Oktoberfest guide for the determined

[stoney321]

As Oktober fest kicks off, I thought I'd post a few helpful phrases to ensure a good time had by all.

 Bsuffa (drunk), biesln (to urinate), schbeim (to vomit) and obandln (to flirt).

Also: Konnen Sie mit bitte helfen? (Can you help me, please?)  Ich mochte gerne schbeim.  (I'd like to vomit.)  Sprechen Sie langsamer, bitte, Ich bsuffa.  (Speak more slowly, please, I'm drunk.)

Have fun solipsae !

Also, I'd like to say how grossed out I am right now.  I was scratching DarthAnne's chin, felt some crust, imagined it was kitty food and it was DRIED BUNNY BLOOD.  I am not Jodie Foster!  Stop killing to prove your love for me!!!

And, in praise of my husband who works for The Man, we have free tickets to the symphony to hear them perform The Lord Of The Rings.  Woot!  The Dallas Symphony is fantastic, and the performance hall is one of the best in the world.  I am excited to get dressed up and have fun.  Two more weeks...

Tomorrow I am volunteering for the Master Gardener association at a huge outdoor showcase, so it should be interesting.  I am totally joking.  I'll be bored, no one will come talk to us, because people don't like working in their gardens.  That's what lawn services are for.  Sigh.  But, I get to wear my cool badge, and who doesn't like wearing a badge??

Everyone have a terrific weekend.  Do it.  And write nice long posts about all of your illicit activities because Mr. Stoney is heading back to NOLA.  Waaaaahhhh!

And last chance to learn German:     Ich hatte gerne ein Bier, bitte.  (I'd like a beer please.)  Bitte zeigen Sie mir auf dieser Karte wo ich bin.  (Please show me on this map where I am.)  Es tut mir sehr leid.  Er war sehr ungezogen.  (I am very sorry.  He was very naughty.)  Kann ich bitte die Druse sehen? (May I see your Gland please?)  Mir ist schwindlig.  (I am dizzy.)  Tschus!  (informal good-bye.)

Comments

[phfeenikz.livejournal.com]

Danke, my girlfriend would love this posting.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Bitte! Tschus! Kann ich bitte ein Kilo Wurste? or, Meine Bindungen sind zu lose.

(you're welcome! Bye! Can I please have a kilo of sausages? My bindings are too loose.)

Not much in this life is more romantic than German.

[dodyskin.livejournal.com]

ohohohohohohohohoho

::take short breaths::

Gerrrrman.

ohohohohohohohohohoho

Some Oompah music for this first day of Oktoberfest...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM...
\ / \ / \ / \ BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

Our feet are sane! Shoes!

Re: Some Oompah music for this first day of Oktoberfest...

[dodyskin.livejournal.com]

Eeek. Flashback! (I played the tuba in primary school)

[solipsiae.livejournal.com]

I'm a big fan of onomototmotootontotpoeia so I particularly like the ones for drunk, piss and vomit. I can see myself saying each one while being/doing each one.

(think of Stimpy's hairball: HWARF!)

If you can still grab the floor, you're not drunk!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

But I've had this bar of soap... since I was... a child!!!

I ended up not going to oktoberfest. :( BOO

[solipsiae.livejournal.com]

My LOVELY ice cream bar! How I long to lick your creeeeeamy center!

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Oktoberfest...mmm...sausages and beer, I need nothing else in this life. 'Cept the Buffyverse boys, but, well, duh.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

And maybe some good, hot mustard. Which weiner you put it on...

Rauspedeutch! Streudel! Aaaaaaaannnd I'm tapped.

Just got back from die Biergarten wis Oktoberfest Spaeten Munchin. Wheat beer is da bomb! Hee hee.

Eich bien ein Berliner

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I am a donut!
I am not Jodie Foster! Stop killing to prove your love for me!!!
Spit. Diet Dr. Pepper. Everywhere.
I haven't been to Oktoberfest in years. I was frightened by a bratwurst as a child. I am presently stuffed full of the best greasy Mexican food in OKC and beta-ing Caza's Anya story. He's funny. Saving the fair for tomorrow. I'll keep a count of summer teeth (some 'er here, some 'er there) for you.

Re: Eich bien ein Berliner

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I was just about to say (in my best Homer Simpson voice) Mmmm. Jelly doughnuts....

I never liked brats or ze kraut der sauer until Mr. Stoney. now I love love love it!! Viz ze shpisee mustard, ya.

Have fun tomorrow!! DOn't get all "fair"-d out tho, save some room for Big D.

Diet Dr. Pepper. Check. Caza's drink of choice?

Re: Eich bien ein Berliner

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

He's a total without predjudice Coke or Pepsi man. Also? Kool-Aid brand lemonade. You have kids - I'm sure it'll work. Oh, and juice boxes and string cheese? Can't go wrong there. The man's eight years-old.

Re: Eich bien ein Berliner

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Coke! If you were looking at me right now, you would be laughing. There was a hare-lipped woman selling cokes at a U of Ark. game and she yelled it like she was angry. I am a nice person. It was the anger that made me laugh, not the hare-lip, by the way.

Juice boxes- check. String cheese-check. Individually wrapped snack foods- check. Alcohol- check. I went shopping earlier and saw the lovely 600 thread count sheets that will adorn the place for your slumber when you come. It will be a vacation! There will be comfort and fun! I will put mints on your pillows! After you've woken up, to be sure. And will shall laugh at the carnies. And eat meat on sticks.

OKC

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hey! Did you and Caza get high with Macaulay Caulkin and bust him tonight? I thought y'all was DEcent folks. Hee! I need to step away from the computer and put the kids to bed....

Re: OKC

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Nah, Macaulay was totally bogarting. We heard it on the news and we're all, "Wah?" This is Local - Late Breaking? Then we heard the OKC angle and cracked up. OK should be the one state you can freely drive across while holding. Just sayin'.

[chantal87.livejournal.com]

Ich liebe meinen Büstenhalter
Yep, thats all I got.

Johnson, Navin R. I'm somebody! I'm somebody!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I love it, too. *wink*

Ich bien liebe micht liebe dicht. (I'm loving you loving me.)