WHEN SOUTH PARK BECOMES REAL LIFE - it's really pretty funny.

[stoney321]

Okay. I have JUST NOW told the dude that WILL NOT STOP ARGUING WITH swmbo in the "Get better, or die trying" post to Cease and DESIST. Mostly because he is using the CHEWBACCA DEFENSE. I kid you not. I have given him the assignment of using the mathematical equation I formulated and solving for half-wit. And show your work. (And it's worth it to read the whole thing because she is SO GOOD at handing people their asses with a smile on her face.)

FINAL STATEMENT ON MOCKING (which, incidentally was NOT the topic of the post, huh.): Are you trying to tell me that Dave Chappelle shouldn't mock Gallagher? Seinfeld can't mock Carrot Top? Not that I'm at that level of game, of course, but you SEE MY POINT.

GALLAGHER. Friggin'... COME ON.

Now. I want to get some inspiration. Can anyone give me a prompt: pairing, scenario, rating, and get my ass in gear with writing? Fandoms to include: any celebrity, Buffy/Angel-verse, Coupling, Star Wars, PotC. First 10 unless something that cannot be denied comes down the pike.

Please? With sugar on top? And then I'll open them up for concrit. 10-Q! [ETA]Okay! Got my 10, now Imma get cracking.

Comments

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

Link? Please? I need good wank.

Also -- Connor and Xander. Shippy, not, just the two of them somewhere.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OoooooOOOooh. Lemme think of how to, and DONE.

Link? BOOM. This is half-way through his CRAZY ARGUMENT. Seriously: DON'T LOOK AT THE MONKEY!

Also, my partner in crime sent me this link as a reminder of how AWESOME Will Ferrell and Jack Davenport are, and dammit, SHE. IS. RIGHT. I laughed so hard at this...

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

David Boreanaz/Someone (I would ask for DB/NB, because I would trust YOU, but I don't know how open you are to NB.) So DB/Anyone.

More Scottish! Like now!!!

Cordy, Connor & Angel. I don't care when, I don't care what, just those 3.

LOVE ME!!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I WILL! I will do this, and I am HOPPED UP on a quiet house (emily had a sleep over!) and caffeine and Beastie Boys and funk yoga (see your journal) and GROOVE.

*salutes* OKAY.

[julia-here.livejournal.com]

Wow. tdwwnsawswmbo is the original tl;dr, isn't he? The orphaned comment on the third page sort of says it all: he LIKES using "colorful" analogies- to use my own, this is the written equivalent of autoerotic asphixiation. Feels good, I hear, but not without its hazards, and not likely to get anyone else off (unless they're watching a snuff film?).

Prompts? Brain....not....found....

Julia, day three of feeling like warmed-over fermented owl dung

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*spreads you on my garden*

Seriously. The frustrating part? He thinks he is WINNING THE ARGUMENT. I think my new catchphrase needs to be "solve for s, where s = half-wit."

Dammit, the world is filled with QUARTER-WITS.

[amybnnyc.livejournal.com]

What in the HELL is he *still* talking about? It makes no sense.

Dude, swmbo deserves a medal for wading through that pile of self-masturbatory crap and trying to make some sort of sense out of it.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

SOMEONE MAKE A CROWN. Dammit, she has one of those. SOMEONE MAKE HER A SCEPTRE.

Or possibly pick up her lunch tab. SOMETHING.

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Morning, Stoney!

Xander/Connor, if you don't mind making Xander bi for 100 words. :D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

100 words? Okay, I'm going to try. (Did you see that Andrea requested the same pairing? Ha!)

Any... scenarios? Locations? Kinks? Themes?

[swmbo.livejournal.com]

*facepalm*

Dude, and this is all because his analogy SUCKED and because he hit my huge pet peeve when he tried to say he was just trying to point out argument flaws - not even because of the mocking thing. I am QUEEN OF OFF TOPIC and spammming your lj to bits and pieces *blush*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're so DARLING when you blush. Nono, you have allowed me to witness a REAL LIFE DEMONSTRATION of the Chewbacca Defense, for which I am grateful.

It was a pleasure and joy watching you at work. :D

[anelith.livejournal.com]

If you write some Sparrington I will smother you with kisses. Well, virtual kisses, but anyway...

Chewbacca Defense! Learn something new everyday... :-)

Sorry you've had to deal with it on a personal level, though.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, no no, it's AMAZING to me. I am not the best debator *cough - I'll not make the obvious rhyme here* but to see someone who IS up against someone who THINKS they are... masterful.

CHEWBACCA DEFENSE. There's a sound bite on the link. Ahahahaha!!

Sparrington? DONE. Further prompts? Location, any particular kink?

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... My favorites in the Whedonverse are Spike(duh!), Xander, Willow, Jayne & Wash. Pick & choose from there. Put snow in it because it is winter and I live in Minnesota. No seahorses (not that there is anything wrong with seahorse Spander.)

*hugs you*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Okay. *salutes*

I willcreate SOMETHING, dammit.

[lettered.livejournal.com]

Omg am I still in the top ten? Because I want Chewy/tkp.

He has such dreamy eyes and god . . . the hair.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Okay, so are we talking a Chewbacca masturbation drabble?

*gets out note pad*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OKAY, I didn't realize you wanted MARY SUE fic. Crap.

I just wrote you a masturbation Chewie/Yoda UST drabble

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OKAY, I didn't realize you wanted MARY SUE fic. Crap.

I just wrote you a masturbation Chewie/Yoda UST drabble <a href="http://stoney321.livejournal.com/132802.html"HERE.</a>

Do I need to write a second one with you both? Because I will.

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

I love you so much for invoking the Chewbacca Defense!

Okay! I give you zee best idea evah!

Summary: Will Ferrell eats cookies and milk.
Pairing: Cookie/Milk
Category: Food!porn

*draws heart in air*

*runs off again*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

DONE and DONE.

Also: *sighs dreamily over you*

[marlo.livejournal.com]

Welcome to fandom. There are wankers everywhere!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ahaha! Oh, yes, yes, I know, it's jut astounding the DEDICATION. One week.

WOW.

Also: HELLO!

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

Waaah, I always miss these. I will be sure to come along and give misspelled concrit, though. And I'll mention Chewbacca and Hitler.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

No! You aren't! I see your request below and I will do my best, Captain!

Anything with Connor is a go for me, and it's like... all the ones I'm getting! Except for the Chewie smut drabble. Except for that one.

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

oh wait, maybe you're not all full on prompts?

if you're not, something involving Wesley and Connor would rock my socks. Not a 'ship just -- crossing paths; either b/t s3&4 or post-Origin. Prompt = stray dog.

if you are full, ignore me. I can't count.

[lynnenne]

Come on. Even THE SIMPSONS mock Gallagher. It's practically a national pastime.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY.

And THANK YOU for being the only person to comment on the righteouness of mocking Gallagher. And no one got tumors... or created snuff films... or stomped kittens...

JESUS. Who, also, mocks Gallagher.

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

Do you watch Scrubs? If so... Xander/The Todd prompt: "Dude! How's your penis?"

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Okay, you are the BEST PROMPT GIVER EVER.

I am STILL thinking about Connor Seaver. I have it all mapped out in my head. One day...

YES. Xander/The Todd. YES. Gimmie a day or so, and it'll be DONE.

You rock, Dave.