non-dork speak.)

And to think I was going to leave everything and be your girl...

Can you not even take a POLL?? :-D Okay, that's one more on the SW list. I AM USING THIS INFORMATION FOR DASTARDLY PLANS, BTW.

Muah ah ah!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA!!

*points to icon IN KIND*

[zyrya]

I AM USING THIS INFORMATION FOR DASTARDLY PLANS, BTW.

GOOD, I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD.

Can you not even take a POLL??
Evidently not. In my defence, your honour, it was 06.00 and I'd just woken up, and I think you'll find that the Sunday Morning Pre-Coffee statute of 1985 applies in this case. Also I really do like West Side Story and have been crossing my fingers that there will be a Stoney version but I will not agree under any circumstances that the Star Wars New Stuff is any good so ner.

[leeannaray.livejournal.com]

You had to make me choose between Wizard of Oz, and Star Wars? I picked Star Wars, but only because (being the total geek that I am) I know every word of the first Star Wars trilogy, and I might miss one or two words in the Wizard of Oz.

Also, I'm totally stalking you, but only because I adore you.