Gott en Himmel

[stoney321]

So, I just stopped, tapped my chin while thinking deeply as I write an NC-17 scene between TWO CARTOON CHARACTERS. (Metalocalypse) This, after re-tooling a scene with a red-headed pimple-faced squid meeting Argus Filch. And before that, re-writing the bible for hillbillies.

OH. MY. GOD. I think I need a vacation. Or a brain transplant. *waves at you all from the bottom of the barrel* I think I'm officially crazy now.

*does not show anyone the story I wrote when 9 about the characters in G-Force (Mark/Princess) doon it*

[ETA] BATTLE OF THE PLANETS, aka G-FORCE!

Comments

[crevette.livejournal.com]

Mark was hot but I always wanted to bone Jason because he was the bad boy.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I love you so much at this moment. and my slashy heart just imagined a Jason/Mark scenario, and I wonder what the HELL is wrong with me?!?

CARTOONS. I'm writing two fictitious rockers in a threeway. With Swedish accents. See: icon.

[anelith.livejournal.com]

Hi Laura!

*waves down at you in the barrel*

I painted the bathroom and the family room wall! I deserve a cookie, don't you think? Too bad there's none in the house.

The one about G-Force would be my favorite! Because I watched G-Force and totally crushed on the boys...

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Well, fine, I won't bore you with the Mary Sue fantasies I was having about appearing on some crappy kid's show with...I think a monster? Or a dinosaur. Anyway, he was the BFF of the two boys on the show, and the girl who lived next door to them.

I was planning on inserting myself into the storyline as a gymnast -- I would take several tumbles on the balance beam, and the older of the two brothers, who sometimes played his *guitar*, would TEWTALLY fall in love with me right then and there!

It would have been a triumph, my god!

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

AND I WAS SEVEN AT THE TIME!

Man, the way I wrote that sounds like it was yesterday, which it so was not! *huffs*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

GAH, Anne, I TOTALLY meant to comment back yesterday. Argh. PAINTING THE HOUSE. Did it end up matching closely enough? *rubs your shoulders* I think you deserve a whole PLATE of cookies, and maybe dinner out, so you don't have to cook/clean up.

G-FORCE. And Star Blazers, oh my god I LOVED that show!! I need to find those on DVD. I loved them so much. (I had total crushes on Mark - that while suit! and Luke Skywalker. To the point of having cereal with them in the morning. I was in elementary school, for the record.) I've not even mentioned how I couldn't change my clothes in my bedroom for fear my Hardy Boys poster was watching me.

I... I've been broken for a long time, I'm afraid.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Um, i would LOVE to be bored, I mean ENTERTAINED with that!!!! (And you aren't talking about Sigmund the Sea Monster and Johnny and Scott are friends are you? Ahahahaha. I keed.)

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE BEST SHOW EVER. STORY. Reality. Whatever. What show was this?? Gymnastics proving your awesomeness? I would TOTALLY be on board that train.

I had this thing (um... I think I still do) about athletic prowess (mine) showing my kewlness to someone, and validating me as a person of Kewl. Probably because I'm not athletic/graceful. Hahaha.

[beanbeans.livejournal.com]

I love your crazy, stoney. ♥

Also, OMG! Star Blazers! O.O
I love you for reminding me of MY FIRST FANDOM. GAH!

And lookee: http://www.starblazers.com/category.php?page_id=29
Pricey, but maybe the VHS are more reasonable? I dunno.

[poshcat.livejournal.com]

G-FORCE! OMG I didn't think anyone ever saw that show but me!!!! Not that I had naughty thoughts about Mark and Jason and totally Mary Sued myself into the show. Who was the villain? I can't remember, but he was evil and ineffective, as all cartoon villains are. That was a great show. ::nostalgic sigh::

G-Force!

[crevette.livejournal.com]

I was so thinking of you this last episode of Rome. Did you see all the slashy love?

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Heee! Um, I don't think so? O_o All the action seemed to take place in some driveway between two houses, so it doesn't seem like the best sea monster environment. BUT I COULD BE WRONG!

I know there was crap with the kid stars and guest stars doing something that would show off their talents (like playing the guitar) alone, smiling at the fake!audience, getting fake!applause from the canned track, and then being "discovered" by the others as they ran up to say, "omg, were you playing the guitar?"

My gynmastics bit would *totally* have worked like that.

[crevette.livejournal.com]

Only problem is that you'd think that tight white suit would have more package leering possibilities,.. but NOoooo. They were all smooth like Ken dolls. The only one packing was probably Princess, since hers was all be-skirted and shit.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yes!! Good godamighty. That show is one of the best things on television, and I am so so SO happy I found it. Ooooooh, next week when Octavian (Augustus Ceasar) shows up and slaps a bitch?

CAN. NOT. WAIT.

[beanbeans.livejournal.com]

Whoops! That was supposed to be this icon.
Gah, kitten confusion. Sry.

[crevette.livejournal.com]

Baltar!!!! Evil guy with the purple mask and the floaty evil cloud overlord called... called... GAH!!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I saw that, too!! One package is selling for almost 300!!!

What on EARTH??

*squish squish squish* GOD I loved that show when I was wee. I would RACE HOME to watch it. It came on right after Slam Bang Theater here. :D (Popeye, etc.)

Hi sweetheart!

[crevette.livejournal.com]

Let's just say the kid who plays Duro... Yum.

The actor (I looked it up) is 17 and he makes me squirm like a squirming thing. And did I mention HE IS SEVENTEEN!!

All together now, Coo Coo CaChooooo. I'm so destined for an ankle bracelet and orange jumpsuit and my own special tricked out webpage on the sex offender's site. I wonder if they'll let me customize it?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Heeeee! SEA MONSTERS ARE EVERYWHERE, ZOMG. Hahaha.

I have NO IDEA what this show is!! It sounds AWESOME though. You would have stuck the landing in their SOULS, Jess.

*grapevines into your heart*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

And their ships all united into a FMAING PHOENIX!! And they made GRRRR faces from the... wait for it... G-FORCE.

TINY! With his fat-tired motorcycle! POSH. *gropes you*

[beanbeans.livejournal.com]

That is INSANE.
Some kind soul must have put some of those goodies on YouTube. *prays* *searches*

I used to get up at like, 6am to watch it. OMg, cartoon actiony lurve at dawn, so I could be all emo for school, woot! My poor parents.

Hi! *squooshes you back*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YOU CAN FIND EVERYTHING HERE, OMG!!

(7-Zark-7! And he was in love with "Susan" who we only heard on an intercomm, a la Charlie. And the underwater headquarters!!)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YES YES YES. Duro is KNUCKLE BITING hot. I don't even fucking care that he's jailbait. I DON'T CARE.

I will totally cross-stitch Orly's face onto an arm band for you to wear over your jumpsuit, if you promise to make one of Connor from Angel: The Series to be worn on my panties inside my suit.

....from easy and simple joke to exxxtreme perv in two sentences, aw, yeah. (The extra X's are for what I'm NOT typing.)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

FLAMING. Flaming phoenix.

Eye ore s-m-r-t.

[soundingsea.livejournal.com]

an NC-17 scene between TWO CARTOON CHARACTERS. (Metalocalypse)

Please tell me this is bandslash.... :)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

IT IS. Toki/Skwisgaar.

And it's a threeway. With thick accents. Ahahahahaha. (Yet... I'm TURNED ON. Hence the broken insideness.) *g*