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[stoney321]

So I'm sick and still in my jammies with a code in my node. I'll be fine, that's not the point of this post.

THIS IS. An insider's scoop on Hefner's Mansion and that whole "Hef's Girl Friend" lifestyle. Um... go ahead and skip to 105 if you're just interested in the harem stuff. FILLED with pictures.

No. Thanks. That's not the life for me, hoo boy. (Gah, I have GOT to get out of this chair! Or have someone bring me tea so I can finish this damn thing...)

[ETA] and the chick writing this isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but nonetheless! Interesting read.

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[lostakasha.livejournal.com]

And oh, me the shallow one a) scrolling through for the odd shot of Dave, a b) just imagining how interesting Jaime's life was then, and c) how interesting it is now ....

feel better, baybee!

(and check the icon... Rubens and DB, together at last. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Who shall I crucify next? Connor....?)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

(Connor....?) YES PLEASE.

And hahahaha! I LOVE HEF MANSION FIC. *cough* maybe because I wrote VK/JM mansion fic, hee!

This story is like Mary Sue crackfic. MY GOD.

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

Is there a pic of DB?? Because I AM SO THERE. *zooms off to scroll*

*mourns lack of "I want to do this man" icon*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I haven't found a pic of him yet, so if you do, COMMENT WITH THE PAGE NUMBER!!

Ungh. I love your icon. Mmmm.

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

Yes m'am. *salutes*

My friend sarakat gave me a coffee mug with that picture on it. It certainly is a great way to start my morning. Hello, wet!nekkid! Dave. I love you so.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I WOULD LIKE THAT PICTURE RIGHT THERE ON MY PANTIES. PILLOW. Whichever.

UNGH, his BODY.

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

NO LIE, I BROKE MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE OF HIM.

Uhm, TMI?

Hellooooooooo, sexy man.

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

I hope you feel better soon, cunt box. HAHAHA, I'm going to make that my new endearment for people.

(for reals, I hope someone brings you tea (that's the only reason to have kids, right? So you can boss 'em around?) and that you get better lickety-split)

*hugs*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I hope your ear gets better, too, cum dumpster! <3

I do have a tea pot brewing, and I sent the kids to the neighbors' houses to play so I can keep reading this crack rest and feel better. :)

*sprays self down with Lysol then gives hugs* :D

[fiveandfour.livejournal.com]

*passes you a box of tissues*

Ho God, where do you find those things? I was utterly mesmerized for like a 100 pages. (I skipped ahead and started at 105). Hugh Hefner is a total enigma to me. I can not wrap my mind around a man of his age acting like he's in his 20s. I've read the Playboy articles and they are good, which hints at some intelligence and maturity. Granted, he's not writing the articles now, but I presume they follow in the vein of what he used to do. He must feel the emptiness and crapitude of that lifestyle so I just don't get it.

And that girl. Yeah. Not the sharpest hoe in the row.

Finally, here's a little quid pro quo on the entertainment. Figured it not only matched the Playboy thing, but also has the added inducement of being related to your interest in gardening. Enjoy (http://www.myscienceproject.org/viagra-flowers.html) and hope you feel better soon.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha, the Viagra! That's really interesting, actually. (The research on shelf life that inspired that science test)

And seriously, Hefner just grosses me out. I like that the chick writing it mentioned Samantha on Sex in the CIty and HER old man, because that's all I kept thinking of.

What a WEIRD LIFESTYLE. Ew ew ew.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

Talk about sad and pathetic.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Which part?!

O_O

[chantal87.livejournal.com]

Ah Hef is such a whore.
Feel better soon doll face.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

He really REALLY is.

And thank you! (I did see your post about moving back, and then maybe moving again, SHEEEEESH. I send you energy and patience, zomg!! *hugs*)

[coercion88.livejournal.com]

This gave me real, horrifying nightmares. I think it was the description of Hef nekkid (stopped reading very quickly after that). I'm still flashing back to it today - and it's making me queasy, I tell you. QUEASY.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I know! I had to stop reading, too. I think I clenched my jaw all night. (Of course, I'm a masochist, so I'm diving back in to the final chapters to see what came of all of this...)

[coercion88.livejournal.com]

Uh, yeah... me too! I can't be trusted at all when it comes to the horror of Heff. But I did giggle at the whole 'get your vibrator cord away from mine!' scenario. In fact, the whole thing was hysterical in a sad, oh-so-tawdry way.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

it's just... pathetic, right? With the rotating girlfriends and their status? He's just a pimp, really. That one girlfriend Holly? Man, she seems like a calculating sad sack, to me.

(How goes the move, btw?)

[coercion88.livejournal.com]

He's a pimp - and they're paid for sex. That's what it amounts to. It worries me that they're being given status by getting on the tv in that incredibly dull show. Woman have such an odd deal these days.

Hubbie's going back to Shanghai in March, and then we'll see about moving at the end of 2007, so plenty of time... actually, it's already March, right?!? Skates on.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Exactly! I was pretty shocked that the "author" (man, are there some grammatical errors in this "book") didn't think they ACTUALLY had sex with him. Well, duh!

I remember you'd mentioned he had flown either there or back recently, so... Yikes. Big international move coming up with toddler in tow? I don't envy you that, but I do envy the DELICIOUS FOOD and weather you're about to experience!

[bdbdb.livejournal.com]

You don't have a copy of that you could e-mail do you? My only net access is from work where it is of course blocked. :(

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I don't!!! And I just checked the link and it's gone - I'll see if I can't find it elsewhere...

[bdbdb.livejournal.com]

Thank you!!!!!!!!!