GAH.

[stoney321]

I'm being pulled in like, fifty directions at once. I'm late posting fic, I'm behind on commenting at a_list_celebs (which is back open for business, by the way, yay!), and there are at least three fics in the Gud Summries ficathon I haven't read yet, which makes me a shitty hostess. Argh! (So you know, more fics have come in, and I've managed to catch one of them: lostakasha's very naughty and hilarious felching/suicide fic. AHAHAHA! So up my alley with the inappropriate humor. But there were more gems! pluckyantihero's maniacle penguin fic with the incredibly sly Monty Python reference! Roller rink Buffy/Angel from crazydiamondsue! And many, many more. The masterlist is here.

And I have a bathroom to finish painting. (Mr. S thought this would be a great day to start opening paint cans and then leave.) Emails to answer. Children to feed. A mother to avoid (oh god.) Fic to write. Games to play. A kitchen to clean. A garden... FUCK. I'd like four extra hours plus a nap, please.

If I haven't replied to an email or comment, it's not because of anything other than my insane list of things/responsibilities keeping me from you. ACK! And I was nominated for two of my fics, and I can't TELL YOU how much I appreciate it! My Andrew in Scotland fic (oh, that makes me so happy - thank you, thank you) and my biblical Connor fic, Blood Will Out at the Serenity on the Hellmouth awards. THANK YOU. (My Connor fics are my faves, and also get the least amount of feedback, so it just made my day. Muchas gracias, anonymous!)

TIME. I could use some. Sorry! Back... soon? *whimper*

OH!! AND PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN IS TOMORROW OMG. I WILL BE THERE. Norrington. You'll see. YOU'LL ALL SEE!! (Keira Knightly grosses me out. FUCK. Eat something and close your damn mouth!! This may be the best website EVER.)

[ETA] and ignore the irony, plzkthx. This fic must be read!! Read it out loud with a fake French accent, and if you have a beret, all the better. DEAR GOD!! So. Happy.

Comments

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

Well now I have a bunch of stuff tagged to read later. I didn't know you'd written Connor fic. I've tagged the fic above and I'll have to check your memories at some point for more of them.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*while surfing for saag paneer recipe for din*

I've written a bunch of Connor fic, if you're interested. I went back and re-read that piece, and the beginning's a bit wonky to me - could probably use some re-working to not be so gimmicky, but it picks up. There's a tag on that fic that takes you to the others, if you are ever interested.

And man, some of the fics coming in on this ficathon are more than I'd hoped for. FUN!

Now the real question is, did anyone get into the naan while I was painting the bathroom? *puts rice in steamer*

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Have a good dinner. I don't know if I'll ever cook rice again. It's just too hard to do at this altitude. Pasta takes forever, but it's not as tricky as rice.

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG PIRATES JACK NORRINGTON OMG OMG

[have been lurking around eljay; fandom (the part that didn't love him before) totally in love with Scruffington, w00t!]

[also have to work tomorrow; will not see until prob. Saturday. BOO.]

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, crap! I forgot about the altitude and cooking. Bah.

Pressure cookers, right? *sends cookies, instead*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OMG OMG YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE KEIRA ALL OF A SUDDEN, DO YOU HEAR???

I am going to move heaven and earth to go tomorrow. If you feel a shifting under your feet, that's what it is. JACKDAV. Heart.

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

Yeah, from what I've read a pressure cooker is the way to go. I think I'll get one eventually. For now I muddle along with extra water and longer times and stuff. I've got a couple good cookbooks since the move with some good tips in them. But it's definitely a change from being at sea level.

Mmm. Cookie.

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

WILL PROMISE NOT TO LIKE KEIRA IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO LIKE ORLANDO BLOOM OMG.

WHY HAVE I NO SCRUFFINGTON ICON?? NGUH.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Congratulations on the noms!!! Especially the Connor fic. Thank you for the name check and ... dude we have to stop having 2 hour phone conversations because it leaves me with nothing to comment to your posts.

WEASEL PENIS!

[cordelianne.livejournal.com]

Congratulations on your nominations!!!! Yay!!! I'm adding the Connor fic to my "to read" list - I heart Connor.

And I've been reading lots of the ficathon stories and they're so funny and awesome. And I still have more to look forward to! Thanks for hosting such a fun event!

And yay for Pirates!! I'll be watching it on Saturday night, which isn't opening night but close. And I hear you about Keira Knightly. *g*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Dude, SERIOUSLY. She is never without her lips parted. Okay, I get that the plump mouth edges are the only fleshy thing ON her, but she NEVER closes her mouth! SHe has to be a mouth breather.

(And I'm a Norrington girl, so if you've ever listened to the DVD commentary with her and JackDav? She NEVER shuts her yap. "Oh, look! Here's me! Aren't I pretty?" Glah.)

There were some GREAT stories that came out of this ficathon, huh? I'm so glad everyone had fun with it! Yayness! Also: exclamation point!! (I seem to be using a bunch here...)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Weasel penis makes it go down easier. Bye bye boys! (The great thing is KNOW you'll get that.)

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! "He's been mostly dead all day!"

[anelith.livejournal.com]

Congrats on the nominations!!!

Wish I could FedEx you some extra time! Come to think of it, I could use some of that myself. Just told Ron on the phone that there's no food in the house and I just can't face going out on yet another errand, so I think it'll be take-out for dinner.

Although I'm terribly excited about Pirates, I think it'll be next weekend before we see it. Got to make plans with our sitter!

So. sleepy. Can't. nap. Waah!

Can't believe I did that

[spuffyduds.livejournal.com]

Oh, ACK. I was browsing back over your entries (because it's more fun to look at people's writings after you have a mental picture of them from meeting them!) And just a few days after this post I titled a Connor fic ::utter headdesk:: "Blood Will Out." I know I'd seen this entry before but the title just didn't pop up in my head as something I'd read recently on LJ. Sheesh. I'm sorry. I will come up with another title.

Re: Can't believe I did that

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, man! Great minds think alike! Normally I wouldn't care (hive mind and all, right?) but it was nominated for a few awards, so the story moved past my LJ, you know?

(But seriously - don't sweat it. I'm surprised things like that don't happen all the time!) *huge hugs*