PIMP! And sundries. (and GIP because I love the colors)

[stoney321]

First, Happy Birthday to sangueuk! I hope you, the Minis and Mr. Sangue have a great day, there's wine with Boozekit, and cuddles with Twiggy!

Second, looking for crack fic? Crack RPS fic? With Matt-n-Trey, the creators of South Park? And some good mocking of Scientology? LOOK NO FURTHER. mantypants has provided you with your fix.

Third, EVERYONE HAS BEEN DOWN IN THE DUMPS. I try and bring the fun, the lightheartedness, and dammit, I'm not going to quit. You need more? You REALLY should be checking out a_list_celebs. We now have OPRAH. Oprah. Dolly. Britney Spears. Jen-n-Vince. J. Lo. Denis Leary. Jim Carrey. To name but a few. Check out our fantastic new banner made by our Jen Aniston:



We recently lost our Johnny Depp and would LOVE to have a new application for him. We'd love a Matt Damon for our Ben Affleck, too. *cough* Just got word of a (possible) new Tom Cruise. WHO DOESN'T LIKE CELEBRITY PARODY? Wait - I don't wanna know. (and personally, I would go BANANAS for a Ben Stiller. Or either of the Wilson brothers)

I'm off to run errands, be back around lunch for those needing me (and you know who you are.) and I hope everyone has a GOOD DAY. (And I've had a ball reading everyone's Mad Libs from last post.)

Comments

[julia-here.livejournal.com]

I always said life needs a master of ceremonies, and you're it.

Julia, now if we could only get a choreographer...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*taps chin* They need to know how to implement Jazz Hands...

Also: HI!

Now I really am scootching out the door...

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

Sheeetload of work just came my way. :(

(can we push until Friday? Start something new, that is.)

:*

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

OH man, just realized. Am totally bringing the DitD attitude to your post.

*irons hands and repents*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

(for you I will wait until _____)

Also... *acts cool like I know what DitD means*

*purchases salve* I mean, come on. Ironing. That's gonna hurt later.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I LOVE METH.

Fic meth. Because I value my teeth.

You bring the crack to the yard and I'm all, "damn right. It's better than yours." or however the fuck that song goes. :D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I thank you. I made that in a batch, should you need a crack pipe icon.

*rubs neck skin, jitters*

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

(DitD = Down in the Dumps. Pronounced DI-ti-DEE. Acronyms rule.)

Oh, and I love how the banner's arranged: Nessa's giving the ol' stink-eye to Jack, Busey's apparently stroking Donatella's hair (or about to jump into a soliloquy), Colin has his cheek pressed up against J.Lo's cheek, and JKR's in the background with that broom (I really love that icon for some reason).

[sangueuk.livejournal.com]

thank you, hon! :::licks you:::

[alizarin-nyc.livejournal.com]

You bring the LOVE. Don't ever stop.

And the crack. *shuffles two bills over to you*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*holds your hair while you blow out the candles*

*all 29 of them*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, nice icon!

*looks shiftily left and right, slips money in pocket and hands you small envelope* You'll be back.
:D