I am freeeeeeeeeeee!
Feb. 1st, 2006 01:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stoney321And what do I do? Fart around on the computer. But I walked 5 miles today! With a stroller! Uphill! In the wind! I also just took a literal cat nap. I became a cat. No, I laid down for a quickie (not the fun kind) and ALL THE CATS jumped up and snuggled. Whee! But Hope has stinky breath so I left their kitty cabal and shamed their poor dental hygiene. They blinked at me a lot. They are ASSHOLES.
I AM FASCINATING. Hey! How about some polls?
I knew it. You are sooo predictable.
[Poll #664637]
I'm going to make pad Thai with spicy shrimp for lunch. And then make SHORTBREAD. And then finish my final bit of the Scottish ficathon Andrew thingamajigger.
Spam me with jokes! Links! Porn! I dun kair. TAKE MY POLL. Doo eet.
[ETA]: I are dum. The "three words or less" was made into three LETTERS or less. Scrabble call out! Make it count, people.
I AM FASCINATING. Hey! How about some polls?
I knew it. You are sooo predictable.
[Poll #664637]
I'm going to make pad Thai with spicy shrimp for lunch. And then make SHORTBREAD. And then finish my final bit of the Scottish ficathon Andrew thingamajigger.
Spam me with jokes! Links! Porn! I dun kair. TAKE MY POLL. Doo eet.
[ETA]: I are dum. The "three words or less" was made into three LETTERS or less. Scrabble call out! Make it count, people.
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-01 11:11 am (UTC)YEAH, I NOTICED. If you click on "view answers" you will see that I have chided myself. CHIDED.
Also: your icon makes me want to sing: Cuidado, es llamas!
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:13 am (UTC)I don't know the llama song but I love the idea of llamas.
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:13 am (UTC)So, for your amusement: Weasels who love porn, and the woman who loves them. (http://www.saidshe.net/archives/2005/11/09/porn-weasel/) Or something like that.
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:21 am (UTC)No, you're right. BUT YOU HAVE MY HEART. That link is funneh.
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:22 am (UTC)I'm very, very grateful that your heart is the body part you chose to award me. (The competition for some of the others is probably fierce.)
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:23 am (UTC)You r a dork, but I love that :)
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:25 am (UTC)I saw the "max length" and wanted LJ to READ MY MIND and count words. Which is does not do, although it SHOULD.
HELLO! Is today a better day? You have entered the shortest month of the year and then Springtime!
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-01 11:35 am (UTC)*pulls you back* It just gets funnier from there! I mean, if we can't laugh at cannibalism, what CAN WE LAUGH AT, Jess??
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:42 am (UTC)Noooooooooooooooooooooo *takes breath* ooooooooooooooooooooooo
Heh. I thought the movie was so well done, and I was glad I saw it, but I will never, ever see it again. O.o
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:37 am (UTC)Does your pad Thai have tofu? I tried to make katsu don a while back and it wiggled. (http://www.eatbabies.com/fanart/index.htm)
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:44 am (UTC)And it sounds like you made a common rookie mistake with that dish. Always remember: Hot Wok, Cold Baby.
That way, it SEARS the outside so it's crispy, then the INSIDE steams itself to perfection.
*kisses fingertips*
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:47 am (UTC)...okay, not really.
PERFORMANCE REVIEW IN 13 MINUTES I FEEL LIKE ALICE. NO, WALLY. ...NO... Yeah, Wally.
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Date: 2006-02-01 11:57 am (UTC)IT WILL BE FINE. There is a world of jobs (some maybe even closer to Someone Else.) YOU ARE THE MAN of womanhood AT YOUR JOB.
Also, I'm going to try the 3 ltr thn
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Date: 2006-02-01 12:10 pm (UTC)But you should listen to the Ricky Gervais podcast because he has funny and it's name is Carl.
Interesting fact I learned today: People who have had sex a few hours before public speaking are more relaxed.
I have speech class tonight. I should probably run home between work & school for a quicky. :)
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Date: 2006-02-01 12:12 pm (UTC)*wonders if I can hire that service out....*
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Date: 2006-02-01 12:54 pm (UTC)That episode with Jim Carrey and Will Ferrell is one of the best in SNL history.
SCAN ME!!
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Date: 2006-02-01 01:08 pm (UTC)"You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today." But you didn't give me enough spaces! I figured "I can smell your cunt" would freak people out. That probably just freaked people out. I guess I could have gone with, "I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker" but that's a bit esoteric, don't you think?
I'm writing! More Schottish! Yay!!!!
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Date: 2006-02-01 01:17 pm (UTC)And now "true and false" are neck and neck with the Hammer, PLEASE don't hurt 'em, and I'm confused.
I wish you weren't such a whore. Why don't you go back to whore island?
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Date: 2006-02-01 06:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-02 08:28 am (UTC)Because of your failure. (ha! the failure is ALL MINE.)
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Date: 2006-02-02 06:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-02 08:29 am (UTC)I am BESIDE MYSELF. Like, running around flapping my arms unsure of how to proceed!