Oh joy!! More Bad(great!)fic!! (It's what I really wanted for Christmas)

Since everyone in LJ-land is off doing WHATEVER it is when you aren't entertaining me, I had to amuse myself. By reading FOUR bad!fic stories. Don't kid yourself and think I wasn't having fun. I got out my pad of paper and a pen and recorded the best of the worst to share. I'm so happy!!
( More fun with Bad!Fic )

And now for something completely different: got a card today from violethamster that STILL has me laughing. Jesus' Bar Tips: He makes a drink so good you'd swear it was a miracle! HA HA HA!! I love my flist. (says like Jame Gumb:) I'd love you. I'd love you so hard.