GIP! And also emo-whining

[stoney321]

But I'm being FUNNY. In my head. In my head it's funny. First, the icon. HAHAHA! KITTY SAY STOP POSTING. Made by my hombre marlo who is funny. Joy! Last night I watched one of the BEST MOVIES EVER. And I'm being completely facetious. "The Wicker Man!" Oh, you crazy UKers with your crops and fields songs and the burning of humans. Whee! Best scene EVER: small boys tied to a maypole as their teacher has them sing a song about the mighty penis, while the girls are inside the classroom learning about the importance of the phallus.

BEST. DAY. OF. SCHOOL. Or the creepiest. Probably the second one.

May I add that it is very difficult to do yoga while laughing your ass off? And it had a full-on nude Britt Eckland (lovers of the show "Coupling" should be familiar with this whole thing) dancing and writhing and rhythmically singing to entice the copper into wanton sex. OR IS SHE?! Fantastic. And now I'm writing more Coupling fanfic which AGAIN you all will probably not read. Okay, three of you will. Who am I kidding? I'll take what I can get.

Speaking of... I'd like to make an amendment to my Kerfuffle/ Rant post:

STONEY: New fic!
LJ: Yawns.
STONEY: No, no, is funny!
LJ: Smut?
STONEY: ....no?
LJ: Ignore!
STONEY: But... POLL! Gen Fic!
LJ: LIED.
STONEY:...pimp?
LJ: ...smut?
STONEY: N- ....YES.
LJ: Zoooms!

You're all a bunch of pervs. A bunch of lying pervs. God bless ya. (go read the pimped post. DO IT. Funny, multi-fandom, and did I mention the funny? Read and feed people. It's the nice thing to do and only takes a second.)

Comments

[killabeez.livejournal.com]

*cracks up*

That icon kills.

[dancetomato.livejournal.com]

*unrepentant GIP*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee!! Boxed kitteh.

I'm pretty sure all the ones she made are shareable... Scootch! Get one!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

JEFF!!!!!!

Oh, one of my most favorite TV men EVER. *moves you to the top of the class*

[menomegirl.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

L.M.A.O.!

[emma-daisy.livejournal.com]

Ah, penis appreciation day. I remember it fondly.

It really helped to make the school week more interesting.

[julia-here.livejournal.com]

(stupid tag that will not close causing repost)

Do not feel uniquely neglected. So far I have not read any two-Xander fic, any Remix fic, or any Scottish fic, and only one Africander fic!

I have even read, enjoyed, and not commented.

Julia, plainly evil, no wonder I am perplexed by html

[marlo.livejournal.com]

My best friend has been telling me to watch The Wicker Man for years. Is the $5 it costs to rent it money well spent?

P.S. You are my pimp and I am your ho. I am happy with this arrangement. ::comes closer to be smacked::

[julia-here.livejournal.com]

And that last italic tag still will not close...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha!!! Best school day! Except for when they pull the girls into the film room and explain your Peer. EE. Ud. to you. And how you're getting boobies and sprouting hair. FUN!

But seriously, I was weirded out by the disclaimer at the beginning of the movie thanking the people of this tiny island off the west coast of Scotland for the use of their island AND RELIGION.

Christopher Lee! He burninates a copper! AND DANCES AND SINGS WHILE DOING IT. Awesome. (and hey, new couch girl! Sleeping the sleep of the just and righteous?)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*holds your ass back up and welds it on*

You'll need it later, promise. :D

[marlo.livejournal.com]

Yes, they are! ^_^

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Clearly italics hate you. Not to be confused with Eye-talians.

ALSO! Because you are the only one who will care: my Nun's Orchid is over 4 feet tall and blooming. Filled with joy. There may be pics later if I can remember to get BATTERIES for the camera...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*beats you down, then buys you fur*

Okay, I'll say this: Brit Eckland nude is perfection with massively styled blonde hair. And there is WRITHING. And random slapping of the wall and the window frame that is simultaneously WTF? and Damn, she's hot.

But it's a fun movie for the whole heathen/pagan vs. Christian thing. I'd give it a thumbs up with the expectation of laughing in the wrong spot and the eye candy.

[dedra.livejournal.com]

I posted a reply to your kerfluffle dialog...and got replies in return, so there! and Yes, I will admit to being a perv, a big pervy perv...so beat me, but then again, I'll like it too much because I am a BIG PERVY PERV...and I think that you're a genius, so there! have at it...make me feel like a stalker again! I don't care! ReAlLy!

[emma-daisy.livejournal.com]

Film room? PAH! No film for us, all we got was a box of tampons thrown at us and an awkward good luck. Good times.

Wicker Man is a completely awesome film. Y'know, in a shit what the hell am I watching way. It's the scene when Brit Eckland humps that wall like the rhythm has finally got her that brings it all together.

(TOTALLY. Mostly it's the sleep of the exhausted and extremely grateful, though, but I'm planning on fitting a little righteousness into my snooze tonight)

[julia-here.livejournal.com]

I too am in a state of orchidic joy, as my Miltonia is full of buds, even after the cat dug it up and threw it on the floor.

I just dumped one camera chip to CD, and have 128K of picspam space, just in time for everything in the damned world starting to bloom at once.

Julia, and the weeds are growing so fast that I can hear them

[dancetomato.livejournal.com]

All things are better with Jeff. Especially the Spiderman theme song.

Though clearly I FAIL AT LIFE because I only have one Jeff icon.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YOU NEED MORE. (Of course, I love Steve AND Jeff, so I have a few of those, too)

If you need more, I have a few in my userpics - didn't make them, and the credit should be listed in comments, or something.

HAVE AT IT, SHOULD YOU FEEL THE NEED!

*sings Spiderman theme song all day* I invented this dance!

[tinpanalley.livejournal.com]

*squeezes your hand and pleads forgiveness*

I know, I know...I've been the worst fic reader in all of the ficreaderdom. What? It's a place. I mean, I JUST read your Faith/Fred and that was published decades ago. The movie is coming out in the Fall. Actually, that would be really cool! So, I promise that I will get to all your fic because I have no doubt that it's brilliant!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

hahahaha! "PLUG IT UP. And keep your knees together, ladies."

Oh, the writhing wall dance is AWESOME. But in all seriousness, the woman is put together RIGHT.

(oh, good. Maybe sleep with your Bible. I know it helps me. *gleam off my teeth* haha!)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

My Phaius Tankervilliae (Grandiflorius) is a newly acquired item. I'm still trying to classify the other orchids I stumbled on...

WEEDS. I've been knocking mine out for days. Just about got the last of them yesterday, and boy is my back aching.

[dancetomato.livejournal.com]

Steve + Jeff = So-Old-Married-Couple OTP 4evah!!! *goes to play in your userpics*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

No, no, the FIC. I want everyone in the world to read my FIC. *cries with WOE - pretend woe, but WOE*

OMG I am a genius. GENIUS. *makes business cards* HA!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha!! Yes, the film version is in THEATERS NOW.

(And I'm being silly with the woe, you get that, yes? Except how I'm not? But I am. -not. AM.)