More Karruhls while I bake yummy cookies!

[stoney321]

Okay, I'm a dork. I think we've established that. You know the song by Band-Aid? With Duran Duran and Boy George and U2 and everyone from the 80s? Well, here's my version sung by Cordelia and the Cordettes, which special solo by Harmony.


~~~Do They Know about Prada At All? (Sung to Do They Know It's Christmas Time At All?)

It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid,
It's Christmas time, we buy up bags made by Kate Spade
And in our world of beauty, we can share a tip or two...
Throw your Bonnie Bell away, we'll re-do you!

But say a prayer, pray for the ugly ones
With bad skin tone, pimples that weigh a ton
Throw away things from your closet
This means the "softer side of Sears"

No more poly-blended pants suits, no more outdated "Homie gear"
And the big, gross shoes you're wearing
ANd pleated slacks that seal your doom
(Harmony sings to Cordy) Well, tonight thank God it's them, instead of you!

And there won't be gift cards for the crap at Penny's
The greatest gift you'll get this year is us
Oh, we'll pluck your big eyebrows, color charts: the whys and hows.
I mean, do you know about Prada at all?

Buy Black Label...
Don't buy any crappy clothes at all
Buy Black Label...
Don't buy any crappy clothes at all
(fade)

If you, too, have no shame, you can check out the other samplings here. I'm so very wrong.

Comments

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

*falls out of chair...hits head...shits pants...you know, laughs and stuff*

Damn it! That "thank God it's them instead of you" makes me cry every time Bono (or whoever) sings it - and you made me laugh out loud.

Throw your Bonnie Bell away, we'll re-do you!

You're the true meaning of Christmas.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I scribbled notes down for this song at a red light yesterday with an arrow at that line and HARMONY in big letters.

Man, I am trying my damdest to get folks on my flist (Jew or Muslim, Christian or Thinking, *snerk*) into a happier mood. I'm doing my part, dammit!

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Man, I am trying my damdest to get folks on my flist (Jew or Muslim, Christian or Thinking, *snerk*) into a happier mood. I'm doing my part, dammit!

And Baby Jesus and the Maccabees and Ayesha (Mohammed's wife...how smart am I?) bless you for it.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

What about Gannesh? Or the Snow God? Or Zues, ya fucking racist.

(You IS smart. Look at you throwing out Ayesha!!)

[uberaeryn.livejournal.com]

*distracted from laughing by Bono comment*

Yes, duh, it's BONO.

*glares*

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

It could have been Simon Le Bon...or not. Yes, I suck. But hey...Ayesha!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I, personally, am going to do my best to bring back ancient Egyptian worship.

*begins transcribing Silent Night into song about Ra*

Hee hee. Cthulhu.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

And there won't be gift cards for the crap at Penny's
The greatest gift you'll get this year is us
Oh, we'll pluck your big eyebrows, color charts: the whys and hows.
I mean, do you know about Prada at all?

Laughed so hard the other people in the house are looking at me funny. Why are they here? Can't they just pay the utilities and go?

My mood is good now.
*sticks Menorah on pine tree, lights it*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Tee hee! you should put the blood of virgins and pour wine all over the tree while you're at. In case Christianity is wrong, you know. Don't want to piss off the eagle-headed god of night or anything...

[mirasol.livejournal.com]

Now that's the cover version they should have released.

Then I would have bought it and felt good about it. Instead of buying it and feeling guilty that I didn't want to play it.

Memorising your version, so I can sing along next time I hear it.

It's so cold outside I think it might snow.
/is excited
/realises that she's still got lots of Christmas presents to buy.
Oh, poo.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I love this craziness. I have a sickness, and I will ackowledge it.

Snow!! SHopping!! (still a week, and who the fuck cares? your friendship is present enough for me, mate!)

<--The Bitch is Back!

[mskakaako.livejournal.com]

You know the song by Band-Aid? With Duran Duran and Boy George and U2 and everyone from the 80s?

Aw...that's one of my favourites. The new one is utter crap. Or rubbish, as they say in the UK. Even Bono and Thom Yorke can't save it from sucking. Bleah.

Anyway...heeeeheee! The Cordettes! Aw, I miss beeyatchy Cordy. She was the bestest. Haha..the Bono solo part was the bestest. Also, what is this Prada you speak of?

Re: <--The Bitch is Back!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I miss early buffy cordy. And early Willow, you know, the softer side of sears willow. caps are for pussies. Or people who have drank less than me.

SHUT UP. you know Prada. you all pretty and hip and shit.

<--Here's my 'cute' icon...

[mskakaako.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP. you know Prada. you all pretty and hip and shit.

Ha! You got the 'shit' part right. Yeah, baby...I'm full of it!

Love your icon, babe. Our school counsellor has the exact same poster of the mama and baby giraffe. Aw...