I am freeeeeeeeeeee!

And what do I do? Fart around on the computer. But I walked 5 miles today! With a stroller! Uphill! In the wind! I also just took a literal cat nap. I became a cat. No, I laid down for a quickie (not the fun kind) and ALL THE CATS jumped up and snuggled. Whee! But Hope has stinky breath so I left their kitty cabal and shamed their poor dental hygiene. They blinked at me a lot. They are ASSHOLES.

I AM FASCINATING. Hey! How about some polls?

( Don't even ACT like you don't wanna click. )

I'm going to make pad Thai with spicy shrimp for lunch. And then make SHORTBREAD. And then finish my final bit of the Scottish ficathon Andrew thingamajigger.

Spam me with jokes! Links! Porn! I dun kair. TAKE MY POLL. Doo eet.

[ETA]: I are dum. The "three words or less" was made into three LETTERS or less. Scrabble call out! Make it count, people.