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stoney321Okay. I have JUST NOW told the dude that WILL NOT STOP ARGUING WITH ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
swmbo in the "Get better, or die trying" post to Cease and DESIST. Mostly because he is using the CHEWBACCA DEFENSE. I kid you not. I have given him the assignment of using the mathematical equation I formulated and solving for half-wit. And show your work. (And it's worth it to read the whole thing because she is SO GOOD at handing people their asses with a smile on her face.)
FINAL STATEMENT ON MOCKING (which, incidentally was NOT the topic of the post, huh.): Are you trying to tell me that Dave Chappelle shouldn't mock Gallagher? Seinfeld can't mock Carrot Top? Not that I'm at that level of game, of course, but you SEE MY POINT.
GALLAGHER. Friggin'... COME ON.
Now. I want to get some inspiration. Can anyone give me a prompt: pairing, scenario, rating, and get my ass in gear with writing? Fandoms to include: any celebrity, Buffy/Angel-verse, Coupling, Star Wars, PotC. First 10 unless something that cannot be denied comes down the pike.
Please? With sugar on top? And then I'll open them up for concrit. 10-Q! [ETA]Okay! Got my 10, now Imma get cracking.
swmbo in the "Get better, or die trying" post to Cease and DESIST. Mostly because he is using the CHEWBACCA DEFENSE. I kid you not. I have given him the assignment of using the mathematical equation I formulated and solving for half-wit. And show your work. (And it's worth it to read the whole thing because she is SO GOOD at handing people their asses with a smile on her face.)FINAL STATEMENT ON MOCKING (which, incidentally was NOT the topic of the post, huh.): Are you trying to tell me that Dave Chappelle shouldn't mock Gallagher? Seinfeld can't mock Carrot Top? Not that I'm at that level of game, of course, but you SEE MY POINT.
GALLAGHER. Friggin'... COME ON.
Now. I want to get some inspiration. Can anyone give me a prompt: pairing, scenario, rating, and get my ass in gear with writing? Fandoms to include: any celebrity, Buffy/Angel-verse, Coupling, Star Wars, PotC. First 10 unless something that cannot be denied comes down the pike.
Please? With sugar on top? And then I'll open them up for concrit. 10-Q! [ETA]Okay! Got my 10, now Imma get cracking.
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Date: 2006-02-02 07:49 am (UTC)Also -- Connor and Xander. Shippy, not, just the two of them somewhere.
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Date: 2006-02-02 07:53 am (UTC)More Scottish! Like now!!!
Cordy, Connor & Angel. I don't care when, I don't care what, just those 3.
LOVE ME!!!
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Date: 2006-02-02 07:55 am (UTC)*salutes* OKAY.
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Date: 2006-02-02 07:58 am (UTC)Link? BOOM. This is half-way through his CRAZY ARGUMENT. Seriously: DON'T LOOK AT THE MONKEY!
Also, my partner in crime sent me this link as a reminder of how AWESOME Will Ferrell and Jack Davenport are, and dammit, SHE. IS. RIGHT. I laughed so hard at this...
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Date: 2006-02-02 08:07 am (UTC)Prompts? Brain....not....found....
Julia, day three of feeling like warmed-over fermented owl dung
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Date: 2006-02-02 08:09 am (UTC)Oh... oh dear god.
However, watching Swmbo verbally tear someone to shreds is the hottest thing evah.
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Date: 2006-02-02 08:10 am (UTC)Dude,
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Date: 2006-02-02 08:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-02 08:13 am (UTC)Seriously. The frustrating part? He thinks he is WINNING THE ARGUMENT. I think my new catchphrase needs to be "solve for s, where s = half-wit."
Dammit, the world is filled with QUARTER-WITS.
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Date: 2006-02-02 08:14 am (UTC)Or possibly pick up her lunch tab. SOMETHING.
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Date: 2006-02-02 08:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-02 08:22 am (UTC)*points to icon*
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Date: 2006-02-02 08:34 am (UTC)Xander/Connor, if you don't mind making Xander bi for 100 words. :D
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Date: 2006-02-02 08:37 am (UTC)Any... scenarios? Locations? Kinks? Themes?
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Date: 2006-02-02 08:38 am (UTC)Dude, and this is all because his analogy SUCKED and because he hit my huge pet peeve when he tried to say he was just trying to point out argument flaws - not even because of the mocking thing. I am QUEEN OF OFF TOPIC and spammming your lj to bits and pieces *blush*
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Date: 2006-02-02 08:41 am (UTC)Milkshakes and french fries. King Ralph. Hand jobs. :D
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Date: 2006-02-02 08:46 am (UTC)It was a pleasure and joy watching you at work. :D
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Date: 2006-02-02 08:46 am (UTC)Chewbacca Defense! Learn something new everyday... :-)
Sorry you've had to deal with it on a personal level, though.
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Date: 2006-02-02 08:47 am (UTC)100 words? *stretches and buys Gatorade, shakes out arms, cracks neck, nods vigorously, eye on the PRIZE*
I'm going in.
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Date: 2006-02-02 08:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-02 08:49 am (UTC)CHEWBACCA DEFENSE. There's a sound bite on the link. Ahahahaha!!
Sparrington? DONE. Further prompts? Location, any particular kink?
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Date: 2006-02-02 08:49 am (UTC)*hands you the banjo, haha!*
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Date: 2006-02-02 08:49 am (UTC)It can clearly be FIVE THOUSAND WORDS!!!
*wins*
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Date: 2006-02-02 08:50 am (UTC)Will it bug you if I try to write it too? Seriously -- tell me to back off your milkshake, Stoney!
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Date: 2006-02-02 08:52 am (UTC)OMG< I looooove the idea of us both taking the same idea and writing our own things! It's BRILLIANT!!
Is it a drabble? Double drabble? Ficlet? Towelette?