More Gud Summries!
Jan. 5th, 2006 09:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stoney321Oh, fandom. I love you so. *pulls on bitch pants* Okay, you should all know the drill by now, but to make sure I don't have to make new icons for those that don't get it, here we go:
Based on the HP Summary Execution fun by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mctabby, these are the Jossverse Gud Summries. Disclaimer: This is not a story review. Many of these fics have not been read by me. This is all about the "dust jacket" to entice new readers, and the funneh. There is to be no mocking of authors, and naming names is rude and will get you deleted. Now, come on. We've all fallen victim to wonky word choice, I'm no exception. If we can't laugh at ourselves, then I'll just laugh harder for you, okay? Any commentary in italics is from me. Uh, duh.
Previous posts, icons are linked h e r e, andmangofandango has made some icons!
Oooh! Here's an example of one that made me WANT to read it: "Harmony and Andrew meet - is the universe safe? Short answer = probably." Hee! Funneh. Speaking of:
And really? No one wants to read Coupling slash that's funny and kinda hot *ahem* aside from three of you? Huh. OOH! For those of you who are into detailed RPGs like TSP and Fandom_High, I came across this while pimping out my OWN RPG (although mine is a parody RPG, not an intricate one like this) called:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
cuba_street Whoa. Holy detail and organization! Looks highly addictive, and I believe they are looking for writers - plenty of good ones on my flist, that's for sure. Check it out!
Based on the HP Summary Execution fun by
mctabby, these are the Jossverse Gud Summries. Disclaimer: This is not a story review. Many of these fics have not been read by me. This is all about the "dust jacket" to entice new readers, and the funneh. There is to be no mocking of authors, and naming names is rude and will get you deleted. Now, come on. We've all fallen victim to wonky word choice, I'm no exception. If we can't laugh at ourselves, then I'll just laugh harder for you, okay? Any commentary in italics is from me. Uh, duh.Previous posts, icons are linked h e r e, and
mangofandango has made some icons!Oooh! Here's an example of one that made me WANT to read it: "Harmony and Andrew meet - is the universe safe? Short answer = probably." Hee! Funneh. Speaking of:
- Angsty-fluffy fic! (so.... Is Spike cutting Buffy's gut open and filling it with kittens?)
- Teh scooby gang is mysteriously dissapering. Can Tara & Dan find out whats going on before they preform there own Vanishing act?
- Spike watchs the lovely slayer sleeping next to him, then its her trun to watch him sleep. Will they ever be able to their true feelings? or will it all say in his bedroom?
- Vampire takes a look in a mirror (Ahahahaha!! RULE NUMBER ONE WITH VAMPIRES. You know what? I'm not even going to say it.)
- Not slash. Not even pre-slash.
- Buffy disappears 100 years into the past & ends up finally having normal conversations with Spike... through telepathy!
- Buffy and Giles do the Star Trek alien sex virus thing. (no. words.)
- Pike & Oz join forces to take on a ferosius evil.
- Dawn isn't exactly the angle everyone thinks. (Instead of being acute, she's quite obtuse. Ba-dum-pum-ching!)
- teenage boy cliches and all the fluff you could ever need!
- It's not quite a poem and not quite a fic... maybe it's a foem!
- Willow is full of saddness but Xander makes WIllow's saddness expire.
- Dawn's hair stays shiny (heee!)
- Its Buffy's honeymoon with Spike and everyone's invited! (Next, on Skinemax. Chicky Bow.)
- A hot dog on a stick changes everything.
- dis was mah friend's idea..she wanted me to write it for her! its also mah first fanfic, no no making fun! (too late!)
- why are all the vapirs on BTVS evil??? That's can't be a fair representation of the undead (I didn't know Anne wrote fanfic! "The Lonely Ones," by Anne Blondey Big Hips)
- Faith returns but was the Council comes to to help a secret is revealed
- Buffy remembers. A lazy sumer day at a beach with Dawn, so many moons ago (is someone trying to rip off Princess Ninety-Nine Wampum?)
- of course there's a car chase!
- **NOW IN CHAPTERS!**
- Spike kidnaps Dawn and shoots her and she dies. Now Buffy makes a life-changing descison. (NOW?!?)
- Buffy/Angel Angst. dedicated to my grandmother
- Death. Angst. Uh oh.
- song fic. What I see going on in Spike's head after Buffy thells him that she was in heaven. (I think thith thoundth thuper.)
- things happen ya know?
- set to music by Creed.
- If you need a break from all the angst and good writing, look no further! (I love this. It's a parody fic - hee!)
- Can Angel save her? do dogs bark?
- I will deal with all the characters of the show and all their problems. (Und zen for ze shpankings.)
- I don't call this a fanfic. I call it observations made it through use of BtVS/AtS characters.
- I wrote a songfic. I promise this will never happen again.
- Carpenter and fool, it's Xander's turn.
And really? No one wants to read Coupling slash that's funny and kinda hot *ahem* aside from three of you? Huh. OOH! For those of you who are into detailed RPGs like TSP and Fandom_High, I came across this while pimping out my OWN RPG (although mine is a parody RPG, not an intricate one like this) called:
cuba_street Whoa. Holy detail and organization! Looks highly addictive, and I believe they are looking for writers - plenty of good ones on my flist, that's for sure. Check it out!
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Date: 2006-01-05 07:59 am (UTC)WANT!!!
I am now hearing your commentary with a vaguely texan lilt and lots of giggles :)
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Date: 2006-01-05 08:03 am (UTC)Dawn's hair! A whole fic! ♥
*tickles you*
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Date: 2006-01-05 08:01 am (UTC)Squee for geometry humor :)
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Date: 2006-01-05 08:04 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-01-05 08:06 am (UTC)Not slash. Not even pre-slash.
I don't call this a fanfic. I call it observations made it through use of BtVS/AtS characters.
Yikes! Yes, ma'am!
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Date: 2006-01-05 08:10 am (UTC)Or... if it's an entire story as told through sound effects. :D
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Date: 2006-01-05 08:29 am (UTC)Spike kidnaps Dawn and shoots her and she dies. Now Buffy makes a life-changing descison. (NOW?!?)
...made me pee myself. And this one:
Buffy/Angel Angst. dedicated to my grandmother
just made me think of this little grey haired old granny sitting there in her rocking chair looking over the dedicated fic her grandchild had written for her featuring Bangel songfic, possibly with moist slayers and cold dead sead vampires as she goes WTF??!!
I love you fandom, and I love you more for bringing on the laughter.
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Date: 2006-01-05 08:45 am (UTC)THere were THREE OF THEM. Ahahahaha!!!
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Date: 2006-01-05 08:46 am (UTC)I love summaries that show exactly the quality of writing one can expect.
Julia, ouch
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Date: 2006-01-05 09:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-05 08:57 am (UTC)LOL!
He had no idea who this girl was or why they had gravitated toward each other in the darkness, much less why they were now locked in a heated embrace but he thought it must be some kind of spell, one of those evil fuck-with-your-head kind of deals...but she was so lithe, so hot, so wet, and her hair was so fucking shiny, it almost glowed around her face, framing it like a halo....that Connor didn't care.
*licks*
Spell-check, spell-check! dammit! *headdesk*
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Date: 2006-01-05 09:13 am (UTC)Or was completely composed of sound effects.
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Date: 2006-01-05 09:02 am (UTC)Dawn isn't exactly the angle everyone thinks. (Instead of being acute, she's quite obtuse. Ba-dum-pum-ching!)
song fic. What I see going on in Spike's head after Buffy thells him that she was in heaven. (I think thith thoundth thuper.)
things happen ya know?
*roflmao* These are too funny! Thanks for sharing them with us, Laura! *huggles*
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Date: 2006-01-05 09:14 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-01-05 09:04 am (UTC)Damn, I think I wrote that fic! Only I didn't give it half as good of a summary. ;)
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Date: 2006-01-05 09:15 am (UTC)The thing is, I don't really know HOW MUCH fluff I really need, so there's a quandry here.
*calculates* I love how honest it is.
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Date: 2006-01-05 09:34 am (UTC)This one just made my day. I've been having a 3 day email conversation with someone trying to explain to them why their fic can not be nominated in both Comedy/Fluff and Dark/Angst, at SoGA.
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Date: 2006-01-05 10:13 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-01-05 09:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-05 10:14 am (UTC)Don't act like you don't love it.
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Date: 2006-01-05 12:58 pm (UTC)Ijust love the alien one. I've even seen this in other fandoms. Of course, they're usually kidding.
Are you sure people don't know about this great list and are doing their best to get on it? BTW, who the hell is Dan?
NOW IN CHAPTERS!
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Date: 2006-01-05 03:15 pm (UTC)DAN. *shakes head*
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Date: 2006-01-05 03:15 pm (UTC)YES. You're HILARIOUS.
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Date: 2006-01-05 01:52 pm (UTC)You'll never catch me, copper!!!! *speeds off to write summary-less fic*
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Date: 2006-01-05 03:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-05 02:00 pm (UTC)::barks::
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Date: 2006-01-05 03:17 pm (UTC)*rubs your tummy*
OH. I see. *rubs tummy more*
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Date: 2006-01-05 02:32 pm (UTC)I'm a-snorfling in my meatballs over here.
Oooh, a present for you...well, of the icky kind, but still. I don't know if you are on the community badbuffyfic, but this one was just rec'd there and...guh. It is the bad. Go, look, call your shrink...
http://www.adultfanfiction.net/aff/story.php?no=544211990
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Date: 2006-01-05 03:17 pm (UTC)*leaps and bounds over a single dinner to get to it*
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Date: 2006-01-05 02:54 pm (UTC)Although it shows how inured I've gotten to it all when the only thing that really gives me pause is wondering if "Dan" is Oz (you know, in the hallowed tradition of "Will", "Alex" and "Elizabeth").
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Date: 2006-01-05 03:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-05 04:39 pm (UTC)This almost makes me feel bad 'cause I do tend to OMG, in my summaries. But only because I can't write one to save my life.
Anyway, this made my day. Now I must do something to make these chuckles subside.
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Date: 2006-01-05 04:49 pm (UTC)I actually like the summaries that say: look. I'm crap at this. Spike and a dust-buster and an apocolypse, ok?
*scares you* Wait, that's hiccups...
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Date: 2006-01-05 06:20 pm (UTC)A hot dog on a stick changes everything.
The punchline possibilities are ENDLESS.
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Date: 2006-01-05 06:28 pm (UTC)I love you too!! And the star trek icon? GANKABLE. The credits are on my allpics page? I can't remember the name - but knock your socks off!
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Date: 2006-01-05 08:26 pm (UTC)awww, don't be mean to the kitties
A hot dog on a stick changes everything.
is that a real dog or a frankfurter?
I wrote a songfic. I promise this will never happen again.
is that a sacred promise?
hee, all of those were hysterical. May I friend you? I would hate to miss any of your summaries. I'm off to read your previous ones :)
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Date: 2006-01-06 05:50 am (UTC):D
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Date: 2006-01-05 11:11 pm (UTC)Doesn't it always?....
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Date: 2006-01-06 05:51 am (UTC)Hey, tootsie! *schmusen*
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Date: 2006-01-07 02:23 am (UTC)Oh and I've never read a song fic! Can you point me in the direction of a good one?
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Date: 2006-03-01 06:50 am (UTC)Buffy disappears 100 years into the past & ends up finally having normal conversations with Spike... through telepathy!
Dawn's hair stays shiny (heee!)\
Buffy/Angel Angst. dedicated to my grandmother
Can Angel save her? do dogs bark?
AWESOME! :)
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