I'm off like a prom dress!

[stoney321]

Unless you're Mormon. Or already pregnant at your prom, because - heh - deed's done, right?

I'm heading out the door in a few to see ladycat777, crazydiamondsue, uberaeyn, and elcazavampiros! I can guarantee that the SECOND thing they will all do (after hugging me, because I'm seriously hugable) is slap the back of my head for my tongue-in-cheek, but kinda serious "rant" about how I think Xander and Wesley are ultimately straight. Because are you KIDDING ME? Ladycat and Sue? They might make me buy all the rounds after that one. Heee! (Oh, and for the record? That isn't what that post was about. Ahem.)

I have more summaries set up and ready to go, but I ran out of time. BOOO! But then, some people are probably glad because I am MEAN. I am a horrid, horrid girl, and you should all defriend me because laughing at silliness and bad!fic makes puppies explode in a fireball of entrails and trees whither and die. THAT is the power I have. On livejournal. Which is serious bidness.

I'm going to have to buy a lot of drinks at writercon, aren't I? *saves cash* cherusha? Your job is to hold the fort down and pine for me while I'm gone. (I had Steve/Jeff dreams!) <-- Oh. I read some Coupling slash fic that was BRILLIANT. Links to come for those interested. floweringjudas? Your CDs are hitting the mail tomorrow. stoney321? Shaddup and get out the friggin' door. K.

OH!!! One last thing: fish_23 wrote me fic of hilarity and FABULOUSNESS with Angel and Spike on ICE (Jess, you are NOT off the hook on your fic, thank you very much) and I laughed and cried - it became a part of me. Which means my pants don't fit right anymore. THANKS. [/glare]

Comments

[uberaeryn.livejournal.com]

I will NOT slap you, I will grope you and tease you about how Wes is liekSOgayomgwhoa!

Seriously, though, that rant made the rounds and hopefully did a lot of good. And the fact that it was funny helped tremendously.

Safe trip, dahling, and I hope to get my shit together before you get her.

*DOUBLEDIRTYGROPE*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

WHEEEEEEE!!! We shall laugh and have fun then!

[julia-here.livejournal.com]

We were spoofing, right? I mean, I thought we were spoofing?

Julia, cause I seriously outed myself as a PBR fan for no good end, if it was supposed to be serious

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we were. Some people need medical care because their funny bone is shore broken.

*laughs and points at you* Heee!

[julia-here.livejournal.com]

I'm totally rooting bor the bulls. And for Leah Garcia, who is smart and cool and knows what she's talking about.

Julia, there are so few sports involving people getting covered with shit (except for lit crit)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

The rooster is angry for being Othered in favor of the Bull, and tsk tsks you.

[rayne-y-daze.livejournal.com]

I am a horrid, horrid girl, and you should all defriend me Are spankings a suitable substitute?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YES, PLEASE. *gets out leather strop*

[crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com]

I miss reading LJ for one day and look what happens. **runs to read your rant**

Please don't stop being funny. I need my daily quota.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, LORD. Just the one. Everyone else always gets it. but they are the most vocal about their disdain and disgust for me. Heeee!

Hi! Back, now.

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

*SMOOOOOOOCH* You are the bestest!

*gahhhhhh clutches to a small, crinkly photo of you, wipes tears away with sleeve, puts on brave face*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

And I had a phone call from you! And I couldn't hear my lovely lovely Ru and I ACHED inside.

I did speak of you highly, I'll have you know. Your ears should have been burning.

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

Eeep! *blushes down to my neck*

*hides face in your shirt*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Glaaaah.

*hustles us off to a dark corner*

[fish-23.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeeee! Snog them all for me! And then snog yourself. And then run around in circles squeeing!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

okay. Make them kiss me. Run in circles. Kiss my own ass, right?

You were brought up often and always with a smile.

asscone1

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Stoney, I hope you had much fun at Casa de CrazyCaza!

You should buy me a drink at WriterCon only because I am a cute drunk!

Jess, you are NOT off the hook on your fic, thank you very much
Heeeeeeee. *zooms off*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

JESS!!! We squeed and loved you up, vicariously. And I got a card from you today! And did I mention the love for you? Because it was there. If we found a dying animal, we would have been able to transfer that love and bring it back out of the light.

Or, possibly I'm very very tired. BUT STILL!!

[sweet-ali.livejournal.com]

Did i know you were coming to writercon?

*bounces*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but you do now!! *boings with anticipation*

*gets good shoes on, because that's a long time to boing*

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Aw...so much fun was had!!!! Call ya later.

I love ladycat777. I want to keep her. :(

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I LURVE YOU. And she needed to stay FOR EVER.

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

you know, I found myself nodding along with the Xander & Wesley rant, and then inlovewithnight pointed out that the only slash I've ever successfully written is Xander/Wesley.

I'm sure that means something.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahaha!! Hee, the joke's on you!

By the way, HAPPY NEW YEAR, CARRIE!!
*smooooooch*