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Jan. 21st, 2006 01:52 pm
[personal profile] stoney321
I KNEW IT.


We had "the talk" with the kids today. About Crawford most likely having died. About how much we loved him, how good a kitty he was, what a long life he had. We pull into the driveway, the tears gone, and

GUESS WHO IS SITTING AT THE DOOR, MEOWING HIS HEAD OFF???

Little bastard. Thin as a rail, hungrier than all get-out, but alive and indecisive as to purr or meow or eat.

The Teflon Kitty strikes again. Death WILL NOT STICK. Okay, my turn for cuddles is coming up. Thanks to everyone that sent me well wishes - I guess it worked.

*BEAMS*
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Date: 2006-01-21 11:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tx-cronopio.livejournal.com
OMG. Well, first off, hooray for live kitty! Go Crawford!

Secondly...wry hugs. Because you know, the next time you tell them someone has died, they just aren't going to buy it.

xox

Date: 2006-01-21 12:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
I'm telling you! This cat has earned the knickname Teflon. The vet just cracked up when I called.

We think he found a garage - he smells like car oil. THE BASTARD. And yes, I've just realized the kids have no faith in my doom and gloom. =P Ha!
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Date: 2006-01-21 12:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
SERIOUSLY. Cats. Little shits, every one of them. *is soooo grateful*

Date: 2006-01-21 11:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trepkos.livejournal.com
Excellent news!

Date: 2006-01-21 12:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Scrappy, aka Drooly is sniffing him all over and trying to clean his head. Awwwwww.
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Date: 2006-01-21 12:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
I KNOW. "There can only be one." I'm telling you: he's sucking the souls of other cats to take their extra lives!

BEWARE.

:D

Date: 2006-01-21 12:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yin-again.livejournal.com
Little bastard.

Bless his black little heart.

Date: 2006-01-21 12:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
HE IS SUCH A BASTARD. I can't tell you how SURE I was that last year, when he turned up looking like he'd been chewed up by a coyote (we have many in the neighborhood, not to mention the red tailed hawks, bobcats...) that he was a goner.

He has OBVIOUSLY made a deal with the devil. And I couldn't be more pleased. *squiiiish*

Date: 2006-01-21 12:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com
Hurray!!!!!!! And hi!!!! I just tried to call. I've been under a rock. Yes. CRAWFORD!!!! *spins you*

Random: Details has a kick-ass fandom-y article by Carrie Fisher on autograph selling being a celebrity lap dance and a Q&A with Harrison Ford where he talks about being a gleeful asshole. Whee!!! Talk to you soon? 'K? Call? IM? Tell me whatcha want. Watcha really, really want.

yay! Crawford! Caza will be ecstatic. P.S. - Guess what I have in my house? A really live bay-bee. Complete with awesome baby smelling head. Caza's sister is here with her grandbaby. Yes. My sister-in-law who is *4 years older than me* is here with her grandbaby. I upped my usage of Mary Kay Miracle Eye Cream today. Just sayin'.

Date: 2006-01-21 12:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
HELLO!! We were most likely driving around the serene lake, explaining the "circle of life" to the kids with Enya on the radio.

I'll call in a bit. We're having an impromptu celebration right now. 9 Lives, Liver flavor is involved. I almost put a candle in it when Mr. S rolled his eyes at me. Heh.

BAYBEEEEEE!!! *sniffs in that smell*

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Date: 2006-01-21 12:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inlovewithnight.livejournal.com
Yay! That's awesome, if perhaps a bit confusing for the children. :) I'm guessing that someone is NEVER GOING OUTSIDE AGAIN...

Date: 2006-01-21 12:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
SOMEONE IS NEVER EVER GOING OUTSIDE AGAIN, YES. Hahaha!!

Honestly, I don't think they really believed me deep down. No body = possibility.

*shakes fist at the cat* I'll never be believed again. :D

Date: 2006-01-21 12:17 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] wolfshark
Yay!

Date: 2006-01-21 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
HURRAH!!!!

*hides from shark coming to eat me*
*twirls you*

Date: 2006-01-21 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kita0610.livejournal.com
YAyYAYAY! So very glad for you guys! Keep the bastard cat INSIDE from now on!

Date: 2006-01-21 01:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Thanks, Kita. The kids keep laughing syncophantly and telling me they knew all along.

My name is mud. And the cat is getting duct taped to a silken pillow.

Date: 2006-01-21 01:06 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-01-21 12:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lettered.livejournal.com
Somehow I missed your first post about your crazy kitty. I am so glad only to have come in for the happy ending. I'm so happy for you! And for this article I read in the nudist paper wherein this cat who was watching the birdfeeder outside kept flinging himself against the window. I love cats!

Date: 2006-01-21 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
HE IS INSANE. Every tuxedo I've ever had has been a little weirdo. A loveable weirdo, but a weirdo nonetheless.

You know the rusty meow cats do to birds at a window? Our newest kitty, Hope, does that to FLIES. Spazz. *snuggles ALL the kitties*

Date: 2006-01-21 12:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitchygrrl.livejournal.com
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Go Crawford! Go Crwaford *waves hand in the air* That is awesome. You should call that cat the Road Runner

Date: 2006-01-21 01:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
I am calling him SHITHEAD. :D Haha! Thanks. He is curled up among four sets of legs and getting lots of praise and fresh liver. He's in heaven.

Date: 2006-01-21 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] julia-here.livejournal.com
"...and the towns sausage tasted like fur for a week..."

Cats. Can't live without, can't stay sane around them. Glad he's back, but good grief, what he puts you through!

Julia, if Elvyra reappears it's going to be the Killkenny cats here, I'm afraid

Date: 2006-01-21 01:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Ahahahaha!! Oh, man, there isn't enough meat on this cat to make a cocktail weiner, so fur burgers it would have to be. That sounds incredibly filthy, now that I've typed it...

Argh! If he wasn't the most loveable thing, chatty and affectionate and with enough quirks to keep you laughing (no corn cob is safe from his need to consume), we wouldn't get so emotional over this bag of bones.

Date: 2006-01-21 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dusty273.livejournal.com
*lol* I'm so happy for you, cariño! *hugs you and Crawford*

Date: 2006-01-21 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
*BESOS!!*

El gato es muy estupido. :D

Date: 2006-01-21 04:52 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-01-21 02:10 pm (UTC)
ext_6368: cherry blossoms on a tree -- with my fandom name "EntreNous" on it (spike punk boi (shagalote))
From: [identity profile] entrenous88.livejournal.com
Ha! Crawford laughs at death!

So awesome, sweetie. I'm really glad he's returned, the spunky devil.

*squishes you and the kids*

Date: 2006-01-21 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
He doesn't even LAUGH at it. He sits down and grooms while Death does it's thing, then looks up with that kitty "Eff You" face and goes back to grooming.

WHEEEE!! *hugs you tight tight tight* (Firm travel dates yet?)

Date: 2006-01-21 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cherusha.livejournal.com




Crawford so The. Man.

Date: 2006-01-21 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Indubitably!! Also, am emailing back and sending SQUISHES and smooches.

Date: 2006-01-21 02:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellespont.livejournal.com
Yikes! I think I missed the drama, but am very pleased to have read the happy ending! Brave little man.

Little bastard. Thin as a rail, hungrier than all get-out, but alive and indecisive as to purr or meow or eat.

maybe he went off to get a soul?

Date: 2006-01-21 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Ahahahaha!! Satan is SCARED of this cat. How he defies death is beyond us all.

WHEEEE!! He's sitting in my lap RIGHT NOW.
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Date: 2006-01-21 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
I HOPE YOU DON'T WONDER WHY WE TOOK HIM BACK?!

:D The kids have been carrying him around since he showed up. He's being passed from lap to lap, and has been fed four times already. (He's sooooo thin. Like, thin.)

Date: 2006-01-21 03:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com
OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!

Crawford the wonder kitty. Lots of hugs and snuggles in his future. Wonder if he got stuck somewhere? Give him pets and scritches from me.

Date: 2006-01-21 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
He is!! Teflon Kitty, HO! (We have a suspicion that a garage was involved - we don't know who's. I checked all the neighbors!)

I will skritch and kiss and cuddle him, sure thing. :D

your icon IS AWESOME.

Date: 2006-01-21 04:57 pm (UTC)
ext_2366: (by sdwolfpup: OMG YAY!)
From: [identity profile] sdwolfpup.livejournal.com
Hah, that is awesome! But I pet he totally planned it that way. It's a very cat-like thing to do. Still, I'm thrilled for you!

Date: 2006-01-21 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
He is EVOL, which suits his species just fine. :D Thanks, SDW. He's being loved on at this very moment, the little trouble maker.

Date: 2006-01-21 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gracielu.livejournal.com
Made me cry again. Damn you. *shakey fists*

Date: 2006-01-21 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Oh! No, no!! He's curled up with Mr. S in front of a warm fire right now, purring happily.

(Don't you need to poke a certain Commordore? Please feel free to define "poke" however you see fit. Ahem.)

Also: TIGER KITTY. *bearhugs*

Date: 2006-01-21 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chantal87.livejournal.com
WOO HOO !!!!
Crazy ass cat.
I'm so glad he is home.

Date: 2006-01-22 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
DENNIS. *belly rubs*

HE IS INSANE. I am MAD at him, and still I carry him like a baby to make him purr. CATS.

Date: 2006-01-22 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellziggy.livejournal.com
Ack. I missed the first post about him being gone.

But HOORAY! I'm glad he's back! Or at least teh alien parasite animating his corpse for the last three lives is back. (I can't believe that you never figured out that that's how it was done!)
*hug*squish*glomp*


When i was yournger mom insisted that all our cats be outdoor cats. A stray had been dumped and we kept her. Tiny little thing. We name her Gram. Shortly after she moved in the neighborhood stray cat got Gram knocked up.
He was a black & white long-haired tom cat that we named Sundae (vanilla & chocolate...Yeah we were uber creative genius kids!)

While Sundae didn't have a home he tended to stick around our place mostly (very few neighbors, no neighbors with dogs running free, always had dishes of catfood outside, and of course, a female cat in heat)

The litter of kittens that Gram had... We kept one and named her Lillie. Well, Lillie didn't get fixed soon enough and also found herself in a family way. The father? Why, our friendly neighborhood stray, Sundae, of course. So yes, those kittens would have done a southerner proud, what with their father also being their grandfather.

Anyway, back to the subject of zombie cats. One winter as the snow started melting I found a frozen stiff black & white cat on one of the snowbanks in the driveway. We decided it was our duty to take care of disposing of the body.

Not even a week after burying Sundae down in our little pet cemetary someone looked out the window and there was Sundae, alive and well! Near as we can figure, the cat we buried was the result one of Sundaes many many many attempts at ensuring that his gene pool be spread far & wide.

I know, long story. The teflon cat made me think of Sundae.

Again, I'm glad he came home! *hug*

Date: 2006-01-22 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
ACK. Zombie cat! What a story! I was half-expecting the frozen kitty to BE Sundae - like, he was frozen in caronite, and survived the hibernation process. HAN! You could have changed his name to Han then.

KITTY CAT. He's sleeping with Mr. S right now. Awwwww.

Date: 2006-01-23 09:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] desoto-hia873.livejournal.com
Yay! So nice to read about a happy ending. :-)
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