WHO WANTS AN ICON? Sure you do!
Dec. 31st, 2005 12:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stoney321Well, it's time we not hide our light under a bushel, ladies. (And gents.) You know you love it. I know you love it. Let's shout it to the world.
Hello. My name is Stoney. And I. Love. COCK. *sheds a perfect tear, collects in a jar that I will present to _(celebrity that is worshipped)_ when I finally meet them at a convention*
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You taking? Lemme know. SO I CAN REJOICE ABOUT THE ALMIGHTY PENIS WITH YOU. *sews velvet pillow for my husband's nards to rest upon*
For the record? I'm a sarcastic bitch. Remember: broken inside. I hope everyone has a SAFE NIGHT with NO DRINKING AND DRIVING. Cabs are cheaper than wrecking your car.
Hello. My name is Stoney. And I. Love. COCK. *sheds a perfect tear, collects in a jar that I will present to _(celebrity that is worshipped)_ when I finally meet them at a convention*
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4.You taking? Lemme know. SO I CAN REJOICE ABOUT THE ALMIGHTY PENIS WITH YOU. *sews velvet pillow for my husband's nards to rest upon*
For the record? I'm a sarcastic bitch. Remember: broken inside. I hope everyone has a SAFE NIGHT with NO DRINKING AND DRIVING. Cabs are cheaper than wrecking your car.
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Date: 2005-12-31 10:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-31 11:00 am (UTC)These are Xander-approved icons, yis.
*eats delicious worms with you, and bumps your shoulder*
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Date: 2005-12-31 11:14 am (UTC)And is that my pint you're drinkin'?
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Date: 2005-12-31 12:15 pm (UTC)Wanna fight? 'Cause them's FIGHTIN' WORDS.
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Date: 2005-12-31 03:42 pm (UTC)I only drink pints of Creme de Menthe!
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Date: 2005-12-31 11:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-31 12:16 pm (UTC)So. Tempted. And hullo! You KNOW you think the Cock is King.
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Date: 2005-12-31 04:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-31 11:29 am (UTC)A giftie for you:
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Date: 2005-12-31 12:17 pm (UTC)*totally goes back to PSP and DOES*
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Date: 2005-12-31 11:37 am (UTC)"cocks are impressive and ergonomic, but they aren't beautiful."
HAPPY NUDE YEAR!!!
*hug*
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Date: 2005-12-31 12:17 pm (UTC)*cough* I'm still looking for the right OXO image. It may be forthcoming.
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Date: 2005-12-31 11:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-31 12:18 pm (UTC)*cough* There's a point to the other ones. [/evil fandom ruination]
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Date: 2005-12-31 12:23 pm (UTC)Cock really *is* king.
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Date: 2005-12-31 12:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-31 01:53 pm (UTC)Hi, I'm phallus one!
Hi, I'm phallus two! Nice to meet you!
*rubrub*
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Date: 2005-12-31 02:00 pm (UTC)Now I'm just waiting for them to be called "Challuses, containing Seed" for my life to be complete.
(Happy New Year, Kita. Let's hope this one is better health-wise at your end, K?)
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Date: 2005-12-31 02:12 pm (UTC)I'm having a moment, here. Because yesterday I had a perfectly lovely time with my daughter and her boyfriend and my husband and my friend Deirdre, looking at an exhibit of the works of Louis Comfort Tiffany,and we had all sorts of philosophical and aesthetic and religious disagreements in the rain in Seattle, aand none of us ended up feeling justified in our superiority to the others.
I guess there's something useful in being disentitled.
Julia, having an end of the year discount clearance on bad luck today, having thrown my lower back into a tizzy fighting squirrels on the suet feeder
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Date: 2005-12-31 02:27 pm (UTC)But you see, Julia- *ping!* I need to learn my lesson. *ping!* And how else am I going to learn- *ping!* -unless I'm reminded how awful and mean I am?
*sends the dog 'round to gather up the carcasses*
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Date: 2005-12-31 02:34 pm (UTC)Squirrels, I mean, not fans with no sense of humor. Although it might work on them, too.
Julia, Vicodin is not good for my sentence structure
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Date: 2005-12-31 05:22 pm (UTC)Hope you and your family have a wonderful New Year, cariño!
*hugs*
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Date: 2005-12-31 05:52 pm (UTC)Oh, I love you to bits, mi carino. Te amo! Buena suerte (?) in 2006! *mucho besas*
I am sooooooo lame. And a little drunk. And I SQUISH YOU!
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Date: 2005-12-31 06:36 pm (UTC)*hugs*
Happy New Year!
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Date: 2005-12-31 06:39 pm (UTC)*squish* and Ditto!! happy new year!
*tops off your glass*
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Date: 2005-12-31 07:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-31 07:05 pm (UTC)I was SINGING your praises on my jaunt out of town, yesterday. You are definitely one of the highlights of 2005. *squish and candy*
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Date: 2005-12-31 07:16 pm (UTC)And right back atcha with the singing, only in more of a talking really loudly kind of way, because not so good with the singing. I owe at least a third of my current endorphins to you.
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Date: 2005-12-31 07:45 pm (UTC)Do you FEEL the love? DO you have any idea how many times Jack-mun and I have SQUEED over the joy that is you? SKA-WISH. *slips chocolate onto your dresser for when you wake* *or maybe some Mike-n-Ikes*
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Date: 2006-01-01 06:30 pm (UTC)I love you, brokenstoney. YOU are the king. YES YOU ARE.
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Date: 2006-01-01 08:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-02 10:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-04 09:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-05 08:19 am (UTC)So you know, I am POUNDING my fist on my desk over your Sesame Street icon. BWAH!