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stoney321You know what? Don't even act like you don't wanna play. It's not like there's anything ELSE to do around here lately. :D SO! *claps hands together with glee* Here's the drill: jot down on a piece of paper 1 thru 30. Put your answers there, then - no peeking! you'll take away all the fun, ya big cheater! - cut and paste what's under the cut into a comment HERE and put YOUR answers in the numbered blanks. In your subject line, put your answer for #1 so we all know which fandom this is based on. Then? SPREAD THE WORD. What will make this funnier is how it fits in ANY FANDOM. *cough* which proves my point that all of the problems in one fandom are not exclusive, and we can all get back to writing, ahem. Let's get as many fandoms involved as possible. WHEEEEEE! (and if you don't know your parts of speech, well, that will only make it more fun to read, so don't sweat it.
1. your fandom
2. whole number
3. type of sex (male or female)
4. transitive verb
5. verb
6. verb opposite in def. from 5
7. action verb
8. opposite action
9. violent action
10. animal part (physical feature)
11. fave fandom character
12. dominant trait of 11
13. feminine character trait, unsavory
14. second fave fandom character
15. action verb
16. viscous fluid
17. number
18. genitalia
19. something you find in a forest
20. power tool
21. action verb + noun
22. reaction to woe
23. action verb
24. action verb
25. action verb
26. hair color of #14
27. horribly misspelled word
28. second horribly misspelled word
29. part of punctuation
30. least favorite fandom
And Now For Something Completely Different, A Tale of Fandom How Tos
Once upon a time in _1_ there were _2_ _3_ that _4_ one another. But, as we all know _5_ can quickly become _6_. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as _7_/_8_. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always _9_ the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some _10_ on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.
Now, _11_ is _12_. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, _11_ likes to _13_. And then _14_ will _15_ them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. _16_ is optional.
Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of _17_ of different terms for _18_. An example to draw from: _19_, _20_ or _21_. And what do they do? They _22_, _23_, _24_ and oh yes, _25_. This will only make the _26_ one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.
Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across _27_ or _28_ in a story. And also, _29_ are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!
And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in _30_ and be a success!
AND NO READING COMMENTS UNTIL YOU'VE DONE THIS YOURSELF!! Spontenaity is the spice of life!
1. your fandom
2. whole number
3. type of sex (male or female)
4. transitive verb
5. verb
6. verb opposite in def. from 5
7. action verb
8. opposite action
9. violent action
10. animal part (physical feature)
11. fave fandom character
12. dominant trait of 11
13. feminine character trait, unsavory
14. second fave fandom character
15. action verb
16. viscous fluid
17. number
18. genitalia
19. something you find in a forest
20. power tool
21. action verb + noun
22. reaction to woe
23. action verb
24. action verb
25. action verb
26. hair color of #14
27. horribly misspelled word
28. second horribly misspelled word
29. part of punctuation
30. least favorite fandom
And Now For Something Completely Different, A Tale of Fandom How Tos
Once upon a time in _1_ there were _2_ _3_ that _4_ one another. But, as we all know _5_ can quickly become _6_. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as _7_/_8_. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always _9_ the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some _10_ on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.
Now, _11_ is _12_. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, _11_ likes to _13_. And then _14_ will _15_ them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. _16_ is optional.
Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of _17_ of different terms for _18_. An example to draw from: _19_, _20_ or _21_. And what do they do? They _22_, _23_, _24_ and oh yes, _25_. This will only make the _26_ one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.
Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across _27_ or _28_ in a story. And also, _29_ are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!
And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in _30_ and be a success!
AND NO READING COMMENTS UNTIL YOU'VE DONE THIS YOURSELF!! Spontenaity is the spice of life!
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Date: 2006-03-22 06:38 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-03-22 07:03 am (UTC)Buffyverse
Date: 2006-03-22 07:03 am (UTC)Now, Xander is funny. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Xander likes to brush his hair 100 times every night. And then Angel will slap them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Petroleum jelly is optional.
Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 17 different terms for foreskin. An example to draw from: squirrels, belt sanders or kicking ass. And what do they do? They "Oh noes!", toss, climb and oh yes, shimmy. This will only make the brunet one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.
Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across kum or nawshush in a story. And also, parentheses are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!
And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in anime/manga and be a success!
Re: Buffyverse
Date: 2006-03-22 07:05 am (UTC)Re: Buffyverse
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Date: 2006-03-22 07:24 am (UTC)Re: Buffyverse
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From:I *facepalmed*, I came, I saw, I conquered. I madlibbed.
Date: 2006-03-22 07:23 am (UTC)Now, Rodney is arrogant. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Rodney likes to (be) bitchy. And then John will lick them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Motor oil is optional.
Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 82 different terms for cock. An example to draw from: moss, drill or eating lunch. And what do they do? They *facepalm*, came, saw and oh yes, conquered. This will only make the black one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.
Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across prostrate or clitorus in a story. And also, semi-colons are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!
And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in Harry Potter and be a success!
SGA!
Date: 2006-03-22 07:37 am (UTC)MOTOR OIL. And the thing is... I've seen that used in a fic. Ouuuuuuuuuuch.
Re: SGA!
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Date: 2006-03-22 07:58 am (UTC)Once upon a time in the Mighty Boosh there were 7 fox bummers that scatted (Scat singing! I was thinking of scat singing! It's an ancient art! zomg.) one another. But, as we all know buff can quickly become squirt. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as die/revive. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always prod the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some legs of a ram on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.
Now, Howard is intellectual. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Howard likes to wax. And then Vince will jump them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Summer soup is optional.
Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 14 of different terms for boobs. An example to draw from: pine cone, sander or jump plank. And what do they do? They sniffle, dart, scoot and oh yes, dance. This will only make the 'your basic backcomb structure, slightly root-boosted frame and a cheeky fringe' one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.
Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across shaimin or elctor in a story. And also, colon are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!
And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in Sailormoon and be a success!
... who thought that thinking of words is such hard work. I need to have a lie down now, I'm exhausted! Also: I giggled like mad when buff and squirt worked out so nicely. Mad lips are endless amounts of fun. :)
MIGHTY BOOSH!
Date: 2006-03-22 08:02 am (UTC)(Dude, sailor moon fandom has some WANK, yo!! Hee hee!!! I like the imagery of dancing boobs, too. Sniffle!!)
Re: MIGHTY BOOSH!
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Date: 2006-03-22 08:16 am (UTC)But anyway! Here it is! I'm not sure how much sense it makes, but it was sure fun to do. :0P
Once upon a time in Buffydom there were eight girls that punished one another. But, as we all know tickles can quickly become smacks. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as leaping/collapsing. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always chainsaw the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some whiskers on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.
Now, Spike is a sexy grinner. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Spike likes to talk on his cell phone during a movie. And then Willow will prance them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Gravy is optional.
Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 211 of different terms for "nubbin". An example to draw from: tree gnomes, jig saws, or jiggly jello. And what do they do? They sob, stabbity, smooch and oh yes, knit. This will only make the red-haired one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.
Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across "pennis" or "fillashio" in a story. And also, new paragraphs are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!
And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in Sailor Moon and be a success!
Buffyverse
Date: 2006-03-22 08:21 am (UTC)And "nubbin" is one of my favorite words. It's amazing how well "tree gnomes" could work there.
(oh god there is someone I avoid like the plague because of their refulsal to put SPACES between paragraphs! It's like one massive block of letters!!)
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From:Buffyverse-The most informative writing advice ever.
Date: 2006-03-22 08:17 am (UTC)Once upon a time in Buffyverse there were four females that deliver one another. But, as we all know running can quickly become walking. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as composing/disturbing. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always stab the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some wings on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.
Now, Dawn is vulnerable. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Dawn likes to bitch. And then Spike will guide them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Maple syrup is optional.
Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 14 of different terms for the family jewels. An example to draw from: tree bark, circular saws or smelling flowers. And what do they do? They Waa!, create, win and oh yes, rotate. This will only make the bleached blond one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.
Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across imageenashun or exstacie in a story. And also, !’s are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!
And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in Harry Potter and be a success!
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Date: 2006-03-22 08:23 am (UTC)I'm so glad you played! Hahahahah!
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From:CSI - All Versions
Date: 2006-03-22 08:39 am (UTC)Once upon a time in CSI there were 13 fistings that hugged one another. But, as we all know love can quickly become hate. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as running/walking. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always spank the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some tail on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.
Now, Danny is unlucky. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Danny likes to weep uncontrollably. And then Nick will lick them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Chocolate pudding is optional.
Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 11 of different terms for balls. An example to draw from: weeds, chainsaw or fucking Speed. And what do they do? They faint, write, drive and oh yes, fly. This will only make the brown one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.
Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across excprte or wirthring in a story. And also, question marks are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!
And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in LotR and be a success!
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Date: 2006-03-22 08:50 am (UTC)I'm so glad you came over! Feel free to drag anyone and everyone over here to get a nice, wide pan-fandom response.
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Date: 2006-03-22 09:16 am (UTC)SNOUT!! THREE OF YOU. Snout. There's obviously a secret society that needs forming.
Treacle? You'd never get them apart.
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From:Angel, the Series
Date: 2006-03-22 09:09 am (UTC)Once upon a time in Angel there were 3 males that purported one another. But, as we all know leaving can quickly become staying. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as locked/unlocked. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always explode the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some snout on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.
Now, Angel is broody. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Angel likes to bitch. And then Gunn will shoot them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Snot is optional.
Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 83.5 different terms for quim. An example to draw from: moss, orbital sander or mountain. And what do they do? They weep, tremble, destroy and oh yes, fart. This will only make the bald one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.
Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across aposcalispe or recumbernant in a story. And also, commas are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!
And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in Smallville and be a success!
Re: Angel, the Series
Date: 2006-03-22 09:14 am (UTC)(no subject)
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From:ATS/BTVS
Date: 2006-03-22 09:56 am (UTC)Now, Angel is freakishly controlling. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Angel likes to smell like fish. And then Buffy will assault them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. That pink lava stuff from Ghostbusters II is optional.
Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 69 of different terms for balls. An example to draw from: mushrooms, radial saws, or castrating pretty boys. And what do they do? They decide to avenge, regale, overwhelm and oh yes, grab. This will only make the blonde one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.
Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across fillatio or calapidgeous in a story. And also, colons are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!
And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in I don't know and be a success!
Re: ATS/BTVS
Date: 2006-03-22 10:08 am (UTC)Re: ATS/BTVS
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From:Buffyverse
Date: 2006-03-22 11:23 am (UTC)Now,Xander is reliable. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Xander likes to be petty. And then Spike will jump them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Honey is optional.
Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 20 of different terms for cock. An example to draw from:ferns, or electric screwdrivers, or waving a fan. And what do they do? They be stoic, stroke, spin and oh yes,throttle. This will only make the blond one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.
Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across cuase or definatly in a story. And also, commas are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!
And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in HP and be a success!
Buffyverse
Date: 2006-03-22 11:49 am (UTC)Now, Xander is eyes. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Xander likes to weepy. And then Spike will run them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Blood is optional.
Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 15 of different terms for penis. An example to draw from: moss, drill or kicking feet. And what do they do? They sob, wipe, cry, and oh yes, sniff. This will only make the white one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.
Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across dispare or Angle in a story. And also, dashes are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!
And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in due South and be a success!
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STONEY! You are evil and MUST be destroyed, chicky. I swear. LMFAO!!!
Re: Buffyverse
Date: 2006-03-24 08:51 am (UTC)Pirates of the Caribbean
Date: 2006-03-22 12:06 pm (UTC)Once upon a time in PotC there were 15 females that folded one another. But, as we all know capture can quickly become release. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as tighten/loosen. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always shatter the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some dorsal fin on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.
Now, Jack Sparrow is guile. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Jack Sparrow likes to gossip. And then James Norrington will sweep them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Molasses is optional.
Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 40 of different terms for balls. An example to draw from: foxes, sander or slam door. And what do they do? They wail, flail, scramble and oh yes, sink. This will only make the brown one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.
Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across Carribean or reign/rein in a story. And also, colons are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!
And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in SGA and be a success!
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Date: 2006-03-22 12:06 pm (UTC)Lost
Date: 2006-03-22 12:34 pm (UTC)Now, Sun is Asian. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Sun likes to shop. And then Lock will saunter them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Motor oil is optional.
Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 10 different terms for clitoris. An example to draw from: twigs, drill or washing the dog. And what do they do? They weep, fly, burrow and oh yes, swallow. This will only make the brunette one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.
Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across pasgetti or wensday in a story. And also, semicolons are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!
And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in Queer as Folk fandom and be a success!
OK, I think something got lost in the translation
Date: 2006-03-22 02:20 pm (UTC)Once upon a time in Angel there were 666 females that shampooed one another. But, as we all know snark can quickly become cuddle. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as defenestrate/fenestrate. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always castrate the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some puma loinon them and let nature take its course. Rawr.
Now, Wesley Wyndam-Pryce is bookish. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Wesley likes to be a slut. And then Cordelia will sprint them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Ketchup is optional.
Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 27 different terms for "cock". An example to draw from: acorn, chainsaw or hit the ball. And what do they do? They angst, fart, fondle and oh yes, shave. This will only make the chestnut-haired one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.
Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across "operashun" or "ficshun" in a story. And also, semicolons are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!
And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in Stargate Atlantis and be a success!
Re: OK, I think something got lost in the translation
Date: 2006-03-28 12:26 am (UTC)Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Date: 2006-03-23 01:37 am (UTC)Now, Xander is sarcastic. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Xander likes to flirt. And then Lindsey will grab them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. bile is optional.
Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 23 of different terms for cock. An example to draw from: deer droppings, screwdriver or push button. And what do they do? They *headdesk*, kick, bite and oh yes, sit. This will only make the brown one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.
Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across laxidaisicall or cuntree in a story. And also, hyphens are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!
And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in Harry Potter and be a success!
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Date: 2006-03-24 08:41 am (UTC)Now, Drusilla is insane. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Drusilla likes to hump. And then Spike will sponge them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Raspberry jam is optional.
Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of seventeen of different terms for vagina. An example to draw from: mushroom, power drill, or eating krill. And what do they do? They curl up into a fetus position, run, strip, and oh yes, dance. This will only make the platinum blond one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.
Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across "fiteing" or "plajriz" in a story. And also, umlauts are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!
And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in popslash and be a success!
Buffyverse
Date: 2006-03-24 03:26 pm (UTC)Once upon a time in Buffyverse there were 8 asexuals that fucked one another. But, as we all know devouring can quickly become picking. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as gallop/stumble. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always disembowel the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some snouts on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.
Now, Buffy is strong. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Buffy likes to make passive-aggressive catty remarks. And then Spike will drive them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Bile is optional.
Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 693 of different terms for lovehole. An example to draw from: moss, jigsaw, or fucking hell. And what do they do? They uncontrollably sob, bounce, skip and oh yes, climb. This will only make the bleached-blonde one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.
Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across oergesum or eckstacey in a story. And also, astericks are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!
And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in Veronica Mars and be a success!
AND NO READING COMMENTS UNTIL YOU'VE DONE THIS YOURSELF!! Spontenaity is the spice of life!
(just read this over. BWAHAHAHA! I loves you)
Buffy
Date: 2006-03-28 12:21 am (UTC)Once upon a time in BtVS there were 40 gender neuters that punished one another. But, as we all know singing can quickly become crooning. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as jumped/fell. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always round-house kick the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some claws on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.
Now, Spike is sarcastic. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Spike likes to prance. And then Anya will poke them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. Blood is optional.
Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 23 different terms for vagina. An example to draw from: chipmunk, chainsaw or dancing stage. And what do they do? They draw a fake tear down their cheek, galavant, fly and oh yes, bounce. This will only make the blonde/brunette (ah, hell it changes weekly) one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.
Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across supposibly or liek in a story. And also, semi-colons are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!
And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in Dungeons and Dragons and be a success!