I am freeeeeeeeeeee!
Feb. 1st, 2006 01:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stoney321And what do I do? Fart around on the computer. But I walked 5 miles today! With a stroller! Uphill! In the wind! I also just took a literal cat nap. I became a cat. No, I laid down for a quickie (not the fun kind) and ALL THE CATS jumped up and snuggled. Whee! But Hope has stinky breath so I left their kitty cabal and shamed their poor dental hygiene. They blinked at me a lot. They are ASSHOLES.
I AM FASCINATING. Hey! How about some polls?
I knew it. You are sooo predictable.
[Poll #664637]
I'm going to make pad Thai with spicy shrimp for lunch. And then make SHORTBREAD. And then finish my final bit of the Scottish ficathon Andrew thingamajigger.
Spam me with jokes! Links! Porn! I dun kair. TAKE MY POLL. Doo eet.
[ETA]: I are dum. The "three words or less" was made into three LETTERS or less. Scrabble call out! Make it count, people.
I AM FASCINATING. Hey! How about some polls?
I knew it. You are sooo predictable.
[Poll #664637]
I'm going to make pad Thai with spicy shrimp for lunch. And then make SHORTBREAD. And then finish my final bit of the Scottish ficathon Andrew thingamajigger.
Spam me with jokes! Links! Porn! I dun kair. TAKE MY POLL. Doo eet.
[ETA]: I are dum. The "three words or less" was made into three LETTERS or less. Scrabble call out! Make it count, people.
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-01 11:11 am (UTC)YEAH, I NOTICED. If you click on "view answers" you will see that I have chided myself. CHIDED.
Also: your icon makes me want to sing: Cuidado, es llamas!
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:13 am (UTC)So, for your amusement: Weasels who love porn, and the woman who loves them. (http://www.saidshe.net/archives/2005/11/09/porn-weasel/) Or something like that.
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:13 am (UTC)I don't know the llama song but I love the idea of llamas.
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:19 am (UTC)I SHALL MAKE AN ETA EXCLAMING MY FOOLISHNESS.
It's suuuuuunny today! I think I'll take a nap on the chaise outside. Mmmm.
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:21 am (UTC)No, you're right. BUT YOU HAVE MY HEART. That link is funneh.
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:22 am (UTC)I'm very, very grateful that your heart is the body part you chose to award me. (The competition for some of the others is probably fierce.)
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:23 am (UTC)You r a dork, but I love that :)
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:25 am (UTC)I saw the "max length" and wanted LJ to READ MY MIND and count words. Which is does not do, although it SHOULD.
HELLO! Is today a better day? You have entered the shortest month of the year and then Springtime!
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:26 am (UTC)Now, are you going to need all four chambers? *moistens pencil tip on tongue*
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:29 am (UTC)And I kinda sorta crave your aorta. I already bought Chianti to go with it!
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-01 11:33 am (UTC)I have a fantastic Shiraz that goes wonderfully with me.
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:35 am (UTC)*pulls you back* It just gets funnier from there! I mean, if we can't laugh at cannibalism, what CAN WE LAUGH AT, Jess??
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:37 am (UTC)Does your pad Thai have tofu? I tried to make katsu don a while back and it wiggled. (http://www.eatbabies.com/fanart/index.htm)
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:42 am (UTC)Noooooooooooooooooooooo *takes breath* ooooooooooooooooooooooo
Heh. I thought the movie was so well done, and I was glad I saw it, but I will never, ever see it again. O.o
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:44 am (UTC)And it sounds like you made a common rookie mistake with that dish. Always remember: Hot Wok, Cold Baby.
That way, it SEARS the outside so it's crispy, then the INSIDE steams itself to perfection.
*kisses fingertips*
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:46 am (UTC)YOU DO NOT!
However, Imma kick yo tail feathers if you don't take my poll. Okay, that is a lie. I don't kick because I HAVE NO LEGS.
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:47 am (UTC)...okay, not really.
PERFORMANCE REVIEW IN 13 MINUTES I FEEL LIKE ALICE. NO, WALLY. ...NO... Yeah, Wally.
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:48 am (UTC)Actually, I think you'd go down best with large quantities of grain alcohol. No, wait, I read that on a wall somewhere. Never mind.
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:57 am (UTC)IT WILL BE FINE. There is a world of jobs (some maybe even closer to Someone Else.) YOU ARE THE MAN of womanhood AT YOUR JOB.
Also, I'm going to try the 3 ltr thn
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:58 am (UTC)Heh.
But only during Fleet Week.
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:59 am (UTC)It is just your *mission* to traumatize me today, isn't it?
Well done!
Wait, is this Prince? But I thought you had no arms, and still possessed both legs. Maybe it was the other way around? Or are you now limbless, AFKaP?
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Date: 2006-02-01 12:03 pm (UTC)He did lose his arms and replace them with a cryogenically frozen arm from Tyson Beckford, and a robotic limb from Cyberdyne.
But they grew back.
OMG, I am BOXING HELENA. (Worst. Movie. Ever. Maybe.)
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Date: 2006-02-01 12:04 pm (UTC)