For a non-christian, I sure have fun at this time of year...

Emily (who is three) is singing "Santa Claus is Coming To Town" and repeating over and over (and over and OVER) in a monotone voice:
"You better not shout, you better not cry, you don't wanna shout, just don't wanna cry..." It's like the nurse at the asylum passing out meds at 5 to rocking and drooling patients... Merry Christmas!

On a second note, I'm sad in my heart about Lemony Snickett having Jim Carrey in the Count Olaf role. Shoulda been Jeremy Irons with really bad and obvious disguises. It would have been more true to the books and funnier in a less obvious way.

( Thirdly, anyone looking for an alternate gift idea that is cool and (best off) cheap? Try this:  )

Gotta finish my gingerbread men today and prepare for the kids to come storming home hyped up on sugar. More karruhls later! Cordy and the Cordettes have a song for everyone...

More Karruhls while I bake yummy cookies!

Okay, I'm a dork. I think we've established that. You know the song by Band-Aid? With Duran Duran and Boy George and U2 and everyone from the 80s? Well, here's my version sung by Cordelia and the Cordettes, which special solo by Harmony.
( More Carols, er Karuhls! )

If you, too, have no shame, you can check out the other samplings here. I'm so very wrong.

wow. champagne tastes good

Crazy stalker neighbors came over to play cards. Are serioiusly right wing. Convinced them that teaching sex ed in school is not wrong. WTF? Got them with the following argument: teaching about your body's changes is natural like catching a virus or teaching fractions. "Well, I think it oversteps boundaries by teaching sex ed, and I don't think the school should decide ehat is important." So, should we quit teaching fractions? I mean, aren't you teaching that to your kids? You're a fucking moron.

I think it was the "you're a fucking moron" that made them concede. I'm like a master debator and shit. SUE!! Worked your joke in! Right? This seems HILARIOUS to me.

Watched "Rudolph the Red nosed Reindeer tonight with the kids and decided it's the WORST MESSAGE EVER to teach your kids. Example: Santa checks out Donner's new baby. "Oh, he's beautiful! And smart! WTF! Look at that disfigurement! SHAME ON YOU." Santa actually says "shame on you." WOW. Then everyone hates the crippled reindeer and he runs away. And meets the gay, dentist elf. Misfit is code for gay, BTW. No one gives a shit about them until they need something from them. NICE. Oh! And at the beginning the elves sing a song for Santa and he's all pissy about them wasting his time. Santa's a cock!!

Wow. Good thing I don't believe in hell or I'd be shaking in my boots right about now. Mr. Stoney is "wanting" me, so i think this should just end. My god. Have I made any sense? I made an icon. It might suck. Lesson: champange = tasty. 2 bottles alone? Maybe a bit much. I have corrected a bunch of words. I love my flist. Need Wesley soundtrack............