Ike has left the building, but the Reverend Billy Bob is in

In honor of a new LJ  buddy  being raised in a Pentecostal environment, I give you:

MY LIFE AS TOLD BY THE REVEREND BILLY BOB  (Jimmy Joe is just not "Christ" enough, you know?)

( Shpladou!  Religion is funny!  Sure it is! )

Now, if my doctor's visits went like THAT, I'd go more.  Instead, I get to fill out FORMS!!  Whee!! And they all have the same info on it, but just slightly different.  Why can't they ask all of the questions on ONE sheet (make it a long one!) instead of me filling out the same info on four different papers?

Now, I have nothing in life to complain about, but then, were would my fun come from?  Ridiculing things is where the fun comes in.  And if you don't like it, Ike'll make a comeback and slap some sense into yo ass.  Pain medication is fun!

It's getting crowded in here.

From the journal that brought you the smooth stylings of Ike Turner, to the fierce and impassioned preacher of Reverend Billy Bob, LJ now brings you...

( AHNOLD DE SPOKESMAN - DA MOUTH OF DA PEOPLES )

Did anyone stomach that shit?  And one of the "People of Color" they focused on to show how diversive a group they are was an EMPLOYEE!!  You could see his earpiece.  I may unleash Ike on the world if Bush (Asshat) wins!!  I pity the fool!!  Mr. T?  You here too?  Damn straight!  Kids, listen to thuh T.  Eat your veggies, drink your drugs, stay away from milk. Get ya ass out there and vote. 

*walks off to the theme song of A team*

I need help.  I need sleep.