More adventures from the Tales of Stupid People, Astronauts vs. Cavemen edition

(And remember: it's always okay to knock me off your flist if my journal makes you uncomfortable. Just know that I will mock you until you die from it. NO I WON'T. Yes, yes I will. QUIET, YOU. [/Dwight] I uh... I have the blackest of humors. And rest assured that you've yet to see how black I can go. Yay! ...the Aristocrats! What?) <-- someone take away my coffee, please.

A collection of truly stupid things said in public forums, serving as a terrific reminder that no matter how foolish YOU might feel at times, there's a good twenty people far more foolish. ( In a battle royale, Astronauts vs. Cavemen. Who will win? )