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[stoney321]

Sorry for the spam, but HA HA HA HA!!!  I was one of the last in my class to get it.  Better than being the first!

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4032&n=2

Ugh.  I even had white pants on that day. I have never worn any since.

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[vincitveritas.livejournal.com]

i'm so glad you posted this. i had on mickey mouse underwear that fateful day, which is really funny because i hate mickey mouse. i love the onion. my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. or is that just my uterus shedding?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Mickey Mouse? Are you there god? It's me, Vincitveritas.

God, I HATED getting my period. AND I was walking home. AND I had white pants on. AND I had seveal blocks to go. Fuck. Baaaaad memory. Maybe I'm pissy because all of my teachers didn't make an announcement. Jesus, that was funny.

Your uterus will shed a combination of one cup of blood and tissue.
Bwah ha ha!!