FRIDAY. Today is Friday.

[stoney321]

It feels like it should be Tuesday.

Celebrity RPGs friggin' own me now. Keerack. And I love it. Or, should I say, I fahking lahv eet, gaddam. I couldn't help it - I really should be put down and stuffed and mounted. Okay, the mounted part is a good plan.

It was COLD this morning. Okay, 67, but for Texas, that's cool! Down right chilly, even. Saw many animals on the walk this morning, and saw my cat stalking bunnies the backyard. She is evil. But my garden? SHE FLOURISHES.

Have exchanged flight info, etc. with dovil for the upcoming San Fransisco blow out. This time in two weeks I'll be heading for the airport. WHEEE!!! I know we are going to hook up with _divya_ at some point, and I don't leave until Sunday night, so shout out if you're in SF and you want me to buy you a drink. :-)

I'm in a boogie mood, so here's a boogie song, kickin' it old school. Ha! I'm sad. Okay: Stereo MCs: Connected.

*double hand waves* I fahking lahv you, beetches.

Confidential to Someone I know: ah mah gad, beetch. I make a person to get the Jason orgy on. HEENT.

Comments

[smashsc.livejournal.com]

I used to have set of great greeting card. My favorite said "Sex, Drugs, Rock n'Roll" on the outside, and on the inside "choose any two." I ran out of that card years ago and have never found it again.

Yeah, my brain is only capable of random right now.

I'm going to the country rockshow tonight - YEEHAW!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

That's a great card. you can take the icon I made and blow it up and print it, if you wanted?

SHOW! Have a great time!

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

JASON! Nnngh, El Behr.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hi, Winter!!

**loves**

[sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com]

*licks you*

As soon as I finish the Herald update, I'll be there babe. And thank you.

**loves you hard**

[leatherybeetch.livejournal.com]

Go, play. Fahk. Lahv. Do eet.

*giggles*

[thisside.livejournal.com]

OMG. *snickers*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

BWAH!!!! **plots and schemes**

[anelith.livejournal.com]

OK, I clicked on the link because I was curious, and now I'm even more curious -- how do you know she talks that way?

People are interesting.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*headdesk*

ANNE. You can tell what she's like from practically LOOKING at her. #1: it's a parody RPG, so it's meant to be silly. #2: Maya Rudolph does an impression of her that's hilarious on SNL. #3: she's BFF with Madonna and Christina Aguillera and I'm one of those lame-os that pays attention to weird details of celebrities...

*giggles*

[anelith.livejournal.com]

Ah! See, the reason I wondered is that if, as a celebrity, she's famous for being famous (which I guess is the case with her) I just thought she might not get much time on-screen. So -- not many examples in view of us common people on which to base the parody, see? :-)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Well, she's not Paris Hilton. She *is* Versace, the high scale haute couture line, and makes all of the celebrities clothes. Plus, she's a notorious partier.

You know: Star Magazine fodder. (OMG - pretend I don't look at that crap, okay?) :-D

How are YOU doing?? Kids? School? Etc?

[violethamster.livejournal.com]

So, we should be expecting the apocalypse, yes? Big empty crater where San Fran used to be?

I strongly believe that Donatella Versace is an elderly former Mafia boss who had a sex change after being placed in the witness protection program. No, really - just imagine your icon without the blonde wig, wearing a rumpled greased-stained polyester suit, gravelly voice saying something about sleeping with feeshes.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YES. The world will end. Or possibly start an ice age, I'm not sure.

As to Donatella, beetch, deed you see the "Gotti family reality show?" Or whatever it was called? Man, she was channeling the Donatella look, BEEG time. Your theory is holding water, yo. HOLDING IT.

HI! *hugs you tight and pays for school so you have more PLAY time*

[somecandytalkin.livejournal.com]

Ha!
I fahking lahv *you*, beetch!!

I'm too sleepy from the most tedious editing job in the world, plus Lone Star beers at the Kinky thing (which was partly outdoors, and YES! the weather is lovely, innit? So all I can do is (metaphorically) - am I using that right? I don't even know any more - shout slogans at you.


Kinky for Governor!
You can't see it all in one day! (Must mentally say in 'the' voice)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Where did my reply go???

CRAP. Sum up: BEETCH. Kinky. Hooray! Fahking lahv eet. beetch. ha ha, mees you, I call, you call, something.

*giggles*

(Job was boring? Yow. But: paycheck = goodness, right?)