Grab Bag o'Stuff

[stoney321]

Am I the only person who says "oh" when saying that out loud? Do you say "uh?" Are you totally skimming over this sentence? How about this one?

Today is uberaeryn's birthday and she is OLDER THAN ME. But not dirt. Or god. She is older than the tree in my front yard. She is also older than the milk in my fridge, and my cat - who is OLD for a cat, and I'm counting people years, not cat years, because then my cat is older than Kathy. But not by much.

I have held her wee hands, I have played with her hair, and I have bought her a beer that was "larger than her head." And will do all of it again at some point, unless she pisses me off and I have to CUT HER OFF. Hahaha. SERIOUSLY. Watch yer butt, woman. Your teeny, skinny butt. Happy Birthday.

A few recs from things I've stumbled across: if you like dreamy/ethereal Alias fic, emma_daisy has written a lovely piece, and I don't even KNOW who the characters are. But the words are painted in a lovely manner that I find pleasing. As if you didn't know already, winterlive is writing RPS of boys who are sexy and confused and on a show I don't watch called Supernatural. And although I know NOTHING about the show, I know good writing. Last chapter with links h e r e. Question: how good is the new Strokes album? Loved their first one. Not Radiohead loved, just good background bopping music for various activities. Worth a listen? I await your knowledge.

In closing, the words of Jeff Murdock (who is the man in my icon, those who don't know and SHAME ON YOU. FUNNY!): "When God made the arse, he didn't say, 'Hey, it's just your basic hinge, let's knock off early.' He said, 'Behold ye angels, I have created the arse. Throughout the ages to come, men and women shall grab hold of these, and shout my name.'"

Hallelujah. Oh, and HOOK 'EM HORNS. HAHAHA, SOONERS! (Be sure to Watch Will Ferrell and Matthew McConneghey on the Pre-Game show! Alma Matter SHOW DOWN.)

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[stoney321.livejournal.com]

You know what? FUCK YOU.

Ahahaha. (um, everyone? This is my sister.) but seriously. FUCK YOU. Hee! I loke the Strokes album for dusting and folding laundry. (they have more than the one? Huh. Shoes to go you, Beth. It shows to go you. Also: do you know how many people are dead in the cemetary? All of them. And people are just dying to get in there. Mylanta.)

That being said, and a reminder of FUCK YOU., I will confess that I FUCKING LOVE J T-dog. Timba-boned. Tenor J. HEART. Because he dressed up like an omlette and sang, "Bring in on down to omlette-ville." And because he has MOVES. Cat-like moves.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Hold the phone on the Strokes - did you know that Patrick Swayze of "She's Like the Wind" fame is releasing a hip-hop album?!! Or single. Perhaps a whole album? The gods themselves, as Giles would say.

Yes! Uberaeryn is older and therefore crustier today.

I'm starving! I was sooo good yesterday. We had meatloaf for dinner (which I personally find really gross) so I filled up on Italian green beans. I feel skinnier already...and I'm wearing one of my new skirts. Woot!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I AM PROUD OF YOU! Mmmm. Green beans. I love them. But not in a biblical way, because they get lost.

Too much?

I WILL BUY THAT PATRICK SWAZYE ALBUM AND LAUGH AT IT. Oh GOD, are you serious? Bweeeeee!

*notices empty inbox. and complete lack of calling on phone*

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Yes, I too find the crook-neck squash a much more agreeable form of vegetation pleasuration.

I will email! And call! I talked to Vinnie last night!!! She still loves us. Whee!!! I am on ep 3 of Season 2. Duncan bores the hell out of me. Will this change?

Ghostin' like Swayze

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

VINNIE!!! OMG. I am not saying ANYTHING about DUncan, other than I had less than loving feelings about him from the get-go, and I am WAITING TO TALK TO YOU, OMG.

You are ignoring me, and I know why, don't think I don't! *is smart* *laughs*

[anelith.livejournal.com]

Just popping in to say, love your miscellaneous bits o' stuff. I especially adore that quote! My giggle for the day. Well, that and tesla321's Xander/Angel story today.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_willferrell/]

Ooh! I will check out her fic! (Um, thanks for being the ONE PERSON ON MY FLIST - aside from Trish. And Gracie - who read my story yesterday. *MOURNFUL SOB*)

Seriously: if you're looking for a show you and Ron can enjoy, Mr. S and I adored Coupling - which is where that quote and icon are from. It's out on DVD, for the record.

Xander/Angel? WOOT!

[anelith.livejournal.com]

I love tesla321's S-curve stories, so so much. They are all-human AU, with Xander and Angel as high-school boys. I hope she has them in her memories, because there are several of them, mostly very short chapters. All kinda schmoopy but with a bit of a zing to them, kinda sweet-tart maybe? The neat thing is the family around them, Jessica and Tony Harris and the rest of the kids. Almost every character from Sunnydale makes an appearance. Wonderful stuff, I guarantee will make you laugh.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Sorry! That was me. DERP!

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

I say "oh"

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*makes tick next to your name on clipboard*
*pushes glasses up nose*

:D

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Dang! You're sexxxxxxy when you do that!!
*smooch*

[uberaeryn.livejournal.com]

"teeny, skinny butt?"

BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER!

*promises to watch it so I won't get CUT*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

ITTY BITTY.

Miniscule.

Puh. Don't play like you don't LIKE it when I cut you. WHATEVAH.

*sings "Happy Birfday" off-key*