Things that are awesome:

[stoney321]

• Me.
• YOU.
• Many margaritas at lunch time.
• A bartender that is SHAMELESS with the flirting - Mr. S was RIGHT THERE.
• Extra shots in those margaritas.
• Not having to drive back.
• A whole hour and a half to sleep it off/sober up before picking up kids
• TELLING MYSELF I AM NOT SAD. (ie: pathetic.  FOR CLARITY.  :D )
  
• the Little Miss Sunshine soundtrack (thank you, A!!)
• emailing EntreNous on the importance of Will Ferrell's thighs
• Writing an angry letter to the editor this morning about their suporting a columnist that is ANTI-SCIENCE and misspelling "phosphorus" in said letter HAHAHAHA. Pwn.
• Knowing that it is FRIDAY.
• Deciding to move ahead with a fic and make it GOOD, and not make it FAST
• Also, there will be cookies later today.

GLORIA GLORIA  In Excelsis DEO!  hahaha.  I should sleep this off....  (why is that a "drunk" Spock?  I should fix that...)

(In case it's not clear, *I* am the one that misspelled phosphorus.  Which is why it's extra funny.  HAHAHA, I am DUM-BUH.)

Comments

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

I like drunk!you SOOOOOOO MUCH. HAHAHAHA, I'M ADVOCATING ALCOHOLISM. Drink, Stoney, DRINK!!


(When--when, not if--I came out to see you sometime, we must get drunk. And have sex. And drink some more.)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*chugs! chugs!*

I SEE THAT SCRATCH OUT. I can get you a bus ticket for NOTHING. *leers* Also, *body shots*

[tinpanalley.livejournal.com]

Drunken lunches are always a good idea! I fully support them!

And, double yay for Fridays and cookies!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OH EM GEE, TODAY IS GLORIOUS.

Tequila and cookies need a few hours in between, though. *waits to bake cookies for one hour before swimming*

[the-grapevine.livejournal.com]

I haven't been drunk in ages. Have fun!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*sets alarm and flops on sofa*

NON STOP PARTY, WHOOO! :D

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Thighs! Yum!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA!! I can link you picutres from his second triathalon if you need it! (OMG, he and David Duchovny race TOGETHER. The POSSIBILITIES IN MY HEAD.)

[marlo.livejournal.com]

mmmmmmm, drunch.

Stoney, you're a capslock-oholic. You're addicted to capslockohol.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT OMG IAM-

*sobs* You're totally right. I... Hello, my name is Stoney, and I LOVE CAPSLOCK. (heee!)

[cordelianne.livejournal.com]

Yay for drunk Stoney!! Many margaritas at lunch sounds very very awesome! *ponders sneaking out of the office so I can drink a margarita ... or two*

Mmmm cookies!! I went to buy my favourite chocolate chip cookie from Starbucks today and they didn't have it. So now I'm really craving cookies! And am considering making the trek to a Starbucks that's further away just for the cookie.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I am no longer buzzed, WOE. (Hahaha. No, that's not sad!)

You should HAVE cookies. You should MAKE THEM, for hot fresh cookies are the best thing ever, next to puppy snorfles and kitten burps.

Wait...

[anelith.livejournal.com]

Happy Friday, Laura! What kind of cookies? Mmmm...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HI, sweetheart!! They are chocolate chip with chucolate chunks and walnuts and they JUST went in the oven, YUM. *watches clock*

[ely-jan.livejournal.com]

*sitsupon* What a good good good Friday! This is why YOU are the leader. Yes.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Today is SO good! Best thing? It's NOT OVER. And for some, JUST BEGINNING. Unless you're dovil in which case, it's clearly Tuesday, March 14, 2315, and that's the WORST DAY EVER.

Hahahaha. *shares cookies*

[beanbeans.livejournal.com]

Cookies and tequlia are two of my favoritest things. Being drunk on tequila? Even betterer. :P
Yay, Friday!

Another thing that is awesome:
Stoney!

Have a good weekend! *smooches*

[beanbeans.livejournal.com]

Heh. You can tell that I've had some because I can't spell it. *headdesk*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YOU TOO!!!

(Hee hee!! *clinks glasses*)

[st_salieri.livejournal.com]

Writing an angry letter to the editor this morning about their suporting a columnist that is ANTI-SCIENCE and misspelling "phosphorus" in said letter HAHAHAHA. Pwn.

This is why you are loved. :)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA!! OMG, Salieri, he GUIDES PEOPLE TO PLANT BY THE MOON'S PHASES. WTFuck???

Also, he CONSTANTLY takes pot shots at Aggie Hort. Every. Single. Week. (Guess where I trained for my MG?) The man thinks every solution to tree problems is to pull the dirt away from the flare (where the trunk and roots meet) and spray orange oil on the leaves. HEY, maybe someone's tree is dying because they've wacked all around the base with a weed-wacker?!?

BAH. PHOS-PHOR-US. Haha. And Pluto is a NON-PLANET. Hee!!!

[romanyg.livejournal.com]

YOU are awesome.

COOKIES!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD HAVE SOME!! *slips a few in your bag with a handwritten note:*

♥
U!

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

HAHA, and here I thought I was going to have to fly there to console you! ya big baby.

emailing EntreNous on the importance of Will Ferrell's thighs

ok, public explanation. thesis style.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT A BABY!! I am a dork and I am lame but I am not a baby. oh em gee, come CONSOLE me, rawr!

The Impactification Of Thigh-Length In Proportion To Dusting Of Hair and Quadricep Definiton On Socio-economic Comedic Development of Tingling In My Pants, By Stoney.

In Forty-Seven Parts.

Part the First:
Nguh.

:D

[beadbeauty.livejournal.com]

When you wrote Gloria, were you totally doing Dad's version?

Gloria, GLORIA In exCHELSIS DEY-O. gloria gloria inexcelsis DEO. GLORIA GLORIA IN EXCELSIS DEO ....

and peace.... on earth....

Holy cow that brings me back.

[beadbeauty.livejournal.com]

PS why are you sad?

Do you like my ANIMATED AVATARS? See? I'm as nerdy as you AND beth!!!

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

You misspelled phosphorous? Looser.

Long email later.