Bad day, but getting better

[stoney321]

Messes. Greasy, crumbly messes. Everywhere. It's the children. They are trying to break me. They hide filthy wrappers and dirty clothes and sit and giggle while I try to locate "that smell." My nose hurts. Figure out that the three year old peed on the carpet in her room. She "didn't like the bathroom today."

Cat box is out of control. Vaccum bag is full. There's a fly buzzing in the window. I want to lay waste to this house and make it clean with fire. Husband takes torch and gasoline away from me. Fire pretty. No, he says. Fire bad. Hands me new concoction. Calls it Tropical Depression. It is FUCKING tasty. I go look at Charisma Carpenter pics on karabair's post. Get handed new drink, named "Charisma Nipple" by panting husband. Is tasty. Am drinking lots of different things.

No longer care about the mess. Wonderful man I swore to love is cleaning the house. Have new list of fics to read from crzaydiamondsue. Life is still good.

Comments

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Pour me a Charisma Nipple!!!! I was watching Eddie earlier looking at the Charisma post, and when I looked over again, I said, "Are you adding that to your memories?" He tried to hide it, but I'm hip to the ways of LJ. A few Charisma Nipples and your house will see shiny and new...
SpikeNDru made me a new icon! Take a holt!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I'm holding HIS nipples. Cleetus! Gee up, Haw!

We shall partake of the Charisma Nipples when you come. In a total "crazy drink way" not a psycho, tie you up with Brachtoon in my cozy cellar way.

I am feeling groovy. kin ewe tale?

brachtoon!

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

There can never be enough "stalking Mr. Belvedere" references!

*snogs you*

seriously, how do ancient SNL skits, even lousy ones, manage to have such a long life -- when so many better parts of culture are forgotten? seriously, my MOM still makes Rob Schneider-esque "You like-a the juice??" references. and the whole "Bad Idea" thing this summer started with my memory of the Bad Idea Jeans sketch.

Making Love.... outta nothing at all.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Seriously. i am totally in love with you right now. "I should want to watch Brachtoon on the TV, not keep in locked up in my cellar in a glass room."

It is almost impossibile for me to say "bad idea" with out adding "jeans." I mean, when am I ever going to be in Haiti again?

My BF and I had a little pee come out laughing at the talking Nativity Baby Jesus commercial. And the batteries run out, and it stays on until Three King's Day? And the kids are huddled in their beds crying from the creepy sound Jesus makes? My dream had been to be on that show....

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

How you make those fancy shmancy drinks there? I think your 3 yr. old kid and my 3 yr. old dog are conspiring...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

TROPICAL DEPRESSION
1 oz. Malibu Rum
1 oz. Peach Schnapps
2 oz. Rum
equal parts pineapple juice and OJ, shake and pour into 16 oz. glass over ice.

CHARISMA NIPPLE
1 oz. Baily's
1 oz. Butterscotch schnapps
1 oz. Vanilla Vodka

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Now if only the walk to the car and the drive to the licker store (4 minute-ish drive) didn't seem like such a bother for my hungover ass.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

OMG! I want a Charisma Nipple! That sounds soooo yummy.
I should probably just go to bed instead though, since it is midnight and I have to be to work at seven tomorrow....

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I'm a firm believer that EVERYONE should have a Charsima Nipple.

they are DELISH. Hee!