Warning: WHINE and no cheese. Or pears.

[stoney321]

Gah. Sick. Have succummed. Am no longer claiming to never get sick. The husband is beaming, but HA HA, sucker, you're home and having to clean and cook and tend and HA HA! I have been a fool all of these years - I should get sick more often. Breakfast! In bed!

Have pink eye on top of a wicked sinus infection. Went to the hospital last night when I lost my FREAKING VISION. Am fine now, but EWW. DO NOT LOOK AT ME! I'm Medusa and HIDEOUS. All are gone for the day, am fending for myself, which means crawling back to bed.

I can't see the screen well, so sorry if there are errors. I AM HIDEOUS. *mourns the loss of my pretty eyes - and hisses at the red, bulging replacements* GROSS. I SAID DON'T LOOK AT ME!! *hides*

Comments

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

D:

*holds you and cries*
*while covering eyes - because I would not deny a sick lady her request*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*wraps self in plastic - I'm only thinking of your health*

And It's dark and no one's here and did I mention that I am HIDEOUS??? *dives weakly under the blanket*

[somecandytalkin.livejournal.com]

AWWW! Stoney! I'm so sorry!! I'm sorry you lost your vision and had to go to the ER, but I'm glad you can see again, though blurrily. How many fingers am I holding up? Ha ha.

Go to bed, rest, feel better! And go you for going with the double whammy of illness. What? One kind of sick at a time isn't enough for you? Are you some kind of over-achiever? Trying to show the nonsick up?

Anyway, Sorry! I'm crossing my fingers for short-term healing.
Take care, holler if there's anything I could possibly do and *feel better*!

:dispenses careful hugs, antibiotics and eyedrops:

[dusty273.livejournal.com]

So sorry you got sick. I really hope you get better soon, cariño. Meanwhile make Mr. Stoney take good care of you. *hugs you tight*

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

*WOES*

*cradles your saran-wrapped head and shrieks at the sky* Damn you! Why her? Take me, take me instead! DAMN YOU. GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL.

/[Charlton Heston]

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*asphixiates, dies, and haunts you lovingly for all your days*

[thepiratequeen.livejournal.com]

You poor thing!

*sends you happy, healing Get Well Soon thoughts*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ninety-three? No, five-teen billion. My hed herts.

And it was the last of the nice days and I spent it making CRUST ON MY HIDEOUS AND DEFORMED FACE in bed. I am soooo sexy.

Allen just got home and is giving me a wide berth. But bringing me juice... I go to bed now for good, I think. Maybe he's lulling me into a false sense of security so he can put me down in the night?

*goes with God. Or Nyquil. Same diff.*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*shoves head in plastic bag, seals, blows you a kiss*
*washes hands obsessively*

*arranges self in a pitiful manner upon the bed, head turned away so you don't gag* BULGING RED EYES. *burrows under pillows*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*puts on face mask and blows you newly sanitized kiss*

Yo soy triste. *pokes Allen to make me chilled eye packs*

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOOOOoooooo-- ooh? Ghost-pal?

'kay, I'm fine with that.

[dusty273.livejournal.com]

Oh, no! What can I do to make you happy again? You always make me happy. *hugs*

[bitchygrrl.livejournal.com]

*babys you*
*gives you eyedrops*

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

Awww! Pets you and send you tiny little gay fairy vampires to attend to your every need.

I'm not sick, but I took a nap today for perhaps the first time this decade. It was GOOOOOOD!

[poshcat.livejournal.com]

Aw, baby, I'd still fuck you. ::puts blanket over your face::

You poor, poor darling. I hope you're feeling better soon. That really sounds awful, especially both at the same damn time. ::pets you::

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*grabs snorkel so I can breathe under the blanket - hopes you don't laugh at my congested moans*

BAH. I'm finally starting to feel a bit better - and I am getting SUPER bored being in bed BY MYSELF all day.

*tries to balance the redness with extra blush and lipstick*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

After falling in and out of sleep all day for two days now... I'm about sick of sleep. NO MORE! But, yes, surprise naps are GREATNESS.

*swats at the gay fairy vampires who are trying to poke my eyeeeee!!!!*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*thoughtfully lysols your hands before you leave and blows kisses behind a surgical mask for cleanliness sake*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*squishes and hugs, then scrubs your with bleach and wire brushes to keep you healthy*

One more good night's sleep and medicine and I should be back to my normal, dorky self. Te amo, amiga.

[sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com]

oooh, baby!

*pets you lots and lots*

**brings you hot tea and toast and reads porn to you**

<3

[crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com]

Oh, hon. Make sure to get those drop thingies in so your eyes will be get better. I'd make hubby do that for you. And he needs to pamper you, drop everything and do whatever needs to be done.

**gentle hugs and warm compresses for your eyes**

[chantal87.livejournal.com]

Oh Honey,
Bless your heart I hate it that you are sick.
::pets you::

[zyrya]

Oh, poor baby.

::bathes your eyes::

I hope you feel better soon, lovey.

(But not too soon, if you get my drift. ::ding-ding:: I'd like pancakes and orange juice, honey.)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_tayler/]

*pets*
*points to pretty boy icon to make you feel better?*
Poor baby! Hope you're a bit better today?
Pink eye has a way of cropping up with sinus infections...kinda like the cherry on top of the drippy, throbbing sundae.

o.O

EEeewwww...sorry for that visual.
:(

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Poor Stoney! I'm glad Mr. Stoney is tending, but I'm so sorry you're feeling ooky and pink eye-y and drat! Being sick can be so awful.

*dons special anti-germ suit and snuggles you all up*