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stoney321First, happiest of birthdays to the adorable Hermione/Ginny Weasley cross breed, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
slasheuse. May today be ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS, and the best birthday in recorded history. Adored chatting with you last night, but please. Will did NOT rape your culture, and ADMIT IT, he was spot on. Pip. And possibly Cheerio. :)
This Britishism brought to you by the non-stop Jeeves and Wooster themed dreams I had last night, thanks in part tocherusha. I say! Jeeves, why the blazes are you in bed with me! Carry on, then! *laughs again*
But this is not why you are reading this! Oh, admit it. You skimmed. MASTERLIST for the GUD SUMMRIES FUNAFICATHINGATHONGBANGAGONG. Entries can be posted prior to July 4th, just be sure to provide me with a link ON July 4th. There will be email reminders at the end of May and June to give your brains a poke, just in case. Remember: you only have to be better than the summrie. :)
sweptawaybayou: Spike loves the Slayer, Agle's back to claim her, Riley just adimmted to his love: angst
stoney321: Buffy was a yound[sic] and promising Barrel Racer. Then she had an accident. Spike was a young and promising Bull Rider. Then he met Buffy.:DARK angst, cowboy bedtime story AND Buffy goes to fat camp.: story in the form of haiku.
crazydiamondsue: buffy's a skater, Angel's a skater and Riley turned into a dip despite my best efforts to the contrary
southernbangel: Buffy learns how to NOT be bitchy: humor
shannon730: Just small stories about stupid every day stuff with Xander doing them : humor and/or fluff
lostakasha: Everyone commits suicide : Humor, with a soupcon of angst....and felching.
st_salieri: Buffy's pregnant who's the father? : Humor, parody, perhaps some tentacles.
tropnevad: A little poem I wrote for British literature class as part of a class project to create our own individual Canterbury Tales, set at a McDonald's birthday party (heeeeeeee!)
thepiratequeen: On August the 23, in the Year of Our Lord 1339, the crown prince of Loria was born. Born not as a child, but as a man, he led the Knights of the White against the demon Hoarde, and vanguished them on the fields of Moridian. (Xander fic) : humour, parody, more historical inaccuracies than a trip to Medieval Times.
globalfruitbat: I become Buffy. What happened to the real Buffy? A story of redemption. My redemption and A series of disconnected stories made up entirely of sound effects.
yin_again: Just small stories about stupid every day stuff with Xander doing them
cordelianne: Riley finally gets a clue with Xander finds out where all the toilet paper went : humor, general silliness
elisi: Xander finds out where all the toilet paper went: straight, but completely bonkers
violethamster: Sometimes Humpty Dumpty isn't an egg at all it could be a person, or an animal, or something (hahahaha! Come on, Trish!!)
beadtific: Xander and the toilet paper (You people love the TP, don't you? Loo Paper.)
zandra_x: Between five and six and Two old friends meet for the first time withdrawal due to RL complications. We wish her the best and a speedy return to happy thoughts!
appomattoxco: 'i'm making it up as i go along.' 'DON'T GO AWAY! It has a plot now!
maevebran: A song fic. Buffy dies. Angel is with her. It's very sad!: Humor
redsrule1: What will happen when the wobbly desert meets the Hellmouth? Read all about it in this story! you will be amazed (or maybe you'll just be bored) at this tale of love, hate, and most of all...Jell-O! and Lindsey McDonald is being brainwashed by the hot dogs! Actually it's more complicated that that and Instead of coming here the gang go there
paynbow: Xander finds our where all the toilet paper went and Spike tries to honor 911
anidada: I've got the cold from Hell, so I gave it to Buffy, too. Oh and I made her pregnant, too
floweringjudas: Spike muses about butterflies
greensilver: Dawn wants the oblivion: In an existential style best spoken aloud in a faux French accent (hahahahaha!!!)
pucklyantihero: Buffy meets a certain maniacal Penguin (holy crap, I had forgotten that one. BWAH!)
owenthurman: The titttle pretty much summs it up just read "Buffy Litttle Dairy Rant": fluff. Or songfic. (heee!)
angstpuppy: Angel gets cozy with Xander's feet and ankles : something arsty fartsy. (hahaha)
zgirl714: A time-travelin', rollickin', roller-coaster, all-singing, all-dancing story
lilachigh: Spike musing about butterflies, please. And there will be tentacles and probably horns and claws and acid spitting thingies as well!
spikendru: A knife. Minor slash. and Xander finds out where all the toilet paper went.: Humor
gillo: rated for descriptive content with other interpolations of other summries tossed in. (yay!)
bookishwench: My drug induced (Chocolate and German Food) ramblings... Xander, Buffy, Teletubbies, good old fashioned Riley bashing, Papa Smurf and of course, the Pilsbery doughboy: Not Shakesperean tragedy as the summary suggests, but humor. (Very brave of you, dear. Heee!)
speakingsilence: Plot speaks for itself. Rated PG-13 for bad poetry.
ely_jan: (she asked me to pick it for her. HAHAHAHAHA!) and I picked:
The red-headed stepchild of all crossovers. BtVS, ST-DS9, Highlander, X-Files, Star Wars, ST-TNG, L&C, etc. etc. etc. Many inconsistencies, but hey, what the hey. Unfortunately, no part of this story involves Angel and a lightsaber. (Have fun with that! BWAH!)
If that's just too daunting for you, how about: Five years in the making, a hero is born through the eyes of one Watcher. OOOOOUUUUUUCH.
And because it would be a CRIME FOR HIM NOT TO DO THIS, (hint, hint)
dlgood:Spike tries to honor 911
It's 1990. Spike makes the mistake of feasting off an extremely stoned audience member at a Public Enemy concert. The drugs somehow cause him to reconnect with his inner Victorian-era Tory...
Resulting, in perhaps, one of the worst rap battles in history, wherein Spike rebuts Flavor Flav's performance of "911 is a Joke" with the unfortate "I Must Say, 911 is Very Much Not a Joke, I'll have you know".
I am STILL laughing over that, Dave. THE POSSIBILITIES.
If I missed you, drop a line here. I tried to be thorough...
slasheuse. May today be ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS, and the best birthday in recorded history. Adored chatting with you last night, but please. Will did NOT rape your culture, and ADMIT IT, he was spot on. Pip. And possibly Cheerio. :)This Britishism brought to you by the non-stop Jeeves and Wooster themed dreams I had last night, thanks in part to
cherusha. I say! Jeeves, why the blazes are you in bed with me! Carry on, then! *laughs again*But this is not why you are reading this! Oh, admit it. You skimmed. MASTERLIST for the GUD SUMMRIES FUNAFICATHINGATHONGBANGAGONG. Entries can be posted prior to July 4th, just be sure to provide me with a link ON July 4th. There will be email reminders at the end of May and June to give your brains a poke, just in case. Remember: you only have to be better than the summrie. :)
sweptawaybayou: Spike loves the Slayer, Agle's back to claim her, Riley just adimmted to his love: angststoney321: Buffy was a yound[sic] and promising Barrel Racer. Then she had an accident. Spike was a young and promising Bull Rider. Then he met Buffy.:DARK angst, cowboy bedtime story AND Buffy goes to fat camp.: story in the form of haiku.crazydiamondsue: buffy's a skater, Angel's a skater and Riley turned into a dip despite my best efforts to the contrarysouthernbangel: Buffy learns how to NOT be bitchy: humorshannon730: Just small stories about stupid every day stuff with Xander doing them : humor and/or flufflostakasha: Everyone commits suicide : Humor, with a soupcon of angst....and felching.st_salieri: Buffy's pregnant who's the father? : Humor, parody, perhaps some tentacles.tropnevad: A little poem I wrote for British literature class as part of a class project to create our own individual Canterbury Tales, set at a McDonald's birthday party (heeeeeeee!)thepiratequeen: On August the 23, in the Year of Our Lord 1339, the crown prince of Loria was born. Born not as a child, but as a man, he led the Knights of the White against the demon Hoarde, and vanguished them on the fields of Moridian. (Xander fic) : humour, parody, more historical inaccuracies than a trip to Medieval Times.globalfruitbat: I become Buffy. What happened to the real Buffy? A story of redemption. My redemption and A series of disconnected stories made up entirely of sound effects.yin_again: Just small stories about stupid every day stuff with Xander doing themcordelianne: Riley finally gets a clue with Xander finds out where all the toilet paper went : humor, general sillinesselisi: Xander finds out where all the toilet paper went: straight, but completely bonkersviolethamster: Sometimes Humpty Dumpty isn't an egg at all it could be a person, or an animal, or something (hahahaha! Come on, Trish!!)beadtific: Xander and the toilet paper (You people love the TP, don't you? Loo Paper.)zandra_x: Between five and six and Two old friends meet for the first timeappomattoxco: 'i'm making it up as i go along.' 'DON'T GO AWAY! It has a plot now!maevebran: A song fic. Buffy dies. Angel is with her. It's very sad!: Humorredsrule1: What will happen when the wobbly desert meets the Hellmouth? Read all about it in this story! you will be amazed (or maybe you'll just be bored) at this tale of love, hate, and most of all...Jell-O! and Lindsey McDonald is being brainwashed by the hot dogs! Actually it's more complicated that that and Instead of coming here the gang go therepaynbow: Xander finds our where all the toilet paper went and Spike tries to honor 911anidada: I've got the cold from Hell, so I gave it to Buffy, too. Oh and I made her pregnant, toofloweringjudas: Spike muses about butterfliesgreensilver: Dawn wants the oblivion: In an existential style best spoken aloud in a faux French accent (hahahahaha!!!)pucklyantihero: Buffy meets a certain maniacal Penguin (holy crap, I had forgotten that one. BWAH!)owenthurman: The titttle pretty much summs it up just read "Buffy Litttle Dairy Rant": fluff. Or songfic. (heee!)angstpuppy: Angel gets cozy with Xander's feet and ankles : something arsty fartsy. (hahaha)zgirl714: A time-travelin', rollickin', roller-coaster, all-singing, all-dancing storylilachigh: Spike musing about butterflies, please. And there will be tentacles and probably horns and claws and acid spitting thingies as well!spikendru: A knife. Minor slash. and Xander finds out where all the toilet paper went.: Humorgillo: rated for descriptive content with other interpolations of other summries tossed in. (yay!)bookishwench: My drug induced (Chocolate and German Food) ramblings... Xander, Buffy, Teletubbies, good old fashioned Riley bashing, Papa Smurf and of course, the Pilsbery doughboy: Not Shakesperean tragedy as the summary suggests, but humor. (Very brave of you, dear. Heee!)speakingsilence: Plot speaks for itself. Rated PG-13 for bad poetry.ely_jan: (she asked me to pick it for her. HAHAHAHAHA!) and I picked:The red-headed stepchild of all crossovers. BtVS, ST-DS9, Highlander, X-Files, Star Wars, ST-TNG, L&C, etc. etc. etc. Many inconsistencies, but hey, what the hey. Unfortunately, no part of this story involves Angel and a lightsaber. (Have fun with that! BWAH!)
If that's just too daunting for you, how about: Five years in the making, a hero is born through the eyes of one Watcher. OOOOOUUUUUUCH.
And because it would be a CRIME FOR HIM NOT TO DO THIS, (hint, hint)
dlgood:Spike tries to honor 911 It's 1990. Spike makes the mistake of feasting off an extremely stoned audience member at a Public Enemy concert. The drugs somehow cause him to reconnect with his inner Victorian-era Tory...
Resulting, in perhaps, one of the worst rap battles in history, wherein Spike rebuts Flavor Flav's performance of "911 is a Joke" with the unfortate "I Must Say, 911 is Very Much Not a Joke, I'll have you know".
I am STILL laughing over that, Dave. THE POSSIBILITIES.
If I missed you, drop a line here. I tried to be thorough...
