ZOOOOOOOOOOM!

[stoney321]

Oh holy Speedy Gonzales...

NERD ALERT.

Just installed a GIG OF MEMORY in my 'puter, to match the half-a-gig in there already. Oh holy fast as greased lightening... My computer booted from a cold boot - with all of the things I have in the start menu, which I really shouldn't, but... - in 32 SECONDS. 32 seconds for ready to go computer screen from dead screen.

I am going to celebrate this speedy new computer situation with opening a million browser windows, streaming music on WinAmp radio, running BitTorrent, play in PSP8, have Solitare rocking, open up every chat program I have and maybe something else, I don't even know yet.

...I was almost willing to go back to WORK so I could have a fast computer again. Which is crazy talk. CRAZY. (But I was on the Southern US internet hop and had 200 computers, each with four TERABYTES of data space, not to mention a TERABYTE of memory in each server. Rows and rows of lovely, geeky, heart-pounding speed and space and access and it was all mine, ALL MINE!)

And now I won't need to sully my soul with a job because I have SPEED OF MY OWN. *salivates with a nerd's pleasure* If I get the sound card upgraded, and a DVD burner like I NEED, omg, I will be UNSTOPPABLE. *rubs hands together with glee*

[ETA!!!!]: Why are there no screepcaps online of the homo-erotic volleyball scene in TOP GUN??!?! I have a serious need for those pics if anyone has a clue... NEED. Like O₂.

Comments

[allegraconbrio.livejournal.com]

SPEEEEEED! Wheee!

You rock those windows. *g*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*cleeeeeeks like a FEEEEEEEEEND*

[anelith.livejournal.com]

You are going to take over the WORLD!

I'm surprised you don't already have a DVD burner, really. With all the downloading copying backups you do?

My work computer is actually slower than my home PC.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Dude, I NEED a DVD burner. Need. Like how some people need water and shelter? *laughs to cover my shame*

CD burner I got. I have to borrow Mr. S's laptop to screen cap DVDs and that is WRONG. Like Bush in the White House house.

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

Gratuitous Geek Jokes:

There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who read binary and those who don't.

Heisenberg gets pulled over for speeding. The cop asks him: "Do you know how fast you were going?" and Heisenberg replies: "No. But I know exactly where I am."

Chemistry joke: What do you do with dead people? Answer: Ba.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha! (And they haven't taken you away from me, yet? GLEE.)

someone, while giving me praise, which THANK YOU, gave away the ending to the fic I wrote in one of the comms I posted to! :(

(am I making a mountain out of a molehill?)

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

The clock is ticking down to it. *WOEZ*

Aw. I saw where you're talking about. On the upside, I don't think people click on the comments before clicking on the actual story link.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

O_O

Okay. I'll trust that...

(omg dun leaf meee)
*runs after train, hands outstretched*

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

each with four TERABYTES of data space

Terabytes sound like leeetle mini BABY teradactyls, and OMG, I want one right now!

*squawks like a Bebe Terabyte*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

one thousand gigs = terabyte.

THE POWER, E!! THE POWER.

[paynbow.livejournal.com]

I wish MY computer was that fast *is jealous*

And...you can be MY wingman anyday. ANY. DAY.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

WHATEVER, ICEMAN. You can be MY Wingman.

...dammit, I wish I was logged in as Tom so I could use my Top Gun icons. :D

[phfeenikz.livejournal.com]

Ir's nice to see that I'm not the only one who posts exuberantly about computer upgrades. Oh, and thanks, now I feel wholly inadequate because yours is bigger than mine. I only have 1 gig of ram :-(