Good Good Good Morning!!!

[stoney321]

Fabulous day, sunshiny, excellent brew, smoothie to follow, and I have NEW SHOES for RUNNING and they are springy and don't squish my pinky toe and my ankle won't roll because they are not CRAPPY NIKE or ADDIDAS. Which suck. Because they don't REALLY make them for women's feet. They are smaller versions of MEN'S shoes. Harrumph. New sports bra, new running pants, new cute top and I'll feel fine, fine on the road. (Oh - I loathe Victoria's Secret, more on that in a minute, but I had a gift certificate I needed to use and they have SPORTS BRAS! With actual support! And hooks! And reasonably priced! I'll let you know how it turns out.)

WHY I HATE VS: I got one of the managers to admit to me that they fiddle with the sizing so smaller breasted women get to say they wear a larger size. !!!! THAT, my well-breasted friends, is why you can walk into a Dillards and pick the size you KNOW you are, but somehow when you go to VS, they don't FIT. At all. Normally I'm a 34D or DD, depending, in VS, they want me to be a 36DD or 38D. WHAT?!?!? And they are crappy bras, anyway, but I need to quit this discussion or my good mood will evaporate.

Speaking of good fic, (shhh. we always are) if anyone is looking for a short ficlet (about 130 words?) in the Sparrington fandom, this was WONDERFUL. And for those that enjoy the funny (and that better be most of you, because COME ON! [/Gob Bluth]

WE NOW HAVE A JIM CARREY IN a_list_celebs!!

Check out his journal here: scarycarrey and laugh, because you WILL. Also, we have now: JK ROWLING! Oh, and she KNOWS the fandom and mocks it accordingly. Funny, funny. "BLAISE IS BLACK!" Here's her journal: richerthanqueen. (Ladycat: we also have a Denis Leary! rescueme_bitch)

Finally, chantal87 pegged me for a meme, which I will put under a cut, even though you KNOW you're gonna read it. What 7 songs am I listening to the most? (Essentially.)


1. Sufjan Stevens - Chicago (this whole album STILL makes me happy)
2. Starsailor - Wandering Soul (I had two lines from this pretty pretty song as my LJ title before the whole stupid thing last week: My wandering soul found solace at last/ I wondered if so, how long it would last.)
3. Beastie Boys - Professor Booty (hee! "Professor? What's another name for pirate treasure? Oh, I think it's booty! Booty. B-booty. Booty. That's what it is.")
4. Beastie Boys - Shadrach (Meshach, Abednigo. "We're three MCs and we're on the go....")
5. Gladys Knight and the Pips - Neither One of Us Wants to be the First to Say Goodbye (Oh, honey can I belt this song out. And I do. I want to come back as a Pip in my next life.)
6. Gladys Knight and the Pips - It Should Have Been Me (DAMN this song still makes me ache. "Oh, I can't stand it....")
7. Prince- Black Sweat I LOVE MUTHAFUCKIN' PRINCE!! Even though he is a Jehovah's Witness now and won't cuss or talk dirty about women he can STILL groove. Toddle over to VH1 and check out the video to this. "Workin'! Workin' up a black sweat-ah I'm workin'!) I LOVE HIM SO MUUUUUUUUUUUCH. O{+> UH! HOOOOOOOOO!

Have wonderful mornings!! Be good to yourself! Do butt crunches in your office chair! Take the long way to the coffee pot! Walk to lunch! Listen to some good groovin' happy music and SMILE already! I'm working on my next fic prompt from dlgood which was Xander/The Todd from "Scrubs." That makes me so damn happy, I can barely SIT STILL. *cough* And there are a few fics before this entry if you're hankerin' for something to read. I'm just saying. COME ON! [/Gob] I need to try and write some AD fic...

Comments

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

Your icon scares the crap out of me. Just sayin'.

Also: OMG DENNIS LEARY!!!

And I knew that victoria secrets were liars! LIARS!! I am a 36D, sometimes 38D, depending on the cut but I still can't fit into theirs. It used to depress the hell out of me because I had surgery! They were smaller! I was smaller! And yet, the correct size still didn't fit and now I know it's because it wasn't the correct size and they LIE.

I hates them.

In happier news, I saw a protest outside one of their stores saying that VS kills animals :)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

AND NOW YOU KNOW WHY YOU HATE THEM!! They are LIARS. Filthy, crap-bra making LIARS. Cheap bras that are EXPENSIVE. Bah. but! Sports bra! Am wearing now, and feeling the lift and separate. I'll let you know how it holds up to 4 miles.

DENIS. And he is JUST. LIKE. HIM. (go check out his userpics!!)

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

*honks your boob*

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

*stares at your happily*

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Too loud boob honkage!

[chantal87.livejournal.com]

WEE!! We both have Prince and The Beastie Boys on our lists.

I have so much love for Prince. I still think Purple Rain was the best movie soundtrack ever made. Coming in 2nd is Saturday Night Fever. You know I still have to get my Disco groove on.

I gotta say I have much love for your icon.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

It's because Prince and the B Boys are AWESOME, Michelle, and we are awesome, too. His new album is going to be GREAT. Very Old School sounding, but with some good new stuff he's working on. UH. Black Sweat is STUCK in my head. This is good.

(The icon is snaggable - the credit is in comments on my userpic page?)

[chantal87.livejournal.com]

We are pretty damn awesome. I will have to agree.

I will definitely pick up his new CD. Prince is so pretty.
At least you have Black Sweat stuck in your head and not My Humps.
I need a brain bleaching.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I have so much love for that icon *hides it from Andrea*

Ha! I got the original boob convo. I am the original gansta. Dude. My shoulder hurts. Possibly because Caza awoke me by humping me. How did that hurt my shoulder? It did not. I just couldn't let an opportunity to announce that it was *HUMP DAY*

Starsailor!!!

I'm about to post something sad - but I'm okay. :)

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

I'm about to post something sad - but I'm okay

Nooo *gives you hugs and snuggles in advance*

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

It's up. I'm good. :)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

STARSAILOR. I need to upload the songs for people, huh?

*is incredibly lazy*

I am JUST back from my test drive - verdict: the VS sports bra lives up to the hype. Even jumped up and down in place to try and REALLY PROVE the low bounce.

OFF TO SEE, OMG.

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

I'm working on my next fic prompt from dlgood which was Xander/The Todd from "Scrubs."

O.M.G. I cannot wait for this one!! He's one of my favorite characters. Afterall, he appreciates hot, regardless of gender. Yeah!

Todd Five!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

TODD. I love that character SO MUCH.

Also: STEVE HOLT! \0/

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

There can never be enough Todd love:

[a strange smell appears during surgery]
Dr. Wen: I don't know where that smell came from.
Todd: Uh, sir?
Dr. Wen: What is it, do you see something?
Todd: Sir, I farted. That smell was from the fart that I made.
Chris Turk: Dude.
Dr. Wen: Get the Hell out of my O.R.!

[the Todd has farted earlier in the O.R]
Todd: Dr. Wen threatened to sew my butt cheeks together.
Chris Turk: And yet you continue to eat chili.
Todd: Dude I'm takin' the cheese off.

Todd: [Todd is playing Pacman] Oh, Miss Pacman, I would sex that bow right off your head. Eat those dots you naughty, naughty girl.

Todd: [to J.D., about Elliot] So, what are her breasts like?
Elliot: Todd, I'm right here.
Todd: Oh, sorry... So, what are your breast like?

Todd: Ladies, now that the Todd is a resident here he wants to make things clear so you don't have to wonder any more.
[points at each of the women]
Todd: Yes, yes, no, yes, no, and... yes, if I've been drinkin'.
Nurse Roberts: Come here, wonder bread.
Todd: What's up, doll?
Nurse Roberts: If you come this close again I will end you.
Todd: I'm changing you to a yes because you're feisty.

*cough*sorry for spamming*cough* Spreading the Todd/Scrubs love.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Pffft, like anything you do here is SPAM. And I JUST WATCHED the ep with the "Yes, yes, no, yes..." bit in it. BWAH!!

THE TODD. Oh, dammit I love Scrubs.

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I was meaning to comment, but I'm utterly mezmerized by that rockin' icon.

::watches it some more:;

Uh..................hi? Go boobies?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yay boobies! Especially when they are BOUND AND FETTERED. Hi, my Susi!

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Hi Stoney!

Xander is bi.

That is all.

<3

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

Hahahaha!! The current thing I'm writing should shove him waaaaaaaay back in the closet. (Do you watch - or did you ever watch - Scrubs? Heh.)

Hello, Jess!! *squish*

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

*snoooogles you*

I've watched Scrubs a couple of times, but have no idea what the characters are named.

Poor Xander, back in the closet! Then again, he seems to perform well in them...

[demonqueen666.livejournal.com]

Your icon is freaking me out. O_oo



Also, speaking as someone who is still an A-cup, I'm kind of tempted to give VS a hug right now, even though I've never shopped there.

*switches icon for you*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Then you should shop there! I bet you find that you are a B at VS. They do make bras that are PERFECT and v v sexy for girls that aren't really busty.

[anelith.livejournal.com]

I adore your icon! Could watch it endlessly...

It's bright and sunny here too! Much colder, though. Don't mind it, we don't have snow on the ground, yay! Which means no boots and snowpants in the boys' backpacks making their backs hurt. Which means happier kids. Which means happier me.

I followed your rec and watched that Prince video -- I'm scoping out ideas for Ron's birthday well in advance (May). He's looking for some new music. Thanks for the great idea, because I think he's going to love this!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, I have an email coming to you about music and such (and did the package get there yet? Hmmm.)

SUNNY! (I shouldn't tell you that it's almost 70 degrees and blue skies, huh?)

[anelith.livejournal.com]

I would love to read anything from you about music! Ha, we must be psychically linked, because this morning I was listening to Dovil's Birthday mix in the car. That's one of Ron's favorites too.

Nope, no package yet! Still enjoying the anticipation.

I just froze outside waiting on the bus. But you can't make me too envious, not when I have sunshine!

[fish-23.livejournal.com]

Victorias Secret I wasn't very impressed with, it didn't look like very good quality - but damn I bought a couple of lipsticks from there and they were great. Yes, I go into a lingere shop and buy lipstick, what?

Denis Leary rocks! That is all.

Plus I am behind on my reading and I know that there are stories of yours that I need to get my grubby hands on - I will do this tonight!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HI HI!! Yeah. VS is expensive and not very good at holding your tits in. Very much made to be taken off quickly, if you catch my drift. If not, I'm talking about SEX.

(I sent you a small package today - should get to you in.... two? three weeks? Keep an eye out.)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I'll asscone YOU.

I DID get Saucony's, HELLO. It's that or New Balance, but I want a lower ankle, so? Saucony. My feet were HAPPY today.

[bdbdb.livejournal.com]

I looked at your icon and was mesmerised. Then it was hours later. LOL!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HA!!! It's gankable - the person who made it is credited in comments on my userpics page, if you need to take it home with you.

[bdbdb.livejournal.com]

If I take it home with me I will never work again! LOL

I just went through yoiur icons BTW, and I laughed so hard at quite a few of them that people were coming over to my desk to ask if I was okay! :)

[crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com]

Gladys Knight and the Beatie Boys? Interesting list there. And that's why you're so cool.

Bras!!!! I hate them. I've never worn VS, ever because they never fit. This comes from a fairly small breated woman here. I don't want to be pinched, squished, lifted, separated, packed in, etc. I just want comfort. My poor boobs. Of course now I'm not so small, but in a year or so, back to size. 36A is so hard to find.

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

Good for you. If you are going to be experiencing turbulence, it's important to have your tray tables locked and stowed in the upright position.

And yeah, Todd Five! When he gets psychoanalized by Heather Graham and becomes sensitive, that was awesome too... The Todd is excellent.

[mskakaako.livejournal.com]

I've been absent and I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!!

Dude, I haven't listened to Starsailor since "Love is Here". I am behind the times. Beastie Boys! Heh, Mr. Kako and I were just joking the other day that we should name our baby Shadrach Meshach Abegnigo. Heh.

Has your Paste mag come in yet? I think you'll be smitten.

Oh, I hate all my new bras. I bought two at La Senza, which I believe to be an even cheaper knock off of VS and they suck. They make my bigger, veiny boobs itchy.

[eggblue.livejournal.com]

Your icon is eeeeevil. I love it :D

[paynbow.livejournal.com]

OMG, Jacob started doing that with their bras also! I have a bra sitting in my drawer that is a 36C. I went to Jacob, tried on a 36C and...damn. Spillage. So I tried a 36D, and, well, still didn't fit. Know what, small-breasted people? Wearing a B you don't deserve isn't gonna make the boobies any bigger. And I hate walking out of a bra store 3 sizes bigger than I really am becuase of someone else's need to believe they have big gems. My boobs are a C, goddamnit. I would like to continue to shop for that size. I do not wish to be upgraded. I liked being a C. My boobs aren't big enough for me to have to wear a D. And yet...