Final Chapter of Silence of the Hams. WHEW.

And aren't you glad? Now that I've alienated 95% of my flist... Remember: it's a READING LIST. If you need to knock me off, feel free, no harm, no foul.

Here we go! Previous chapters under the cut, disclaimer, etc. with the first chapter.

( NO! Don't you leave me down here, you bitch! This guy's f*cking crazy! )

And a happy birthday and a well-made cake to sweptawaybayou! I hope it's a great day filled with loveliness! *smooch*