Yeah, it's spam. What are you gonna do about it?

[stoney321]

He sent me flowers. A big, huge, gorgeous vase of flowers. And not just any, but my favorite. Star-gazer lillies. Filled. White snapdragons for height. Yeah, this makes no sense, and I don't care because HE KNOWS. Love them. They are beautiful. And I'm half-way through the champagne you left me. The passion fruit juice? Totally better than peaches. Mmmm.

Honey, I miss you when you travel. I fucking hate it most times, but I still love you.

My son, upon seeing the flowers: WHOA. Who sent you that cool vase? Friggin' boys. My whole house smells GORGEOUS and I have on a mud mask right now and my hair in a towel, haha! Oh, and I'm slightly drunk. *beams at you all*

ETA: And whoever did THIS is absolutely lovely. Thank you both.

Comments

[poshcat.livejournal.com]

If you were really slightly drunk, you'd post pictures of you with the mud mask and towel on. No, really. ::beams back::

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ahaha! See, now, I'm just far gone enough that I can't work the camera without cracking up.

(And come on - i'd be all crackly at this point. I'm freshly waxed scrubbed and tucked into my silk jammies.)

[poshcat.livejournal.com]

I figured as much, but there's always next time...

[floweringjudas.livejournal.com]

*posting a comment in hope of drunk!girl spelling errors with which to blackmail later*

heart heart heart! Happy Valentine's Day!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

hahaha!! but i squint and re-read three times to get it right.

(see?? unusual floral arrangements will ALWAYS win a girl over, yes? And you with the non-traditional roses! you know....)

HEART YOU. Both of you. Especially the twain - 'tis lovely.

[bitchygrrl.livejournal.com]

Mr. S is the man. Happy V-day. *send comics to perform for you* Oh and they have pie.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Well... he redeemed himself. BARELY.

Mmmmm, pie.

[beadbeauty.livejournal.com]

YAY!

I can smell them all the way over here. Congrats.

*clink*
Cheers sis.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

you can smell ME? or the flowers? Mmmm. TIFF: passion fruit and champagne are GOOD. (flowers! THey're real purdy, too)

[crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com]

Mr. Stoney is wonderful. You'll whip that boy into shape before the girls start coming around. I know you will.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'll whip him. *keeeeerack!*

(If I can get the boy to bathe unprompted, I think there's a chance for him, too. Heh.)

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Yay for Mr. Stoney coming through with the gorgeous sounding flowers!!! *smishes you*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Here's what they look like. (Spread your hand as wide as you can - that's how big they are!) I have a four foot by four foot swath in my front flower bed of these and white lillies, too. They come up around Mother's Day. *beams*

Did you see if your flowers were gerber daisies? Those are my older sister's most favorite flowers. Sooooo cheery.

[fish-23.livejournal.com]

Yay for flowers, that's lovely! And champagne even more so, hmmmmm! Happy Valentines Day matey! Or whatever day it is today.

I am behind on reading but it WILL happen.

Also send me email of your address!! I'm carrying this stuff to and fro from work and am developing alarming biceps.