First request/prompt FILLED.
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tkp Yes, Ru and Sue, I am TOTALLY cheating on you both. Her prompt: Chewbacca, masturbation drabble.
I AM SO TOTALLY PUTTING THIS BEHIND A CUT, ALTHOUGH IT IS ROMANTIC, PEOPLE.
Chewbacca watched as his lover and confidant climbed into the spacecraft and waved farewell with his walking stick. Yoda was small in stature, but in Chewie's heart, he was a giant. Speaking of giant, Chewbacca widened his stance allowing his cloaca to open, his fur-covered penis springing forth.
The breeze ruffled his fur, heightening his pleasure; his massive paw stroked his erection. As images of Yoda performing tai-chi, his voice whispering, "Love you, I do," coupled with the passion in his heart, it brought forth a pained wail as the contrailed evidence of his need stained the woodland floor.
And I welcome concrit. I'm hoping you feel I've captured their voices.
tkp Yes, Ru and Sue, I am TOTALLY cheating on you both. Her prompt: Chewbacca, masturbation drabble.I AM SO TOTALLY PUTTING THIS BEHIND A CUT, ALTHOUGH IT IS ROMANTIC, PEOPLE.
Chewbacca watched as his lover and confidant climbed into the spacecraft and waved farewell with his walking stick. Yoda was small in stature, but in Chewie's heart, he was a giant. Speaking of giant, Chewbacca widened his stance allowing his cloaca to open, his fur-covered penis springing forth.
The breeze ruffled his fur, heightening his pleasure; his massive paw stroked his erection. As images of Yoda performing tai-chi, his voice whispering, "Love you, I do," coupled with the passion in his heart, it brought forth a pained wail as the contrailed evidence of his need stained the woodland floor.
And I welcome concrit. I'm hoping you feel I've captured their voices.
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Date: 2006-02-02 11:25 am (UTC)Soul has broken in half, but...EEE! Gilbert!!! *shoves Josie Pye out of the way while he gives Anne her much deserved stadning ovation*
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Date: 2006-02-02 11:28 am (UTC)*trips Josie for good measure* Those Pyes.
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Date: 2006-02-02 11:30 am (UTC)Oh, and my version of my Xander/Connor prompt is up here. :D
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Date: 2006-02-02 11:33 am (UTC)*zoooooms*
(What - no concrit? :D )
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Date: 2006-02-02 12:35 pm (UTC)::am both shocked and admiring::
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Date: 2006-02-02 01:04 pm (UTC):D
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Date: 2006-02-02 12:39 pm (UTC)Your brokeness(sp?) Makes me smile. :) Goes to pimp the insanity.
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Date: 2006-02-02 01:04 pm (UTC)You made me laugh out loooooouuuud. Heee!
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Date: 2006-02-02 12:49 pm (UTC)...contrail of evidence of his need stained the woodland floor.
Contrail? Contrail?
There are just ... no words.
*flails*
xoxo
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Date: 2006-02-02 01:07 pm (UTC)Also: I am in the middle of a Jake Gyllenhaal/Vincent Kartheiser fic and am dedicating it to you. Hopefully this is a good thing. :D
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Date: 2006-02-02 12:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-02 01:07 pm (UTC)D:
Date: 2006-02-02 01:17 pm (UTC)aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
::horrified::
::in an amused way::
Have you seen this (http://huuuuuurrnnnnnnnnnnn.blogspot.com/)?
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Date: 2006-02-02 02:38 pm (UTC)(BWAH! That link is AWESOME!)
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Date: 2006-02-02 01:33 pm (UTC)Call me Fuzzball. DO IT. Why? Because I am. Laughing. It. Up.
Omg, so beautiful, and I demand a sequel.
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Date: 2006-02-02 02:39 pm (UTC)No. Because you are a scruffy looking NERF HERDER.
BWEEE!!! It's the contrails that got you, right?
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Date: 2006-02-02 01:37 pm (UTC)his fur-covered penis
First thing that popped into my mind? Yoda hacking up a furball. Assuming, of course, that the two lovers engage in fellatio. ;P
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Date: 2006-02-02 02:40 pm (UTC)Plus, he force choked Chewie a bunch to remind him about the courtesy tap.
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Date: 2006-02-02 01:39 pm (UTC)You saw the blatant Chewie/Yoda subtext in RotS, didn't you! The REAL romance of the film! Such tragedy!
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Date: 2006-02-02 02:41 pm (UTC)*clings*
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Date: 2006-02-02 01:44 pm (UTC)OMG, Stoney. You made me giggle while feeling horror at the same time. You're an evil genius.
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Date: 2006-02-02 02:41 pm (UTC)I AM GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
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Date: 2006-02-02 01:46 pm (UTC)EEEEEK!
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Date: 2006-02-02 02:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-02 01:52 pm (UTC)Chewie/Yoda! My new OTP! OMG it is so hawt!
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Date: 2006-02-02 02:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-02-02 01:56 pm (UTC)This was hillarious...I nearly wet myself. I was told to share this comment with you...
Did Chewie say *NaaaaaaaaaaaAAAaar* when he came.
;)
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Date: 2006-02-02 02:43 pm (UTC)Remember when they were on the ice planet Hoth and Han was out looking for Luke, and they shut the sheild doors and Chewie howls, then follows it with: rrrhaaahn rrhaann?
Like that.
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Date: 2006-02-02 02:35 pm (UTC)0_o
Yeah, that's about all I can say right now.
Wow.
Dude, you are soooo broken inside. I think I shall have to pimp this out to my friends. They may never forgive me...
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Date: 2006-02-02 02:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-02-02 02:47 pm (UTC)Contrails. It will never beat out "egress" but it's not too shabby.
(I know you have made a cuckold of me! Fie! Fie! Well, I've been gettin' it on the sly from
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Date: 2006-02-02 02:53 pm (UTC)Speaking of giant...
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Date: 2006-02-02 03:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-02 03:24 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-02-02 03:57 pm (UTC)perfect!
WTF is a cloaca? I thought that was something that only chickens had? I didn't know that it was inter-species???
I agree with *sp23's* furball mental image, and I raise them an anal razor-burn....
GUH!
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Date: 2006-02-02 06:19 pm (UTC)*And don't be knocking my cloaca. Which some fish have, as well. HE IS FROM OUTER SPACE, OKAY?*
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Date: 2006-02-02 04:16 pm (UTC)BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (but quietly becuase my roommate is sleeping. "Heather, what's so funny that you woke me up?" "Erm...a hilarious story about masturbating wookies..." ". . ." /scene)
evidence of his need stained the woodland floor
*snarffle* too funny! And now there's this mental picture that won't. get. out!
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Date: 2006-02-02 06:18 pm (UTC)BEAT THAT, WORLD!
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Date: 2006-02-02 04:35 pm (UTC)and a poor pained Wookie wail. *sniff*
Fine, fine work Stoney.
:snerrrrrk:
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Date: 2006-02-02 06:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-02 05:09 pm (UTC)*shudder*
the cloaca makes sense, even though he's a mammal. i mean, wookiees don't wear pants, so they gotta keep it tucked up somewhere.
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Date: 2006-02-02 05:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-02-02 06:21 pm (UTC)"Cloaca" in particular, and I do believe "contrail" will never recover.
There is simething so very wrong with you.
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Date: 2006-02-02 06:24 pm (UTC)I PUT IT BEHIND A CUT!!
The thing about wookies masturbting: the fur muffles the steady *thwokthwokthwokthwokthwok*, so it helps on long, interstellar flights when the need strikes.
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Date: 2006-02-02 06:42 pm (UTC)I don't know if it's your work, or the bottom of the bottle I'm reading this through, but I've never been so moved.
*bites lip*
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Date: 2006-02-02 06:56 pm (UTC)Breathe it in. Taste the rainbow. For it is the smell of love.
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Date: 2006-02-05 03:34 am (UTC)F'ing beautiful man! *thumps heart*
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Date: 2006-02-05 07:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-12 03:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-12 03:04 pm (UTC)Hee! Thanks for coming by and laughing.