Warning: WHINE and no cheese. Or pears.

[stoney321]

Gah. Sick. Have succummed. Am no longer claiming to never get sick. The husband is beaming, but HA HA, sucker, you're home and having to clean and cook and tend and HA HA! I have been a fool all of these years - I should get sick more often. Breakfast! In bed!

Have pink eye on top of a wicked sinus infection. Went to the hospital last night when I lost my FREAKING VISION. Am fine now, but EWW. DO NOT LOOK AT ME! I'm Medusa and HIDEOUS. All are gone for the day, am fending for myself, which means crawling back to bed.

I can't see the screen well, so sorry if there are errors. I AM HIDEOUS. *mourns the loss of my pretty eyes - and hisses at the red, bulging replacements* GROSS. I SAID DON'T LOOK AT ME!! *hides*

Comments

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

D:

*holds you and cries*
*while covering eyes - because I would not deny a sick lady her request*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*wraps self in plastic - I'm only thinking of your health*

And It's dark and no one's here and did I mention that I am HIDEOUS??? *dives weakly under the blanket*

[somecandytalkin.livejournal.com]

AWWW! Stoney! I'm so sorry!! I'm sorry you lost your vision and had to go to the ER, but I'm glad you can see again, though blurrily. How many fingers am I holding up? Ha ha.

Go to bed, rest, feel better! And go you for going with the double whammy of illness. What? One kind of sick at a time isn't enough for you? Are you some kind of over-achiever? Trying to show the nonsick up?

Anyway, Sorry! I'm crossing my fingers for short-term healing.
Take care, holler if there's anything I could possibly do and *feel better*!

:dispenses careful hugs, antibiotics and eyedrops:

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ninety-three? No, five-teen billion. My hed herts.

And it was the last of the nice days and I spent it making CRUST ON MY HIDEOUS AND DEFORMED FACE in bed. I am soooo sexy.

Allen just got home and is giving me a wide berth. But bringing me juice... I go to bed now for good, I think. Maybe he's lulling me into a false sense of security so he can put me down in the night?

*goes with God. Or Nyquil. Same diff.*

[dusty273.livejournal.com]

So sorry you got sick. I really hope you get better soon, cariño. Meanwhile make Mr. Stoney take good care of you. *hugs you tight*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*puts on face mask and blows you newly sanitized kiss*

Yo soy triste. *pokes Allen to make me chilled eye packs*

[thepiratequeen.livejournal.com]

You poor thing!

*sends you happy, healing Get Well Soon thoughts*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*shoves head in plastic bag, seals, blows you a kiss*
*washes hands obsessively*

*arranges self in a pitiful manner upon the bed, head turned away so you don't gag* BULGING RED EYES. *burrows under pillows*

[bitchygrrl.livejournal.com]

*babys you*
*gives you eyedrops*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*thoughtfully lysols your hands before you leave and blows kisses behind a surgical mask for cleanliness sake*

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

Awww! Pets you and send you tiny little gay fairy vampires to attend to your every need.

I'm not sick, but I took a nap today for perhaps the first time this decade. It was GOOOOOOD!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

After falling in and out of sleep all day for two days now... I'm about sick of sleep. NO MORE! But, yes, surprise naps are GREATNESS.

*swats at the gay fairy vampires who are trying to poke my eyeeeee!!!!*

[poshcat.livejournal.com]

Aw, baby, I'd still fuck you. ::puts blanket over your face::

You poor, poor darling. I hope you're feeling better soon. That really sounds awful, especially both at the same damn time. ::pets you::

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*grabs snorkel so I can breathe under the blanket - hopes you don't laugh at my congested moans*

BAH. I'm finally starting to feel a bit better - and I am getting SUPER bored being in bed BY MYSELF all day.

*tries to balance the redness with extra blush and lipstick*

[sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com]

oooh, baby!

*pets you lots and lots*

**brings you hot tea and toast and reads porn to you**

<3

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*turns on air machine to pump into my bubble*

*snuggles against you with a squeak of plastic*

Dammit. The porn is fogging up my bubble.

[crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com]

Oh, hon. Make sure to get those drop thingies in so your eyes will be get better. I'd make hubby do that for you. And he needs to pamper you, drop everything and do whatever needs to be done.

**gentle hugs and warm compresses for your eyes**

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*pouty sad face*
*that looks a lot like a manatee*

I have the drops, and while I was at the hospital I got a salve! And an eye patch! Argh. The drops are a MEEERacle. Today I can actually see out of both eyes. Hooray!

Which means Allen is done with the "Poor Schmusen" act for me. Boo. *feigns blindness a little longer*

[chantal87.livejournal.com]

Oh Honey,
Bless your heart I hate it that you are sick.
::pets you::

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I hate being sick! I am NEVER sick! *is so sick, OMG* Hee! Actually, after 36 hours of being bed ridden (and sneaking a laptop in there with me) I feel tons better.

My face isn't so grotesque - now I just look like I got socked in the eye with a cattle prod. NICE.

(Are you feeling better? I know you were sick over Thanksgiving...)

[zyrya]

Oh, poor baby.

::bathes your eyes::

I hope you feel better soon, lovey.

(But not too soon, if you get my drift. ::ding-ding:: I'd like pancakes and orange juice, honey.)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Heee! I think 36 hours is his limit. At least he's taking care of the kids. The house is a wreck, but the kids are fed and bathed.

*burrows back into the blankets*
*sprays you with disinfectant to keep you healthy*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_tayler/]

*pets*
*points to pretty boy icon to make you feel better?*
Poor baby! Hope you're a bit better today?
Pink eye has a way of cropping up with sinus infections...kinda like the cherry on top of the drippy, throbbing sundae.

o.O

EEeewwww...sorry for that visual.
:(

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahaha!!! Oh, man, yesterday I braved the mirror. I looked like a red-eyed manatee. BLOOP!

Today I am far less disgustipating and just feeling a general funk. Books! Porn! I mean, Books!

*washes laundry on that set of abs, rawr.*

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Poor Stoney! I'm glad Mr. Stoney is tending, but I'm so sorry you're feeling ooky and pink eye-y and drat! Being sick can be so awful.

*dons special anti-germ suit and snuggles you all up*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yay! Hazmat cuddles!! I got so lonely last night that I wrapped my head in a towel and hugged Allen. Hahaha!! I'm pathetic. THEN I BURNED THE TOWEL.

I want one of those bubble thingies. Like a habitrail but Laura-sized.

OMG LJ GAVE ME PINKEYE. [/woe] Hee!

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Damn that Scott Baio! /South Park

Baybeeeee! I tried to call and check on your blindness. You know what they say causes blindness, right? *coughs*

I meees you! I need my Stoney fix!!! I have stuff to say and hear! Call meeeeeee!

I TOOK A PICTURE!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Look at how hideous I am, Sue!!

[fish-23.livejournal.com]

Oh my! You poor, poor blind baby! I make comforting gestures at you while touching your hands, like you were Helen Keller, but more snot infested.

I hug you well again. Because I'm certainly not coping a feel while you're in this kind of state.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

W-A-T-E-R... No? Sue? Anyone? *knocks the baby out of the crib*

I am slowly going CRAZY being confined to my bedroom for going on three days now... NO ONE WILL TOUCH ME! At first I looked like Rocky? The guy Eric Stoltz played in "The Mask" but with WAY better hair.

Now I'm making jokes at the expense of people with elephantitis. Go, me! *pours a tub filled with bleach, climbs in, covers the top with plastic, and writes a "thank you" in the moisture to spare you my germs*

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

Attn: STONEY

I love you even when you turn me to stone with your pinkeye. KISS YOUR HEAD!

Winter

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OMG!! *sprays your mouth with Lysol because you could get my GERRRRRMS!*

*beams behind the safety glass*

[amybnnyc.livejournal.com]

GAH! I'm so sorry you're sick! (Yay for catching up on this 2 days after the fact--go team me for the quickness. *headdesk*) Hope you're feeling better! **offers chicken soup and Kleenex while looking away**

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*appreciates the turn away so I don't gross you out with the NOSE HONKING*

I am soooooooo much better now, but I thank you ten-fold!

[sweet-ali.livejournal.com]

Gah! You poor girlie, i hope it's getting better.

*cuddles you close*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*purrs* I am ALL better as of this comment. Thank you! *sips the concoction in your icon*