GIP! And also emo-whining

[stoney321]

But I'm being FUNNY. In my head. In my head it's funny. First, the icon. HAHAHA! KITTY SAY STOP POSTING. Made by my hombre marlo who is funny. Joy! Last night I watched one of the BEST MOVIES EVER. And I'm being completely facetious. "The Wicker Man!" Oh, you crazy UKers with your crops and fields songs and the burning of humans. Whee! Best scene EVER: small boys tied to a maypole as their teacher has them sing a song about the mighty penis, while the girls are inside the classroom learning about the importance of the phallus.

BEST. DAY. OF. SCHOOL. Or the creepiest. Probably the second one.

May I add that it is very difficult to do yoga while laughing your ass off? And it had a full-on nude Britt Eckland (lovers of the show "Coupling" should be familiar with this whole thing) dancing and writhing and rhythmically singing to entice the copper into wanton sex. OR IS SHE?! Fantastic. And now I'm writing more Coupling fanfic which AGAIN you all will probably not read. Okay, three of you will. Who am I kidding? I'll take what I can get.

Speaking of... I'd like to make an amendment to my Kerfuffle/ Rant post:

STONEY: New fic!
LJ: Yawns.
STONEY: No, no, is funny!
LJ: Smut?
STONEY: ....no?
LJ: Ignore!
STONEY: But... POLL! Gen Fic!
LJ: LIED.
STONEY:...pimp?
LJ: ...smut?
STONEY: N- ....YES.
LJ: Zoooms!

You're all a bunch of pervs. A bunch of lying pervs. God bless ya. (go read the pimped post. DO IT. Funny, multi-fandom, and did I mention the funny? Read and feed people. It's the nice thing to do and only takes a second.)

Comments

[killabeez.livejournal.com]

*cracks up*

That icon kills.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee!! Boxed kitteh.

I'm pretty sure all the ones she made are shareable... Scootch! Get one!

[dancetomato.livejournal.com]

*unrepentant GIP*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

JEFF!!!!!!

Oh, one of my most favorite TV men EVER. *moves you to the top of the class*

[menomegirl.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

L.M.A.O.!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*holds your ass back up and welds it on*

You'll need it later, promise. :D

[emma-daisy.livejournal.com]

Ah, penis appreciation day. I remember it fondly.

It really helped to make the school week more interesting.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha!!! Best school day! Except for when they pull the girls into the film room and explain your Peer. EE. Ud. to you. And how you're getting boobies and sprouting hair. FUN!

But seriously, I was weirded out by the disclaimer at the beginning of the movie thanking the people of this tiny island off the west coast of Scotland for the use of their island AND RELIGION.

Christopher Lee! He burninates a copper! AND DANCES AND SINGS WHILE DOING IT. Awesome. (and hey, new couch girl! Sleeping the sleep of the just and righteous?)

[julia-here.livejournal.com]

(stupid tag that will not close causing repost)

Do not feel uniquely neglected. So far I have not read any two-Xander fic, any Remix fic, or any Scottish fic, and only one Africander fic!

I have even read, enjoyed, and not commented.

Julia, plainly evil, no wonder I am perplexed by html

[julia-here.livejournal.com]

And that last italic tag still will not close...

[marlo.livejournal.com]

My best friend has been telling me to watch The Wicker Man for years. Is the $5 it costs to rent it money well spent?

P.S. You are my pimp and I am your ho. I am happy with this arrangement. ::comes closer to be smacked::

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*beats you down, then buys you fur*

Okay, I'll say this: Brit Eckland nude is perfection with massively styled blonde hair. And there is WRITHING. And random slapping of the wall and the window frame that is simultaneously WTF? and Damn, she's hot.

But it's a fun movie for the whole heathen/pagan vs. Christian thing. I'd give it a thumbs up with the expectation of laughing in the wrong spot and the eye candy.

[dedra.livejournal.com]

I posted a reply to your kerfluffle dialog...and got replies in return, so there! and Yes, I will admit to being a perv, a big pervy perv...so beat me, but then again, I'll like it too much because I am a BIG PERVY PERV...and I think that you're a genius, so there! have at it...make me feel like a stalker again! I don't care! ReAlLy!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

No, no, the FIC. I want everyone in the world to read my FIC. *cries with WOE - pretend woe, but WOE*

OMG I am a genius. GENIUS. *makes business cards* HA!

[tinpanalley.livejournal.com]

*squeezes your hand and pleads forgiveness*

I know, I know...I've been the worst fic reader in all of the ficreaderdom. What? It's a place. I mean, I JUST read your Faith/Fred and that was published decades ago. The movie is coming out in the Fall. Actually, that would be really cool! So, I promise that I will get to all your fic because I have no doubt that it's brilliant!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha!! Yes, the film version is in THEATERS NOW.

(And I'm being silly with the woe, you get that, yes? Except how I'm not? But I am. -not. AM.)

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

OMG COUPLING. I downloaded and watched the first ep again last night. LOVE JEFF SO MUCH! The way he shields Jane to protect Steve in that restaurant? That is love.

also, I want to bite Steve's neck, 'cause rawr.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I WILL NEED A RE-WATCH.

Also, have just got back from a jog and I am ready to PASS OUT.

(And I want to bite Steve's neck while Jeff is watching. Guh.)

(And you.);)

[zyrya]

Thanks for the rec - great fic!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hey, there! Yeah, she's pretty funny. *beams with pride*

[wickedgrdn.livejournal.com]

I just have to say it. ICON LOVE!!!! :)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

It's great, right? Check out Marlo's LJ for more!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HELLO.

You were gay with your druid love. And your man pants. But I still love you, Beth, even though you may be a lesbian. Because of your wallet. (Our mom is the BEST.)

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

I have always wanted to see Whicker Man. And now that I now it is about how nothing defeats the penis, I surely will.

And Ha! I read your gen fic. I love gen fic. I am not a pervy liar and therefore will go straight to heaven. Except for being Jewish and therefore not believing in heaven.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ahahahah! Whicker. Half-horse, half-man. Um... I could have just said "Centaur" and saved a few keystrokes, huh?

Oh, and I'm an atheist, so I'll either burn forever, or become fantastic fertilizer. Or a decorative piece for a mantel, depending on the reliability of my husband.

[anelith.livejournal.com]

OH! The Wicker Man! That movie is such a trip! How many years ago did I see that, now... can't remember. I do know that it wasn't in the theater, I'm not quite that old. Hmmm, I remember the scene where the young boy is led upstairs for his "first time" while everyone in the room hums a little song...

You and cherusha are two funny, funny people. Your Scottish story and her "mash-up" are both day-brighteners and mood-lifters, not to mention laughter-tear-inducers.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

WOW, right? It's a great movie. Oh, and I FINALLY finished reading that article you sent, and all of the reference material linked in it.

Interesting stuff. It's weird for me to be "academic" about that topic, though. It's so emotionally tied to my opinions and mindset, it just seems weird to have a cold, statistical discussion about it. Interesting stuff. More to come when I can catch up on this week's ep I missed.

[thepiratequeen.livejournal.com]

THE WICKER MAN IS THE BESTEST MOVIE EVER.

How much do I love Christopher Lee?

Sorry I just had to get that out. I *heart* that movie.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I want to be Brit Eckland (but with less processed hair) when I grow up. And I can't stop singing the "Corn Rows" song. hahahahaha!!

[crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a funny movie. I remember when they did "sex ed". Most people either went to sleep or doodled in their notebooks. Fifth grade too. Nowadays they talk about EVERYTHING in sex ed. My boy heard some pretty interesting questions.

Smut? What, no smut? Yes, we are a bunch of pervs and we like it that way.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ha! Oh, I write the smut, too, but I LOVE writing the funny. DAMN MY PERVERTED FLIST!!

heh. (Oh, man, sex ed is coming up next year. GAH.)

[lynnenne]

I read it *and* I took your poll. *ish a shmug condeshending bashtard*

*and also a perv*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

And that's why I loooooooooooove you!

*SQUISHES YOU*
*also: gropes your tush*

[alizarin-nyc.livejournal.com]

Oh please. Give us teh smut!!!

I'm glad you linked up that FUNNY THING, I had not seen it. And while I do not get all the in-jokes because I am not in enough, I get enough to make me laugh and spit and drool all over myself. And I'm sober.

As for fic, hell, I had enough trouble getting my own Scottish/Africander fic in, much less READ it all dammit!

(I'm so snagging that kitteh icon)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

That FUNNY THING is my home slice, Ru. She is HILARIOUS. Very dry, which is loved by me. (And you should know PotC! For it is greatness and is taking over my brain and SWORDS! And breeches!)

And man, I am so behind on reading, it's not even funny... *like yours for example!!*

[elessil.livejournal.com]

A bunch of lying pervs.

Damn, we're demasked! (Sparrington pervs, too)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ha! Well, as I am also a perv, I'll join the gang.

(I just enjoy writing gen fic - even though not many - not you! - will read it. And like poking people with sticks...)

*waves Sparrington flag 4evah*

[bisi.livejournal.com]

How did I miss this post? ok, Whicker Man BEST FILM EVER
"Christopher Lee! He burninates a copper! AND DANCES AND SINGS WHILE DOING IT" You forgot to mention, while in drag.
I thought I'd pop in to tell you, that dance with the wrapping ribbons round a giant penis maypole is a real dance, still performed. Don't know about the words to the song. But everybody knows May Day is all about the dick.
And Brit Ekland. Brit Ekland refused to go full monty -she agreed to be topless - so they sneaked in another actress for the nude scene after she'd left the set. And Brit Ekland is STILL OFFENDED. I've seen her in an interview complaining that the filmmakers had been dishonest with her, and that she still gets letters from (sad old blokes) fans saying how much they love that scene. "Imagine, they think I'm that ugly girl with her great big arse!"

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I LOVED THE WICKER MAN!!! My husband couldn't get in to it (because of the happy, happy joy, joy songs, but that just made it creepier, IMO.) so he wasn't any fun to watch it with.

And I remember hearing that about Britt. BUT. It's her front, and lord have mercy. (Ugly? Big arse? *cries*)