Anger turns to fear, fear turns to Hate, hate leads to the Dark Side...

[stoney321]

The amazing thing in this "slam" wherein I'm called a wanker, hag and the opposite of lovely with far too much time on my hands, is how the poster has extra time on their hands to list who they hate.

It'll come to them one day. Or maybe they have irony-resistant blood or something.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to run, visit with actual human bodies, play games, and not participate in the "virtual world" with all this free time for "wanking." (Which in my country means jerking off. How that is something to hate... It's beautiful people! *sniff*)

*passes out sarcasm tablets to the crowd* Off to beat up grandmas and drown kittens! Have a great day, everyone! XDDD

[eta:] HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
oh man. Long Live "The Onion." (the rogue scientist who has his own Scientific Method cracked me up, too.)

Comments

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

Okay, really, that was the funniest hate-thread I've ever read.

*lurves you*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Heeeee!

I like that someone HATES Charisma's nipples. And that someone corrects them: areolas. You hate her areolas.

HATE. Ahahaha!! Morning! *sips coffee*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

heh heh. I've heard that...

I don't mind hate memes - they're pretty damned amusing. It's just... HATE? You HATE that. Hate. Wow.

I hate things like... racism. Injustice. Queer-baiting. Diced onions on my hamburgers. You know, the IMPORTANT things. :D

[pernickety.livejournal.com]

It's Monday, that means it's a day for kicking puppies, Thursdays and Saturdays are for drowning kittesn. Get with the program, lady!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

DAMMIT! You are not the boss of me!!!

*checks schedule* Shit. You're right. *gets puppy kicking shoes on*

[sp23.livejournal.com]

Huh. What cowardly little troglodytes they are that they post such venomous tripe under 'anonymous'

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Nah. It's not venomous, because it doesn't hurt me. :)

And it's so silly - such a waste of time. (Unless it's making fun of hate memes, in which case, well done!)

[petzipellepingo.livejournal.com]

Jennyo, Fox1013, salieri, shipperx, sweetali, rahirah, stoney21, and kantarya and buffyx Personally I'd say that was damn fine company you've been grouped in.
And how lovely of all of them to post anonymously. I'd call them children but frankly that would be insulting actual children.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ha! Yes, not children, more... teenagers. Sulky ones at that. :)

Nah, obviously someone has something to work through there. *shrugs* I find it funny, actually. OMG, I am sew meeeeen. I should be smacked down!

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

1. All those other hate memes are posers anyway. The original HP ones are still the funniest most entertaining.

2. Having your name mentioned in one means you've made it in fandom.

3. Congrats!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

1. the original BtvS ones were funnier, too!
2. omg, KEWL!
3. SQUISH!!!!!!!

[poshcat.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeeee. Well, what's that they say about bad publicity being better than no publicity? And...do you even wank (not that kind, perv)? Or were you involved in a wank three years ago and are now forever tarred with the kerfluffle brush? Honestly, most of us barely talk about BTVS anymore. It's an indignity to a dead body, it is.

PS I am also bothered by Charisma's nipples areolas. Just saying.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

And I am NOT bothered by her bewbies at all. *thinks she's way hot, loved the Playboy spread*

And seriously! in two years, with two "rants" that were almost completely civil save for two or three folks, I'm SEW MEEEN. Ha! That cracks me up. HI POSH!!!

[maegunnbatt.livejournal.com]

*pats* That bullshit is so ridiculous and boring. You responded well, dear.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Heee! Well, its so silly. What else can you do but laugh at it?

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Goddamnit. Am I in no way wanky??? Wave your wank flag proudly, baby! Wanna know why? Remember - I used to edit the Herald, and I've seen most of our fair fandom. Wanna know what most of it is? People posting tri-color What Kind of Hobbit Are YOU? memes.

Yep. People can bitch all they want to about bad!fic, worse manips, Charisma's areolas or how not slashing Gunn and Wesley makes one a racist (we both have written Gunn fic and are safely off that list - WHEW!) but in the end - there's at least someone who enjoys reading wank fodder (whether it's intentionally wanky or not) and therefore such things are necessary in fandom - but c'mon, dude, no one cares about what kind of hobbit you are but you!

Also? You're freakin' funny. FYI. And I'm quitting my job today! (Number One Stoney/Sue fandom rule: Work in a bit of ALL ABOUT ME)

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Omg, Sue, you lose at wank!

[gillo]

I bow down before you O wise and ineffable one. All the hags they list are people who would be worthy company for any writer. You are greatly honoured to be in such company.

It's like the plagiarism kerfuffle of a few months back - before we know it we'll have people sulking that they weren't chosen to be included in this hate list.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

"Before we know it we'll have people sulking that they weren't chosen to be included in this hate list."

Bahahahahahaha!!! Oh, man, you've boiled fandom down to its most squirmy reptilian part. BRILLIANT!

[elisi]

It'll come to them one day. Or maybe they have irony-resistant blood or something.

I bet they're grinning like Andrew (in 'Flooded'):

ANDREW: I still can't believe it. We did it! We can do anything. We could stay up all night if we wanna.

They're just that cool! *nods*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

*so much Andrew love, omg*

[bitterbyrden.livejournal.com]

I'm not real into the BNF namedroppage, as far as hatin' goes, but I did enjoy that meme/thing. I thought it was hilarious. I know, I know, there are way better and more worthwhile things to hate on ...but honestly, that explanation supercedes fandom completely.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

If it was a BNF name droppage, then they screwed up by sticking me in there. I'm not big name nuthin'.

And wank and mockage are good for you: like chips and beer, or something. :D

[julia-here.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to figure out what any of y'all have in common, and have come up with nothing.

I avoid the hate memes; no-one ever seems to hate anything sensible, like ugly pink icons of face-to-face buttsex...

Julia, besides, eventually the few good lines always end up on Fandom Wank, anyway

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I can't figure out what we all have in common, either! ...carbon-based life-forms?

AND YOUR ICON HATE IS SO SENSIBLE. Or braided pigtails on a man manips, that sort of thing. That's worthy of hate. So is litter, Julia. So is litter.

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Eh, it's all goofiness. This person seems to have grabbed a bunch of random names more than anything else.

Meanwhile, let's talk about important stuff. LIKE DRINKING! Which we will do together in just a few days, yay!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

DRINKING, YES!! I am bringing tequila. We must find limeade and/or limes Friday, and we are SET.

[rahirah]

Those things always kinda weird me out. Personally, if I really truly hate someone, I try to avoid reading 'em in the first place, because, well, I hate 'em. It's a bit freaky to imagine people trolling LJ for posters they hate just so they can seethe about 'em anonymously.

On the other hand, I have zero respect for people who participate in anonymous hate memes to begin with, so...eh.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*nods* And what the hell have you done? Be sensible? Have thoughtful posts?

OH! YOUR DINOSAUR ICON. It "others" people. You should look into that, you old cow. *g*

(and ditto on the avoiding things I hate. I'm a "half-full" kind of gal, myself.)

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

Girl, HAG? Have they seen you? You're sleek and adorable and shiny, like an otter. A really clever otter that knows their stupidity is going to bite them in the ass one day. OMG.

You're running in the midday morning sun of Dallas? You are made of stronger stuff than I, I tell you! Sheesh.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ah, but I sweat out all the bile and bitterness of my hagitude, you see.

SUSI!!!!! Oh, I wanted to be there this past weekend (but it was not to be with Mr. S's schedule.) I hear it was FANTASTIC, and I'm so glad you have J and your lovely life. *smoooooch*

[lynnenne]

http://btvshate.livejournal.com/594.html?thread=36690#t36690

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

LYNNE.

I love you. Heeeeeeeee!! You rule.

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

Morning smoochies to my fellow hag! Just remember, my wrinkles are deeper than yours, so there. You wanker.

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

eeeeeee, icon! *petses it*

[dancetomato.livejournal.com]

I have a friend who insists on calling it "self-pleasuring" because "masturbation" is such an ugly word for such a beautiful thing.

I don't hate you. I loooooove you. *shows you how much I looooooove you--with tongue*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OMG, dun other meee over using masterbashun, GOD.

Okay, sugar tits makes me laugh my ass off. That's TOTALLY a term of endearment I can stand behind. :D

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

Can you teach me to be a hag also? I feel so berefit.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yes. Step one: obtain an LJ.
Step two: give a few opinions, and laugh.
Step three: dare to not love everything in fandom.

Welcome aboard. :D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I SAW YOU AND DID YOU, WHORE!

I am STARVING. What gives?? Also: I'm off to buy toilet paper. Aren't I exciting? (And why are happy meal toys So Wonderful? JEEEESUS.)

[zyrya]

Hee! Oh, the stupid is like an endless river of poo.

You can achieve economies of scale if you choke the grannies with some of the kittens, then use the granny bodies to drown the remaining kittens.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

It's the River Styx! But without cool 80s rock costumes.

Ooooooh, that's a fantastic idea. PLUS: the leftover cans of cat food (I use them for bait) can be used to bean birds and kill them, YES!!

[janedavitt.livejournal.com]

I got trashed at fanfic hate many years ago. Welcome to the club ::hands out button and stompy boots to deal with the cowardly little pissants::

::cuddles you::

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I am climbing the ladder to BNF greatness! One day... One fine day they will ALL HATE ME! Wait...

*tickles you*

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

I hate you too, Stoney!!

And of course by that I mean I love you to bits and *squish* you because you are smart and funny & byooteeful.

Silly wankers! I think they need more of the fun alone-time wanking to improve their dispositions!

(although I do still think you are insane because you run! OMG, if you see me running EVER you should probably haul ass because something bad is chasing me!)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

RUNNING IS GOOD FOR YOU! Except I'm not supposed to be doing it... at all. Erps! Um... Sorry, Doc, but if I don't move I spazz out even more!

OMG I AM HATED, RAWQUE!
lml ^_^ lml

[anelith.livejournal.com]

I've been hearing about this thing called "fandom hate" but hadn't seen it until now -- still blinking in shock. People actually waste time on this? And include you?

Ooooookay...

*adds another note to Crazy Fandom File*

:*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Isn't it hilarious? I love that there's all that extra time to complain about stuff, but not MAKE stuff. *shrugs*

HI!!!! Did you have a fantastic weekend, or what? So exciting! (I suck at email lately - I'm running around like a chicken with its head cut off, but I love you, my Anne-girl!)