Hee hee!!! Happy DAY!

[stoney321]

Who needs funny baby names? I GOT YOUR FUNNY BABY NAMES RIGHT HERE.

In my RPG (a_list_celebs), Will is trying to help Gwyneth Paltrow name her new baby (yes, Gwyn is rumored to be pregnant again in RL.) Can't wimp out after Apple! And then I remembered a website karabair and crazydiamondsue told me about last year and started laughing my ass off again. Man, NO ONE comes up with better names than bored Utah housewives fixin' to have #6. Can't have a block full of Brandons and Shellys running around. TREASURE COCAINE. That's a friggin' NAME. Legal name. Also: Halleh Lujah. Oh, man, that makes me sooo happy. So much better than Teighlorre and Seannah. Or Mykheal. Or Byhlle. Jhahn, hard "j" sound, please. Hee! My lovely daughter, Treasure Cocaine Gubler.

You know what would be awesome? If someone applied to become Larry David or Mel Gibson or Posh Spice or Cher over at A-List. Oh, the possibilities for laughter. *cough* Or Dolly Parton. *cough* Check out the user info page here if you are interested in applying.

FRIDAY!!!!! I am OVERJOYED today. Mr. S called a bit ago, he got an EARLY FLIGHT HOME, which means he'll be home TODAY and not TOMORROW and then he'll be home for THREE STRAIGHT WEEKS. Have to admit I cried a little. I have MISSED my man. Didn't even realize how much until it hit me that I didn't have to send him back off right when the laundry got folded. Hooray!

HAPPY DAY! Let's get pissed! [/So I Married an Axe Murderer] *pours you all yummy drinks*

Comments

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

I have often thought of changing my LJ name to Bacardi Rum Jones.

Yay for the early return of the much-missed Mr. S.!!!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

WHEEEE!!!

I'm thinking of changing my name officially to "Kant Stahp Laffink At Bad PhnArt"

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, Stoney, you have to see this. Go to swmbo's journal, there's a link on the most recent entry - best game ever. *clicks and clicks and clicks*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

No time!! Have to read your thing, RPing, cleaning house, getting ready for my MAYUN!

*drags feet eventually, and gets there because FUN!*

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Stoney Knows for Sure.
Gee, Your Stoney Smells Terrific.
Grab Life by the Stoney.

Best. Game. Ever. (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=stoney)

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

I clicked your link, and being the narcissist I am I put my user name in...
I got this:

That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Hellziggy.

I'm not sure if I'm amused or scared! :)

[allegraconbrio.livejournal.com]

Ellemenoh Pea! Nighlawn! Treighlore! Bwah! - I just love the bad baby names. I am hearing these all spoken by Joy from My Name is Earl and busting a gut.

Happy happy day for you and Mr. Stoney. Yay.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hee hee! I had the best time coming up with weird names. Then found the website and mine PALE in comparison.

Treasure Cocaine. HA!!

*dances and puts on GROOVE tunes!*

[thepiratequeen.livejournal.com]

The names! Oh My God. I can barely type so no RPing for moi today but I'm pulling a looooooooooooong shift at work tomorrow so I'll be around all day.

But I can still look at the names. I'm so changing my name to Dew-Etta.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

AH!! MOVIE! I am capslock happy today - sorry.

Right now everyone's playing in CWTF, but hopefully it will move over, as well. Need to get some activity over there!

Dew-Etta. Brandeen. Bucksum. HAHAHAHA!!!

[thepiratequeen.livejournal.com]

CAP-LOCKS ROCK! Hee.

My mind is so far gone at this point and I'm going to see the movie again. I will hopefully be in a somewhat sane state of mind tomorrow.

[thepiratequeen.livejournal.com]

Dude! So I'm telling my boss about the bad names and he actually knows somebody who named their twins Orangejello and Lemonjello. He showed me the family website.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_willferrell/]

THEY ARE REAL NAMES! YES!!

SO is Boya and Boyb. WOW. People are KrÜl.

[thepiratequeen.livejournal.com]

My friend's brother is having twins and he suggested naming them Jose and Jos-b.

[marlo.livejournal.com]

I always thought Femur would be a good name.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hee hee!! Or... Tibia. Klavuhcal. Aorta.

HI! Oh, Mar, your pictures are gorgeous. Seriously, they made me ache with wanting to go. Have you come down off your travel high? Can you look at your souveniers and pictures and get happy all over?

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night! /Axe Murderer

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Blondeen - but make sure she's not a redhead first, or the kids might laugh. Bwaahahaha!

I still love these (from high school):
Justin Roper Peebles (that would be my cousin Lisa's boy. No shit.)
Fancy Gaye (she went by Gaye. Very pretty girl - used to cheer with her)
Dorita Penelope (she was extremely sweet, mentally handicapped and went to my church - so I *never* made Dorito jokes. But Lord, I could have...)

We're going to see HP tonight and HAVE TEH SEX! Not at the same time. I had a turkey bacon bravo from Panera and I'm burpy! That's sex-ay!! Dolly, you say?

PIPER DOOON! We have a Piper DOOON!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

My g-grandma, who we referred to as "big Fat Maw" was named: Flirtie Mae Christel. First name.

Then there's my twin cousins: Terry Lynn and Terry FLYNN. Best. Twin names. EVER. Hahahaha!! Them's thu Okrehoma relations.

Fancy Gaye. That is SPECTACULAR!! I'm going tomorrow! Oh, and "Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress" is out, I may go by myself to see that one and sigh.

[crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com]

Bimberly anyone? How 'bout Chinchilla Zest? Or something like that.

Yay for Stoney. Three weeks of snuggles.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

CHINCHILLA ZEST. Ahahahah! That made me laugh SO hard.

Holy crap. Those are cruel/bored parents.

I am BESIDE myself! (And just got fluffity new bedding - just in time for late night snuggling and movie watching. Hooray!)

*snuggles the baby for a bit*

[ropo.livejournal.com]

Those baby names. Oy. (I'm sure there's someone who named their baby Oy, right?)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I LOVE it. LOVE. I mean, my kids have normal names like Fohsayle and Bewb. So it's funny to me that people would do WEIRD names. :-D

Oy! Ha! I'm sure someone, somewhere has.

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

IF SOMEONE WILL BE LARRY DAVID I WILL LOVE THEM FOREVER!

*ahem*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I KNOW.

I know. MAN. Sunday night: Will and Larry on TBS! One whole hour of funny!

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

*STABZ LACK OF TV-NESS WITH A SPOON*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

CRAP. Forgot. I will try and get the torrent for you, okay?

*loves*

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

*gasp!*
*has a million and one of your babies*

Seriously, though. No worries!

[somecandytalkin.livejournal.com]

Some pretty names, there:)

Yay on Mr. S!!! Hooray!

*clicks my glass to yours*

(I had this weird, fermented Chinese Chombocku or something health tea from Whole Foods a little while ago and I feel loooooopy.)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oooh? I will go FIND THAT tea. Is it suppodes to cleanse or sleepify or something?

*holds my fingers up* How many?

[violethamster.livejournal.com]

Dang, people are just wrong. We should all have been put in orphanages and had those fake mothers made of chicken wire like they give to baby monkeys. Did I ever tell you about my cousin who named her kid Lestat?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

WHY? WHY would she do that? Oh. I know. Because he's hawt. Did she give the baby blood? Too much? I pushed that too far, didn't I?

Mom puppets! Yes. There should be more of those. ANd teams of scientists. FOr every baby!

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

LOVE the Utah names! Spock does too, you can see it in his face...

So, how did you end up with the name Laura? Or is that your real name? Your name is actually Desdedididawn, isn't it??? And you changed it when you wisely fled from the Mormons.

Yep, that must be it... There's no way a family as Morman as yours would use a real name like Laura!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Because my MOTHER is from the South. :-D

Of course, it's her family with FlirtieMae Christel and such... But we tend to have common names on her side. :-D

[anelith.livejournal.com]

Happy weekend for you and Mr. S and everyone in the family!

Hey, did you see GoF before Mr. S arrived? Ron and I went Friday afternoon and *loved* it so much! (I cried when Cedric's dad found his boy, yes I did.)

My family has some weird names. The strangest was a great-aunt, I believe, whose parents took a car trip out of the mountains of North Carolina with her family to "see the sights." They saw a sign for a place and they thought the name was so pretty that they named their daughter after it. The name? "Buena Vista." Unfortunately they pronounced it Byoo-ee-na Vis-ta.