I'm not really here...
May. 15th, 2006 08:27 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stoney321*waves hands like Obi-Wan* You do not see me here on LJ. *waves* This is not the journal you are looking for. (I have a thousand things to finish this morning. And yet...)
Now I'm off to make the Kessel Run in under 12parsecs. NERD ALERT! *points to self*
- I am apparently a homophonaphobiac. Four of you will laugh at that. (hint: my common spelling mistakes I barely catch: their/there, elicit/illicit)
- The only way this could be made okay is if some Oompa Loopmas came out. I CANNOT BELIEVE I WENT THERE. (I told you I was broken. It was the first thing I thought of.)
- Our RPG played Celebrity Jeopardy this weekend and it was HILARIOUS. If you need a fun read, check it out. (And the Wes Mantooth/Rob Burgundy News Off last night cracked me up.)
- This is the most addictive game ever, and if I hadn't of obsessively played it this weekend, I would have gotten a LOT MORE DONE. *mahjonggs* But I now have developed strategy! I now can win two in every five... Dammit. *mahjonggs AGAIN*
Now I'm off to make the Kessel Run in under 12parsecs. NERD ALERT! *points to self*
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Date: 2006-05-15 06:29 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-05-15 06:34 am (UTC)::roars like a Wookie::
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Date: 2006-05-15 06:35 am (UTC)*tickles you* POSH!! *squish*
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Date: 2006-05-15 06:43 am (UTC)*mahjonggs herself*
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Date: 2006-05-15 06:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-15 06:47 am (UTC)Man, I so need to find more Wes pictures to make more icons.
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Date: 2006-05-15 06:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-15 06:58 am (UTC)Thanks for the idea, I'll check it out.
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Date: 2006-05-15 07:00 am (UTC)(And I still find him so very handsome. Batshit insane, yes. Handsome? ....yes.)
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Date: 2006-05-15 07:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-15 07:15 am (UTC)WHY CAN'T HE KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT?!?!
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Date: 2006-05-15 07:19 am (UTC)Xenu so compels him.
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Date: 2006-05-15 07:20 am (UTC)There will be a picspam post later. Tom wants his female fans back. :D
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Date: 2006-05-15 07:24 am (UTC)Also, do you have an actual link for the cap it site? I tried googling and the like and all I'm getting are caps for pickups.
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Date: 2006-05-15 06:52 am (UTC)We hadn't played that in a long time - I love that damn game.
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Date: 2006-05-15 06:54 am (UTC)::hugs you 'til you squeak::
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Date: 2006-05-15 06:58 am (UTC)*sees To Do list, tears up*
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Date: 2006-05-15 07:11 am (UTC)(Notice how I worked in some homophonepbia? (sic))
Girl, I understand. ::sends thread for seams::
The fic? The first two are teeny, small, funny. You'll snort coffee out of your nose. Theraputic.
The one I just posted a couple days ago is @ 7500 words, of shit that I tangled with for a month, including my first slash sex scene!!!!!! And, lawdy, I have 3 pages of comments on it. Damn, I'm writing SGA more often, I tell you. Those people are feedback GOLD.
So yes, I've done something I'm completely proud of and yet cannot show any of my acutal RL friends or family, 'cause they're like "WTF slash???? With the penises?" Except they don't say "fuck." Fuck.
Seriously, you doin' okay down there? Need some reinforcements? Ass kickings administered? Expressed chocolate?
It has rained for nearly a week, here. And long enough to know which plants didn't make it through the winter, sadly. I have the biggest-ass dandelions I have ever seen (like, omg, a foot high! dinner plate sized leaves!) And my architect forgot to put a broom closet in my new kitchen. ::tsks::
And I was supposed to take Goldberry in for tests today and put her on a 12 hour fast, and she broke into the cat food with her teeth. Yup. Mama's girl. ::pets her::
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Date: 2006-05-15 07:19 am (UTC)Mahjongg: I KNOW. I take my glasses off and lean sideways and my back hurts, but MAHJONGG!!! *so addicted, OMG*
Life: Entering almost 12 days of no Mr. S. Em is having a rough time of it, now #2 is having a rough time and my bed had too many bodies in it last night. I have a ficathon due, my brain is stuck, and all I can think of to write won't WORK - but it'll be hilarious and make me happy, so... (Gilligan's Island parody. WHAT?!)
Fic: and I HEAR YOU. Dammit, just because there is gay sex... READ IT. Okay, never mind. (would you be bold and put the links to your fic here in comments? That way I can get to them one, two, three?? I want to support my Susi!!)
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Date: 2006-05-15 07:34 am (UTC)There have got to be some bigger damn tiles out there, dammit.
Goldberry is sitting purring madly with her head on my knee. I detect some some smugness.
Fics: (Seriously, if your to do list is making you cry, don't worry. I just <3 your discerning intellect and keen eye and your hair is very shiny. No, kidding aside, When You can. 12 Days of no Mr. S? And kidlets melting down. Oh honey. :;pets you and sends tequila:: )
a href="http://beadtific.livejournal.com/174585.html#cutid1">The Slow Braille of Touch (The Long One with Teh Sex)
a href="http://beadtific.livejournal.com/172772.html?mode=reply">Crackfic part 1
a href="http://beadtific.livejournal.com/172817.html#cutid1">Crackfic part 2
Part 3 still in progress.
Hugs and Smooches,
Me.
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Date: 2006-05-15 07:37 am (UTC)(heading out for a run!!)
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Date: 2006-05-15 11:01 am (UTC)(*smooch* Work those muscles! < -- about four hours too late :D)
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Date: 2006-05-15 11:03 am (UTC)(mmmm, lunch!!)
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Date: 2006-05-15 07:36 am (UTC)*cough*
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Date: 2006-05-15 07:38 am (UTC)Dude. I. LOVE. MAHJONGG. (did you see all the different layouts!?!?)
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Date: 2006-05-15 07:41 am (UTC)*hearts*
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Date: 2006-05-15 08:37 am (UTC)♥!!
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Date: 2006-05-15 08:41 am (UTC)And not exactly the same, but I just had to look up farther/further last night.
Also -- I read that fucked up Sesame Street story yesterday. I can't believe I bookmarked that after you linked it. I did NOT need to read that. (But I'm ickily amused.)
Thanks for the baby's hand link. Good grief. And the mahjongg, just what I need to avoid working today.
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Date: 2006-05-15 08:45 am (UTC)WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS: MAHJONGG!! Um... no I did not stay up until 12:30am on Saturday night playing it. That would be borderline OBSESSIVE.
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Date: 2006-05-15 08:58 am (UTC)DON'T DO IT!!!
It's... it's too late for me. SAVE YOURSELF!
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Date: 2006-05-15 09:29 am (UTC)Also, quoting Han doesn't make one a Nerd. My goodness, I've been doing that for mumblety-mumble years. Oh.
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Date: 2006-05-15 09:40 am (UTC):D
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Date: 2006-05-15 12:10 pm (UTC)*kisses you all up*
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Date: 2006-05-15 02:03 pm (UTC):mahjongs: