More Phun With Phandom! A Multi-fandom MAD-LIBS!

[stoney321]

You know what? Don't even act like you don't wanna play. It's not like there's anything ELSE to do around here lately. :D SO! *claps hands together with glee* Here's the drill: jot down on a piece of paper 1 thru 30. Put your answers there, then - no peeking! you'll take away all the fun, ya big cheater! - cut and paste what's under the cut into a comment HERE and put YOUR answers in the numbered blanks. In your subject line, put your answer for #1 so we all know which fandom this is based on. Then? SPREAD THE WORD. What will make this funnier is how it fits in ANY FANDOM. *cough* which proves my point that all of the problems in one fandom are not exclusive, and we can all get back to writing, ahem. Let's get as many fandoms involved as possible. WHEEEEEE! (and if you don't know your parts of speech, well, that will only make it more fun to read, so don't sweat it.

1. your fandom
2. whole number
3. type of sex (male or female)
4. transitive verb
5. verb
6. verb opposite in def. from 5
7. action verb
8. opposite action
9. violent action
10. animal part (physical feature)
11. fave fandom character
12. dominant trait of 11
13. feminine character trait, unsavory
14. second fave fandom character
15. action verb
16. viscous fluid
17. number
18. genitalia
19. something you find in a forest
20. power tool
21. action verb + noun
22. reaction to woe
23. action verb
24. action verb
25. action verb
26. hair color of #14
27. horribly misspelled word
28. second horribly misspelled word
29. part of punctuation
30. least favorite fandom



And Now For Something Completely Different, A Tale of Fandom How Tos

Once upon a time in _1_ there were _2_ _3_ that _4_ one another. But, as we all know _5_ can quickly become _6_. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as _7_/_8_. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always _9_ the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some _10_ on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.

Now, _11_ is _12_. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, _11_ likes to _13_. And then _14_ will _15_ them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. _16_ is optional.

Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of _17_ of different terms for _18_. An example to draw from: _19_, _20_ or _21_. And what do they do? They _22_, _23_, _24_ and oh yes, _25_. This will only make the _26_ one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.

Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across _27_ or _28_ in a story. And also, _29_ are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!

And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in _30_ and be a success!

AND NO READING COMMENTS UNTIL YOU'VE DONE THIS YOURSELF!! Spontenaity is the spice of life!

Comments

[poshcat.livejournal.com]

You are my hero. ::runs, nay, gallops to get a pencil::

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

WHEEEE! Don't forget to put #1 in your subject header! (and feel free to start a new thread - I hope this spreads!)

[violethamster.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHA. I freakin' love you.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

WHY AREN'T YOU PLAYING?!?! *pines* Trish! *hugs you tight*

Buffyverse

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time in Buffyverse there were 4 females that bit one another. But, as we all know, jumping can quickly become sitting. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as running/sauntering. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always throttle the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some antennae on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.

Now, Xander is funny. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Xander likes to brush his hair 100 times every night. And then Angel will slap them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Petroleum jelly is optional.

Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 17 different terms for foreskin. An example to draw from: squirrels, belt sanders or kicking ass. And what do they do? They "Oh noes!", toss, climb and oh yes, shimmy. This will only make the brunet one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.

Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across kum or nawshush in a story. And also, parentheses are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!

And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in anime/manga and be a success!

Re: Buffyverse

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Could have been funnier, although I enjoyed "antennae" and "belt sander."

Re: Buffyverse

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! I approve of antennae. WHERE IS MY ANTENNAE FEMMESLASH?!?!

And belt-sander is truly inspired. Bwah ha ha!! (nawshush.)

I *facepalmed*, I came, I saw, I conquered. I madlibbed.

[yin-again.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time in SGA there were 17 blowjobs that loved one another. But, as we all know death can quickly become resurrection. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as flying/falling. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always decapitate the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some snouts on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.

Now, Rodney is arrogant. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Rodney likes to (be) bitchy. And then John will lick them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Motor oil is optional.

Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 82 different terms for cock. An example to draw from: moss, drill or eating lunch. And what do they do? They *facepalm*, came, saw and oh yes, conquered. This will only make the black one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.

Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across prostrate or clitorus in a story. And also, semi-colons are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!

And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in Harry Potter and be a success!

Re: Buffyverse

[yin-again.livejournal.com]

"antennae"! I had snouts!

Re: Buffyverse

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Snouts!!

SGA!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Decapitation is SOOOOOO equal to love.

MOTOR OIL. And the thing is... I've seen that used in a fic. Ouuuuuuuuuuch.

Re: SGA!

[yin-again.livejournal.com]

If you love someone, decapitate them! That needs to be a tee shirt.

I am deeply grossed out by the motor oil. Was the fic set in a garage? An auto-parts store? A recycling center?

Re: Buffyverse

[yin-again.livejournal.com]

snouts=love

[pernickety.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time in the Mighty Boosh there were 7 fox bummers that scatted (Scat singing! I was thinking of scat singing! It's an ancient art! zomg.) one another. But, as we all know buff can quickly become squirt. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as die/revive. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always prod the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some legs of a ram on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.

Now, Howard is intellectual. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Howard likes to wax. And then Vince will jump them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Summer soup is optional.

Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 14 of different terms for boobs. An example to draw from: pine cone, sander or jump plank. And what do they do? They sniffle, dart, scoot and oh yes, dance. This will only make the 'your basic backcomb structure, slightly root-boosted frame and a cheeky fringe' one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.

Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across shaimin or elctor in a story. And also, colon are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!

And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in Sailormoon and be a success!

... who thought that thinking of words is such hard work. I need to have a lie down now, I'm exhausted! Also: I giggled like mad when buff and squirt worked out so nicely. Mad lips are endless amounts of fun. :)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yeah... I think someone was a mechanic. As I'm sure you can understand, I've blocked most of it. This was... in late 2004?

There was another one where - har, har - there was an A to Z Spander/lube fic. Peanut Butter. I mean, I get it if it's a parody, BOY do I get it, but people were HOT over it. WOW. (which makes me think they've not had even a little sex because PEANUT BUTTER? Shampoo? Motor oil? Does. Not. Compute.)

MIGHTY BOOSH!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

SUMMER SOUP? Bwahaahahaha.

(Dude, sailor moon fandom has some WANK, yo!! Hee hee!!! I like the imagery of dancing boobs, too. Sniffle!!)

Re: MIGHTY BOOSH!

[pernickety.livejournal.com]

Sniffling breasts are a sad and scary thing and now that I've given myself the mental image, my life will never be the same again. drat. Speaking of Boosh, people have been uploading episodes to youtube in case you want to give it another go. :)

All that I see when looking at Sailormoon are swooshing things, flashing and big eyeballs. There's wank? I can't even.

[poshcat.livejournal.com]

Aw, I'm not number one! Dumb children who needed help getting ready for school.

But anyway! Here it is! I'm not sure how much sense it makes, but it was sure fun to do. :0P

Once upon a time in Buffydom there were eight girls that punished one another. But, as we all know tickles can quickly become smacks. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as leaping/collapsing. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always chainsaw the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some whiskers on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.

Now, Spike is a sexy grinner. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Spike likes to talk on his cell phone during a movie. And then Willow will prance them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Gravy is optional.

Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 211 of different terms for "nubbin". An example to draw from: tree gnomes, jig saws, or jiggly jello. And what do they do? They sob, stabbity, smooch and oh yes, knit. This will only make the red-haired one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.

Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across "pennis" or "fillashio" in a story. And also, new paragraphs are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!

And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in Sailor Moon and be a success!

Buffyverse-The most informative writing advice ever.

[tinpanalley.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time in Buffyverse there were four females that deliver one another. But, as we all know running can quickly become walking. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as composing/disturbing. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always stab the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some wings on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.

Now, Dawn is vulnerable. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Dawn likes to bitch. And then Spike will guide them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Maple syrup is optional.

Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 14 of different terms for the family jewels. An example to draw from: tree bark, circular saws or smelling flowers. And what do they do? They Waa!, create, win and oh yes, rotate. This will only make the bleached blond one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.

Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across imageenashun or exstacie in a story. And also, !’s are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!

And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in Harry Potter and be a success!

Re: Buffyverse

[poshcat.livejournal.com]

I think most slashers find petroleum jelly should *not* be optional. Hee!

::puts on my antennae and goes to it::

Buffyverse

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

GRAVY IS OPTIONAL!!!

And "nubbin" is one of my favorite words. It's amazing how well "tree gnomes" could work there.

(oh god there is someone I avoid like the plague because of their refulsal to put SPACES between paragraphs! It's like one massive block of letters!!)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

WINGS. (And smelling flowers is not unlikely... I may have come cross that in my bad!fic searches.)

I'm so glad you played! Hahahahah!

[poshcat.livejournal.com]

Bwah! I used Sailor Moon as my most hated fandom too! Although the con orgies sound fun...especially the ones that involve summer soup OMG. :0)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, the WANK! Cosplay wank of the highest order!

yay for youtube - I'll go bookmark the links ASAP. (Also: *pokes you to vote in another spot*)

Re: Buffyverse

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I never realized before the inherent funny in "antennae" but now I laugh whenever I see it...*buys Vaseline in bulk*