Yes, New York! It's really us, Barnaby and Cornelius!

[stoney321]

(All the guests of Mr. Hackl are feeling great and look spectacular...) What? Isn't "NY, NY" by Frank Sinatra a little over-done? CHECKLIST:

• clothes - variety of weather conditions - CHECK


• raincoat - CHECK (and boooo, East Coast. Booo.)


• passport, false identity, key to a new life hidden under secret obsidian pavestone on 114th and 5th Ave - CHECK


• lube, bongs, number to that guy in the Bronx with "firepower" - CHECK


• ocelot fur coin-purse - CHECK


• positive mental attitude - CHECK


• barely legal porn - CHECK


• other reading material for the flight - CHECK


• map of Manhattan - CHECK


• laser pen- CHECK


• bibles - DOUBLE CHECK


• white-noise-canceling headphones (you have no idea how much cherusha talks - be prepared!) - CHECK


• BOTTLE OF MILAGRO SILVER TEQUILA - CHICKITY-CHECK


• sacks of cash - CHECK (they even have a dollar sign on them! That'll make them seem like props as I saunter through NYC carrying them, so I won't get mugged. Right?)


• extra snacks for plane since they don't FEED US ANYMORE - .....check.

And because this is really, really funny: a final link before I go from McSweeny's. 13 Writing Prompts. Now, don't y'all go doing anything entertaining while I'm gone, 'kay?

Comments

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

Have fun, cutie! Try not to get arrested this time...

[ely-jan.livejournal.com]

*runs after your plane* *waves from the tarmac* Have fun darlin! Don't forget those of us who await your return!! Remember the children! *blows kisses*

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

Have a great time, and put that tequila in a zip lock baggie or something, 'cause you don't want to smell like a booze hound without the joy of actual ingesting. ::wiggles eyebrows at you::


::twirls you::

[tinpanalley.livejournal.com]

You've got "built-in elegance"! No doubt about it! *squeals* Hello Dolly! God, I love musical references!

HAVE A BLAST!

[blueswan9.livejournal.com]

Have a wonderful time.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

laser pen- CHECK - Heeeee! I left you several blacklight messages on the frame for Jack Wagner's ginormous billboard of Jekyll and Hyde. Subversive! Yes. I did that. In 2000. Before I knew you. Hmm...think it's still there?

Have a great time OMG don't love Cherusha more than meeeee! Okay, you're allowed on account of how she's AWESOME.

[swmbo.livejournal.com]

*beams*

I am totally asking for book recs from people WHILE YOU ARE GONE! Just to torment you.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

AHHHHHHH! You did!! But the joke's on you, because my LONGER trip is in two weeks, and now I will be even more weighed down with books which equals JOY!!

*bookmarks* :D

[swmbo.livejournal.com]

Hahahhahahhahaah

Darn :p

[drusplace.livejournal.com]

Have a fantabulous time! And don't do anything I wouldn't, er, you wouldn't, oh just havbe FUN!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_divya_/]

Hee, awesome list! Have fun!

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Dude, I've been messing up my packing for trips for years! I could never figure out what I forgot. I'm checking out your list going "yup, yup, yup." Right there at the top...clothes - variety of weather conditions - CHECK
All these years I knew I was forgetting something.

[zyrya]

Barnaby and Cornelius omg you're SO CUTE!

::pinches your cheek::

I find those white-noise headphones are freaky and give me an instant headache. But a weird headache, like IN THE BRAINCELLS instead of the muscles. Which is impossible, since brain cells have no sense nerves. Makes me want to put on the tinfoil hat.

[crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com]

Have fun! Don't forget the SNACK BAG.