FIC - RPS, Will/Sacha R

THERE ARE NO HARRY POTTER SPOILERS IN THIS POST. OR MENTION OF DEATHLY HALLOWS. EXCEPT FOR THIS LINE.

Title: Five Times Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen Kissed When They Didn't Have To
Author: Stoney
Rating/Pairing R, You read the title, right?
Disclaimer: This most likely didn't happen. Maybe. (Video of them actually kissing.) Well, the jury is still out. Any semblance to real people or events means I did a super awesome job here. But this is all made up. Possibly. (another video of them kissing)
A/N: Thanks to gillo and savoytruffle for the French, all other mistakes are mine. And feel free to leave comments. Or rec. Or send me brownies. I'm easy. Apologies to Franzia "wine" makers. But come on. It's wine in a box, people.

( What's awesome is it's canon. For... this made up fandom that consists of me. )

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In regards to the new splooge about how LJ is actually dirtyrotten liars about what consitutes obscenity and their threatening to bahleet people again (I won't link to the post because there are officially Deathly Hallows spoilers over there) a community was created to defeat them at their own ridiculous word game:

whatisobscene

Feel free to join - they're citing the Millers Test as their (shaky) ground, and that's based on what COMMUNITY DECREES IS OBSCENE. Well. We'll just have to tell them, won't we? Please pimp this comm!! (And note that Butler v. Michigan states that indecency standards cannot be applied to PRINTED TEXT. It's logical that electronic text follows.)

I now leave you to your HP obsession/avoiding HP like the dickens.