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Or Roll the Vote. Unless you're a little bit country, then Country the Vote. See why country music is lame? That doesn't sound right. In all fairness, neither does Zydeco the Vote. Although you would get way more points in Scrabble for that. Possibly a triple word score. I took advantage of Early Voting last week to avoid standing in long lines with Right Wing Christians (sorry if you're one - I don't like the eye rolling I get from my "Go Kinky" t-shirt.) Now, while I don't think Kinky's going to win, I vote my conscious every voting year. Which my dad mocks me for. Every voting year. I hate seeing voting like moves on a chess board. I vote who I want to win, and nothing pisses me off like someone telling me I wasted my vote.
NOT VOTING IS WASTING A VOTE. [/end voting discussion] Except that ANYONE BUT RICK PERRY is going to be a win. I hate that em eff. And I don't use that word often.
I gotta get moving today, and I found out that my satellite provider has Sirius Satellite built in! No, I don't feel dumb that I've had this for two years and just realized that Alternative Nation with my most favorite DJ ever (George Gimarck) has been with me ALL ALONG. I feel like Dorothy when Glenda said she had the power to get home all along. Which, that needs to be modernized. So Dorothy pulls an AK-47 out of her wee doggie basket and stock-butts Glenda in the gut for making her almost DIE. I mean, Scarecrow was assaulted! "They took some of me out and put me over there! And then they took some of my stuffing and put me over here!" "That's you. All over the place." Okay, now I'm seeing Ross Gellar as the Scarecrow and Chananndler Bong as the Tin Man. Which clearly makes Phoebe Glenda, Rachel is Dorothy (with a hairless cat instead of Toto) and Monica is the Wicked Witch of the East.
( To Do List for me )
NOT VOTING IS WASTING A VOTE. [/end voting discussion] Except that ANYONE BUT RICK PERRY is going to be a win. I hate that em eff. And I don't use that word often.
I gotta get moving today, and I found out that my satellite provider has Sirius Satellite built in! No, I don't feel dumb that I've had this for two years and just realized that Alternative Nation with my most favorite DJ ever (George Gimarck) has been with me ALL ALONG. I feel like Dorothy when Glenda said she had the power to get home all along. Which, that needs to be modernized. So Dorothy pulls an AK-47 out of her wee doggie basket and stock-butts Glenda in the gut for making her almost DIE. I mean, Scarecrow was assaulted! "They took some of me out and put me over there! And then they took some of my stuffing and put me over here!" "That's you. All over the place." Okay, now I'm seeing Ross Gellar as the Scarecrow and Chananndler Bong as the Tin Man. Which clearly makes Phoebe Glenda, Rachel is Dorothy (with a hairless cat instead of Toto) and Monica is the Wicked Witch of the East.
( To Do List for me )
