Gud Summries Funaficathingathon - Masterlist!

[stoney321]

First, happiest of birthdays to the adorable Hermione/Ginny Weasley cross breed, slasheuse. May today be ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS, and the best birthday in recorded history. Adored chatting with you last night, but please. Will did NOT rape your culture, and ADMIT IT, he was spot on. Pip. And possibly Cheerio. :)

This Britishism brought to you by the non-stop Jeeves and Wooster themed dreams I had last night, thanks in part to cherusha. I say! Jeeves, why the blazes are you in bed with me! Carry on, then! *laughs again*

But this is not why you are reading this! Oh, admit it. You skimmed. MASTERLIST for the GUD SUMMRIES FUNAFICATHINGATHONGBANGAGONG. Entries can be posted prior to July 4th, just be sure to provide me with a link ON July 4th. There will be email reminders at the end of May and June to give your brains a poke, just in case. Remember: you only have to be better than the summrie. :)



sweptawaybayou: Spike loves the Slayer, Agle's back to claim her, Riley just adimmted to his love: angst
stoney321: Buffy was a yound[sic] and promising Barrel Racer. Then she had an accident. Spike was a young and promising Bull Rider. Then he met Buffy.:DARK angst, cowboy bedtime story AND Buffy goes to fat camp.: story in the form of haiku.
crazydiamondsue: buffy's a skater, Angel's a skater and Riley turned into a dip despite my best efforts to the contrary
southernbangel: Buffy learns how to NOT be bitchy: humor
shannon730: Just small stories about stupid every day stuff with Xander doing them : humor and/or fluff
lostakasha: Everyone commits suicide : Humor, with a soupcon of angst....and felching.
st_salieri: Buffy's pregnant who's the father? : Humor, parody, perhaps some tentacles.
tropnevad: A little poem I wrote for British literature class as part of a class project to create our own individual Canterbury Tales, set at a McDonald's birthday party (heeeeeeee!)
thepiratequeen: On August the 23, in the Year of Our Lord 1339, the crown prince of Loria was born. Born not as a child, but as a man, he led the Knights of the White against the demon Hoarde, and vanguished them on the fields of Moridian. (Xander fic) : humour, parody, more historical inaccuracies than a trip to Medieval Times.
globalfruitbat: I become Buffy. What happened to the real Buffy? A story of redemption. My redemption and A series of disconnected stories made up entirely of sound effects.
yin_again: Just small stories about stupid every day stuff with Xander doing them
cordelianne: Riley finally gets a clue with Xander finds out where all the toilet paper went : humor, general silliness
elisi: Xander finds out where all the toilet paper went: straight, but completely bonkers
violethamster: Sometimes Humpty Dumpty isn't an egg at all it could be a person, or an animal, or something (hahahaha! Come on, Trish!!)
beadtific: Xander and the toilet paper (You people love the TP, don't you? Loo Paper.)
zandra_x: Between five and six and Two old friends meet for the first time withdrawal due to RL complications. We wish her the best and a speedy return to happy thoughts!
appomattoxco: 'i'm making it up as i go along.' 'DON'T GO AWAY! It has a plot now!
maevebran: A song fic. Buffy dies. Angel is with her. It's very sad!: Humor
redsrule1: What will happen when the wobbly desert meets the Hellmouth? Read all about it in this story! you will be amazed (or maybe you'll just be bored) at this tale of love, hate, and most of all...Jell-O! and Lindsey McDonald is being brainwashed by the hot dogs! Actually it's more complicated that that and Instead of coming here the gang go there
paynbow: Xander finds our where all the toilet paper went and Spike tries to honor 911
anidada: I've got the cold from Hell, so I gave it to Buffy, too. Oh and I made her pregnant, too
floweringjudas: Spike muses about butterflies
greensilver: Dawn wants the oblivion: In an existential style best spoken aloud in a faux French accent (hahahahaha!!!)
pucklyantihero: Buffy meets a certain maniacal Penguin (holy crap, I had forgotten that one. BWAH!)
owenthurman: The titttle pretty much summs it up just read "Buffy Litttle Dairy Rant": fluff. Or songfic. (heee!)
angstpuppy: Angel gets cozy with Xander's feet and ankles : something arsty fartsy. (hahaha)
zgirl714: A time-travelin', rollickin', roller-coaster, all-singing, all-dancing story
lilachigh: Spike musing about butterflies, please. And there will be tentacles and probably horns and claws and acid spitting thingies as well!
spikendru: A knife. Minor slash. and Xander finds out where all the toilet paper went.: Humor
gillo: rated for descriptive content with other interpolations of other summries tossed in. (yay!)
bookishwench: My drug induced (Chocolate and German Food) ramblings... Xander, Buffy, Teletubbies, good old fashioned Riley bashing, Papa Smurf and of course, the Pilsbery doughboy: Not Shakesperean tragedy as the summary suggests, but humor. (Very brave of you, dear. Heee!)
speakingsilence: Plot speaks for itself. Rated PG-13 for bad poetry.
ely_jan: (she asked me to pick it for her. HAHAHAHAHA!) and I picked:

The red-headed stepchild of all crossovers. BtVS, ST-DS9, Highlander, X-Files, Star Wars, ST-TNG, L&C, etc. etc. etc. Many inconsistencies, but hey, what the hey. Unfortunately, no part of this story involves Angel and a lightsaber. (Have fun with that! BWAH!)

If that's just too daunting for you, how about: Five years in the making, a hero is born through the eyes of one Watcher. OOOOOUUUUUUCH.



And because it would be a CRIME FOR HIM NOT TO DO THIS, (hint, hint)
dlgood:Spike tries to honor 911

It's 1990. Spike makes the mistake of feasting off an extremely stoned audience member at a Public Enemy concert. The drugs somehow cause him to reconnect with his inner Victorian-era Tory...

Resulting, in perhaps, one of the worst rap battles in history, wherein Spike rebuts Flavor Flav's performance of "911 is a Joke" with the unfortate "I Must Say, 911 is Very Much Not a Joke, I'll have you know".


I am STILL laughing over that, Dave. THE POSSIBILITIES.

If I missed you, drop a line here. I tried to be thorough...

Comments

[sdwolfpup.livejournal.com]

"I Must Say, 911 is Very Much Not a Joke, I'll have you know".

Still one of the funniest things I've read on LJ.

YAY GUD SUMMERIES FUNFICATHINGATHON! *camps outside your LJ for links* *roasts marshmallows*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, I want the battle rap SO BADLY.

Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah, Laddie! *flashes signs*

Fourth of July is going to ROCK this year!! (cough - you sure you don't wanna vid one of them?)

[sdwolfpup.livejournal.com]

"I am indeed down with that, my compatriot."

I totally want to vid one of them, but that's right when all the Vividcon vids are due and I have two I need to get done by then, plus another vid I signed up to finish by June.

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

Dude. I had the weirdest dream last night, too: Involving the completely natural combination of Gwyneth Paltrow and Krycek from The X-files.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

What is going on? Mine were NEVER ENDING. (And hahahaha! Yours wins at Most Random.)

...heading out for ze roon. Back in a mo'! :*

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

Oh man, not entirely (http://thepiratequeen.livejournal.com/388932.html).

Unfortunately there was no karaoke involved, though I have yet to come up with an explanation for the appearance of Candice Bergen.


(*mwah* Have fun!)

[thepiratequeen.livejournal.com]

I WIN!

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

Please collect your complimentary prosthetic arm at your nearest underground silo.

:D

[thepiratequeen.livejournal.com]

Hee!

Though actually you win because with Krycek and Gwyneth that must have been one hell of a pretty dream.

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

OH, yes. My memory is spotty, but apparently Krycek was her bodyguard or shadow or something. And Gwyn was exactly like those after-birth pictures: all pretty and glowy.

[thepiratequeen.livejournal.com]

See now I want to write fic where Moses is some alien hybrid baby that will save the world from the invasion in 2012. Cause Chris Martin being a shape shifting alien explains so much of Coldplay's success.

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

HAHA! The name is absolutely perfect for it. Moses could SO kick William's ass. And of course Chris Martin is an alien; no human could pull of that spacey wide-eyed look so well.

omg dooo eeet!

[thepiratequeen.livejournal.com]

And the falsetto. That falsetto is a total alien being give away. I've already started writing it in my head and it's being told through Blythe Danner's POV.

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

*LOVES*

*anticipates*

[ely-jan.livejournal.com]

The red-headed stepchild of all crossovers.

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

How ironic that I am, in actuality, a red-headed stepchild! Fate?

Yessssssss.

*reels*


I'm so bringing back Bobo the Wonder Goat for this one.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hooray!!!!

*laughs self sick*

[angstpuppy.livejournal.com]

Weeee....Bobo!!
Yis!!
Erm....

[globalfruitbat.livejournal.com]

I also snatched "A series of disconnected stories made up entirely of sound effects" -- or, i'm 98% sure I did...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Have corrected! How did I miss that? It's one of my faves! Thanks for the heads up.

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

I have the sudden urge to write a fic in nothing but sound effects. Hmmmm.

GOT MY PACKAGE!!! YAY! Just in time for newspaper weekend widowhood. I shall gobble them up, gobble I say.

Oh and the viburnum was dry and is not planted. Huzzah!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, GOOD!! Glad it got there and apparently at a perfect time! (There will be meta discussion when you are through! WOOOT!)

Get that viburnum soaked again and then GET IT IN THE GROUND. *stern look at you over my glasses* :D

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

I meant to say it WAS planted. Seriously. As of ten am.

Uh, I'll go weed and clear up dead things now....;;sidles out:;

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HEEEEEE!!! Have you heard today that you're loved by me? Because you are. BIG TIME.

And I get to see you in a few months and I am going to SQUISH YOU. (And we need to have a singalong in mmy hotel room to all the parody songs. I need reassurance a Good Voice will be there.)

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

Yay!!! Love you tooooo.

of Course I'll sing the parody songs, if I can stop laughing long enough!

::squishes::

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

become Buffy. What happened to the real Buffy? A story of redemption. My redemption
That one still leaves me speechless.

[othercat.livejournal.com]

*runsaway and HIDES from the summaries and resulting fics*

WTF is it with Xander a toilet paper??

[terilyn4.livejournal.com]

haha, I can't wait to read all those. Those summaries make my head hurt, your fics will make it better (I hope)

[ex-dovil323.livejournal.com]

Spike tries to honor 911 - Oh my god, something broke from laughing. Something BROKE! *wipes tears away*

I rub my hands in glee to read these.

[zgirl714.livejournal.com]

The More You Know (http://zgirl714.livejournal.com/150841.html).

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yay! Oh, thanks for hitting me with the update, and the masterlist with links (inclusing yours - don't be shy about pimping yourself!) is h e r e.